🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Kumquat said:
I get why some men do it, but it's still shameful and degenerate. Even if all you want is sex with no strings attached, there's plenty of apps and websites designed expressly for that purpose. It's a bit more difficult than just paying a hooker, but it can be done.

Like you said, though, Russell obviously treats his whore-shopping as dating auditions. It's like he thinks he's in the movie Pretty Woman, failing to realize that:

1. Edward isn't a dysfunctional sex-pest and actually has a personality beyond getting his dick wet.
2. It's a fucking movie, not real life.

I know Russell is the supreme narcissist, but I seriously feel like there's some piece of the puzzle missing to explain just how abysmally retarded he is. There's got to be some kind of brain damage, some kind of chromosomal defect, something to explain how he can be this fucking clueless. The comparison to incels and Russ is understandable, but I don't even like to make that comparison, because even fucking incels aren't as deliriously brain-damaged as Russell is. He truly defies comprehension.
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Ol' Mushmouth was planted in front of a TV with rom-coms on repeat when he wasn't being shuffled between mandatory Mormon playdates and Church events. Sure, genetics can explain his rampant stupidity and lack of self-awareness but his learned behavior is all mimicked from crap he filled his head with and then convinced himself was real.

He's got Main Character Syndrome and literally doesn't understand why he's not famous. He needs intensive psychotherapy and hard anti-psychotics.
 
Bassomatic said:
This tho does ask another question if Russell fell into millions of dollars would he do the Charlie Sheen live in porn star (remember that girls mom was fine with the porn and her porn was pretty extensive) but not being tiger bloods cum rag. Ironically now she's a lolcow (aside the porn and dating Sheen). Or would he be the"Chad frat boy" new booty daily? I know he wants a trophy and in his twisted brain he can woo his hooker for a gf, that's street cred to him both "saving" a ho and having a gf. But at same time if he had the cash would be rather rack up a body count and act like king shit pulling new booty every night?
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My money is on multiple girls. First thing he would do is spend way to much money opening his brothel. Then he would begin hiring girls assuming that because they were his employees, they were also his girlfriends. They may play along because he has money. So instead of one gold digging whore Russ would end up with 8-10. As soon as he was broke they'd leave him and he would blame kiwi farms. All in all I'd give him two years max before he had spent every dime on whores and songs.
 
ScooterL said:
Just think, if he'd saved all that money instead of jizzing it away on whores, he might have enough cash to retain lawyers to sue the Farms.
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If he'd done that, and not written an insane book about how he correctly became known as insane and a vexatious litigant, he wouldn't even have a thread to sue about.
DumbDude43 said:
but russ chooses to pay 20 times more than that because he wants only high class professional 'sex workers' who will sell him the girlfriend experience.
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To be fair that might have been a good choice on his part because with the gutter crack hos he'd probably already have AIDS.
The Great Citracett said:
Turns out what I was remembering is a section from his 2017 change.org petition to have criminal charges brought against Dennis Hof where he refers to his hooker funds as an investment.
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I think the other significant part of that is he thought a pimp was his "friend" because he'd spent money at his whorehouse.
 
If russ would become filthy rich overnight, I'm sure the only thing that would happen is that oneitis for Yovanna (or whoever the fuck he's infatuated with this week) would turn to eleven. When they'd finally meet in person, after rusty threw an ungodly amount of money at the woman's agents, he'd just lift his pinky, gargle out an "I'm an artist. Date me." and she'd be head over heels for his disabled visage. And then finally, maybe, she'd suck him his penis. As a True and Honest girlfriend. :optimistic:
 
ScooterL said:
Just think, if he'd saved all that money instead of jizzing it away on whores, he might have enough cash to retain lawyers to sue the Farms.

Instead, all he has a list of complaints about the times he was surprised by prostitutes not being very nice ladies.
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Okay, first of all, he's a paralegal, which is basically a lawyer except without the pesky bar exam. Second, he can file his lawsuit without lawyers just fine. He just wants to retain them to do his work for him so he can focus on fighting for the rights of sex workers in Nevada.
 
If Russ won lotto and opened his brothel resort, what’s the bet he’d only have his own music playing on repeat. The hookers would mass suicide in 3 days.
 
Bubbly Sink said:
When will Russell help Joshua Connor Moon lose his pure and honest virginity with the brothels he wants to build in neighborhoods?
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Null lost his virginity at 17 to an overweight black woman in the back of a mens room at a Popeyes he to this day regrets trading that delicious side of Mac and cheese for it.

To this day the itch isn't cured and he's still into fatties. Truly a tale of woe and warning.
 
Bassomatic said:
To this day the itch isn't cured and he's still into fatties. Truly a tale of woe and warning.
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This changes everything. I'm going to need my contribution to the war chest refunded, or else I'll sue for misrepresenting himself or something, idk. I watched Rekieta back when he read actual legal documents, so I'm basically a lawyer just without having to pass the bar.
 
The Great Citracett said:
Oh even more than that, actually. He rented a limo to take them out to eat and spared no expense acting like a high roller. To the extent that one can do so at Olive Garden anyway.
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He has such pedestrian tastes.

Like he was going to take TayTay to Coldstone. Or he got a 2 for 1 coupon for Whataburger... or was it Whalburgers... and figured he'd take a whore out there.

RodgerDodger said:
What woman would want less than 4g for fucking drippy the drool factory? You're not just getting paid for the blowjob. You're getting paid for the PTSD that comes with it. Not to mention the gift that keeps on giving that is Russels stalker behaviors.
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That I can get behind or as @Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said it's the "asshole tax". Basically overcharging him for what normally would be a $2000 experience. Which is still not worth it.

I mean the cost is determined by how much people are willing to pay for it.
 
I love Russ thinking he’s besties with Hoff because Hoff posed for a picture with him and gave him a worthless coin that Russ later tried to pawn off as valuable celebrity memorabilia.

Hoff knew the game. A pat on the back and a “Hey, it’s my favorite customer!” was all Russ needed to hear to know he was special and not like all the other losers that frequented the brothel.
 
Marble Jack said:
Ol' Mushmouth was planted in front of a TV with rom-coms on repeat when he wasn't being shuffled between mandatory Mormon playdates and Church events. Sure, genetics can explain his rampant stupidity and lack of self-awareness but his learned behavior is all mimicked from crap he filled his head with and then convinced himself was real.

He's got Main Character Syndrome and literally doesn't understand why he's not famous. He needs intensive psychotherapy and hard anti-psychotics.
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Rom Coms? To watch him you'd think the only movie he ever owned or watched was Risky Business. His parents just sat him in front of that on repeat to avoud having to try talking with him.
 
Reading how much this man fucks with his and other people's lives gives me a massive headache
He's Gods given example of just get off social media and all your problems will go away
 
Walking Clock said:
Hoff knew the game. A pat on the back and a “Hey, it’s my favorite customer!” was all Russ needed to hear to know he was special and not like all the other losers that frequented the brothel.
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Ah, the "you're not like the other guys" line that strippers and hookers use on lovelorn suckers. Hoff, by most accounts, was an asshole. Russ was a whale, so of course Hoff faked being nice to him.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Rom Coms? To watch him you'd think the only movie he ever owned or watched was Risky Business. His parents just sat him in front of that on repeat to avoud having to try talking with him.
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Russ is the type of dude that thinks the American Pie movies are American documentaries. All the heroes gets laid. He's owed pussy on general principle. If he doesn't get it, you are being mean and want him to die.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Ah, the "you're not like the other guys" line that strippers and hookers use on lovelorn suckers. Hoff, by most accounts, was an asshole. Russ was a whale, so of course Hoff faked being nice to him.
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It's that fake hospitality that a lot of people who have to deal with the public put on.

It's never genuine but Russtard thought it was because in his mind he's special.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Ah, the "you're not like the other guys" line that strippers and hookers use on lovelorn suckers. Hoff, by most accounts, was an asshole. Russ was a whale, so of course Hoff faked being nice to him.
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Hookers and strippers wouldn't use that line unless it worked.

There's a lot more lolcows at brothels, and strip clubs who are at least smart enough not to sue or talk about it.

E thots exist because of men just like Rusty.
 
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