Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
so he just casually throws out that the reason he can't stream is someone (maybe him) has Hyperaxia and is about to die? Like my dude, say you got a fever of 102 which super sucks. Not 107 which is "call an ambulance right now my nigga is going into organ failure" serious.
 
Whenever I see the Pope hat he wears it reminds me of the Balldo now.
100%, in fact it inspired this work, and hopefully my fellow kiwis will forgive the repost, but I am just so proud of this:
With a base courtesy of bing, I present,
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Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.
I disagree with the concept that we can only establish what's good or bad by comparing it to something else.
Their mother *acts like* a harlot. Their father is a degenerate alcoholic coomer.
That's bad. There's no point arguing how bad is it, cause everyone has their own experience, maybe even hold their own grudges against parents, think that they missed out on this and that during childhood.
But I think we can all agree that it's bad when your parents are acting like perverted retards in public.
(edited unproven accusation lol)
 
Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.

I think it is more for psychological dysfunction or the possibility of trouble ahead. No amount of money can make up for a terrible living situation. Children have been statistically proven to do better in a stable household with 2 traditional parents. It is the most highly correlated factor with success later in life--even over ethnicity, household income, and socio-economics when controlled for regional variations. (A kid raised as a single mom in Germany is better off than one with 2 parents in Senegal).

I think we all know someone where there are kids caught up in a nasty divorce, and that shite really does affect them. Neglectful or abusive (even if only emotionally) parents are a terrible thing for a child's confidence, self-image, and prospects.
 
Wait for the clips I have for the OP, or just watch thr handful of shows she is on.

I recommend the Election Night stream, 60k subscriber special, and 15 years of marriage streams for the more unhinged content.
Thanks, there are so many clips in this thread it’s hard to track down ones Kayla is specifically in. I’ll watch the election night one.
The fact they're still married at all says she's into it. She's got to be so pilled out.
This seems very likely. Unhappy SAHM are famous for pill addictions to deal with their misery. Makes it easier to stay in bed and watch TV too. Given Nick’s substance abuse it would be easier for her to rationalize it, esp if her doctor prescribes it all.

The still married part? I don’t know. Huge house, five kids, homeschooling. It’s obviously hard for Nick or her to pull the trigger and end it. Unhappily married people letting things drag out over years is common.
Ok. That is a very high bar to set. Because it only accepts statements directly from her as evidence. It requires that a public confession be obtained directly from her and that nothing else is proof.

But that said:

1) How would explain her telling her massage story. She goes directly on one of Nicks streams, tells an embarrassing story about being groped during a paid massage and ends with the punchline that she went back to the same person again.

2) When Nick did the show in Las Vegas, they as a couple shared a hotel suite with Camelot. I can't imagine a couple doing that with any single guy or a wife approving of doing that. Let alone a guy that both of them barely know. Adjoining suites or connected rooms yes. But the same suite? I just can't see a wife going along with that. What do you see the thought process as being that would lead her to approving something like that.

3) When he did the Nashville show, Nick picked a playboy magazine themed rental property with porn on the walls and a stripper pole in the main room. Again, what is the thought process by which she goes along with that.

4) Why would she have agreed to participate in that recent hot tub stream with that other couple and allowed Nick to get away with implying that she was bi multiple times in her presence.

You have described her logic in doing things multiple times IMO. That is what I'm interested in rather than proving anything about her.
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I think that’s sort of my confusion. She was such a peripheral character on Nick’s show when I paid attention a few years ago. All these statements about her being a hedonist into porn like Nick made me think she got a lot more active in his streams or locals the last two years so I was thinking there would be a lot of stuff to go thru.

The fact years ago Kayla didn’t seem eager for e-fame, certainly not compared to most streamer GF, might have made me think more highly of her. She didn’t want to be invisible or alienated from Nick’s online world, but not eager to jump into it either. I always wondered how much Nick did, or didn’t, want her participation.

For your questions:
1) Ego appeal, peer pressure to be cool and tell enticing story for the audience. This is the type of mostly safe story she could tell his audience and seem a little naughty but still tech be a good girl.

2) When you go to resort places, like ski towns, casinos, lakes it’s common for nice suites to have multiple bedrooms. When we travel with family we look for 2-3 bedroom suites since it’s way better and cheaper than adjoining or 2-3 separate rooms. Now maybe there is proof Nick and Camelot were in some little room with two double beds side by side but I doubt it. A suite in Vegas, esp with Nick’s money at the time, was probably large and lux. Bedrooms, bathrooms, bar, living room, more like a luxury apartment than a hotel room. Vegas is esp known for these type of suites.

3) Trying to please Nick and prove she wasn’t such an uptight Christian prude.

4) Hot tub stream was awful and humiliating for all involved. The hot tub stream was what made me think there must be a lot I missed on Kayla if she had gotten to the point of doing a “hot tub” stream. I’d love to know the calculus that went into to thinking a hot tub stream was a good idea. Must have been much like the Dear John logic.

BTW, I learned in my late 20’s that any married couples that talked about “their hot tub” and extended invites to them were swingers. Hot tub is basically code word for swinging. In fact I was leery of anyone who innocently owned hot tub for a long time due to this. But the difference is non-degens with hot tubs don’t talk about them constantly extend invites to use them to others.
 
Was playing around with an AI voice cloning tool and thought it would be interesting to compare Nick's 2020 voice with his 2024 voice. Have a listen:





You can probably obviously tell which is which.
 
Maybe I am just odd, but I don't care enough about Kayla to speculate too much on what she has been up to. Instead, I have a deep and resounding faith that whatever shenanigans they are up to will be unearthed in due time. I personally care more about his current reactions to her behaviors in the background in front of a live audience than the weird streams where they get together and pretend to be a high functioning institution of marriage. There is a lot of smoke and mirrors coming from those two.
 
Was playing around with an AI voice cloning tool and thought it would be interesting to compare Nick's 2020 voice with his 2024 voice. Have a listen:

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Doesn't sound too different. It would be funny if you took clips of him when he was completely sloshed and doing his silly Batman voice and see how it sounds when run through an AI.
 
I’m just going to stay for the record Nick is so obviously abusing stimulants (Rx and maybe illegal too). He abuses the booze to take the edge off all the speed. Most people who abuse stimulates end up addicted to something else to counteract the lack of sleep and constant nervous energy.

After a two year break from Nick I’ve been watching lots of clips. With zero background info on it I would immediately assume this guy is a serious tweaker. Nick’s babbling, nervous body movements, pacing, rapid hand gestures, gaunt frame, pasty complexion, etc…it’s all very textbook speed abuse. Throwing in all the booze just makes it all x10 worse.

Streamers Abusing stimulants is par for the course. Speed keeps you peppy and talking, it’s the ideal drug for streaming. Nick would have started using it to keep going through the marathon trial and late night streams two years ago. People usually balance using it ok for the first year or so, then the downward spiral begins. Nick’s rapid Dx audience and superchat decline would have increased reliance, which then increased all the problems with his streams. Typical Vicious cycle shit.

Someone should find some random YTers who discuss substance abuse and recovery and send in a few clips of Nick (with no background info) and have them take an educated guess on Nick’s drug of choice.
 
As someone who's had a 105 and been hospitalized for it (your appendix : the enemy within) yeah you're not thinking about anything other than getting help at that point, if you're even conscious. I'm only alive because it happened while I was still a teenager living with my parents when it happened.

As much as Nick's slid downhill I feel like he might be able to pull off a redemption arc but an intervention is necessary at this point. I really hope he's got someone close enough to him to pull it off.
 
are home schooled as part of a community commune so they avoid all the drama and horrors that is public school
The homeschool community in the USA is so beyond fucked up that I've always fantasized about starting a community watch thread, the problem is that they are almost all so paranoid of CPS as a cultural thing, that they say all their most unhinged lolcow shit in private facebook groups.

Homeschool co-ops are nothing but drama, but since most of the people in them believe that they are following the will of God by homeschooling they blame their kids for having any problems. Even many secular homeschooling parents will get really defensive and say "PUBLIC SCHOOL IS WORSE" if they are faced with any problems.
After a two year break from Nick I’ve been watching lots of clips. With zero background info on it I would immediately assume this guy is a serious tweaker.
About the same amount of time away, and his current tweaker look was a jumpscare

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Was playing around with an AI voice cloning tool and thought it would be interesting to compare Nick's 2020 voice with his 2024 voice. Have a listen:

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You can probably obviously tell which is which.
He went from man talking about Halo 2 in his bedroom to faggot on NPR telling us about the health benefits of seamen.
 
Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.
They're indeed blessed with many things. But any right-minded person who's had a good dad wouldn't give that up for anything in the world. Tomes of ancient wisdom have spoken on this!

Remember, this is their "father" now.


After a two year break from Nick I’ve been watching lots of clips. With zero background info on it I would immediately assume this guy is a serious tweaker. Nick’s babbling, nervous body movements, pacing, rapid hand gestures, gaunt frame, pasty complexion, etc…it’s all very textbook speed abuse. Throwing in all the booze just makes it all x10 worse.
I mostly just watch the Locals stuff that are posted on Elissaclips but I've been thinking of posting a timeline of his uhh flamboyances and whatnot to show how bad it's gotten. This month (above video) has been exceptionally gay and cringe, it's incredible.

Was playing around with an AI voice cloning tool and thought it would be interesting to compare Nick's 2020 voice with his 2024 voice. Have a listen:

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You can probably obviously tell which is which.
Good Lord!
 
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Holy fuck is hammered and tweaking here:


His excuses are lame as fuck. He regularly did trial coverage and filler in between. Does he really forget that? And he even missed covering the garbage goobers trial that he said he wanted to cover didn't he?
It took me awhile but I finally realized what his movement reminds me of. He looks like a Zelda CDi character.
The weird faces, the weird gesticulations, the constant shuffling toward and away from the camera, etc
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