Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Love Machine]

Wake me up, when racket's drunk again~

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Wake me up, when racket's drunk again~

Wake up

 

[Thugnificent]

2) When Nick did the show in Las Vegas, they as a couple shared a hotel suite with Camelot. I can't imagine a couple doing that with any single guy or a wife approving of doing that. Let alone a guy that both of them barely know. Adjoining suites or connected rooms yes. But the same suite? I just can't see a wife going along with that. What do you see the thought process as being that would lead her to approving something like that

I've shared hotel rooms with my married friends plenty of times, it's never been weird or awkward. As long as there's 2 beds available, hotel suites are generally larger with pull-out couches etc.

That isn't to say there weren't ulterior motives in their case, but the simple sharing of a room doesn't really ping my radar.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

You have some weird takes. I don't even know that Megan Fox, but basing on what YOU said - yeah, she probably expected him to notice how evil the government and medical communities are, because he painted himself to be a libertarian who hates the government - exactly what you said.
She probably did not expect him to joke at the expense of a child who already suffered so much. Like, I wouldnt either, that's horrific.

That's something you could say about almost every streamer. They're all necessarily attention whores, and they try to find a niche that interests them and that they can build a community/audience around. they also collaborate. That's what streamers do.

Hi Nick, how's fever?

I am checking locals no news on his fever but ive been talking on social media about streamers and outrage culture ever since Eliza Bleu. Some streamers are more obvious about it. Megan doesn’t really care about Maya. Neither does Legal Vices. They care about the clicks, views and donos. I’m well aware about what streamers do. I’m also aware of how blatant dishonest some of them are.
I promise you. We haven’t seen the last of any of the female streamers on his stream. They get busy with family stuff but will at some point hop on.
Edit: their normal viewers who haven’t tuned in much also like tuning in in the aftermath of appearing on Nicks show. It isn’t just the idea of getting new subscribers that prompts them to want to come on.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s still a fat POS.

He definitely needs to take off a few more pounds. Lay off the cheeseburgers, fatty.

The pic was of a bottle next to his butt. It wasn’t in there. (That we know of!)

Technicality Rekieta: Well, ackshyually, it was IN his butt even if it wasn't UP his butt.

Probably late but I just realized the balldo looks like one of the helmets from the old school Lego medieval sets.

Whenever I see the Pope hat he wears it reminds me of the Balldo now.

 

[3MMA]

If you read the cancellation post carefully, it doesn’t explicitly state that Nick is the one with the 106°-107° fever:

“Been running temps as high as 106 & 107.” (sic)
“Right now I’m fairly stable.”
That first quoted sentence has no possessive, it assigns these dangerously high temperatures to nobody in particular, yet in the very next breath, Old Balldo reassures his audience that he is stable. How particular. Looks like he’s vague weaseling by using his family as a “get outta streaming free” card, while trying to make it sound like it might be him. No one’s sick, & he forgot to look up a good temp to put in the lie, so he just tacked a few degrees on top of the very standardly understood horror temp of 104°, like a dumbass.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Balldo, maybe you can hitch hike to the hospital before your brain turns into a slurry.

We all know he's walking to the hospital like Stephen Hawking right this very minute.

Late, but couldn't resist.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick’s so drunk he stood on a scale and thought it was taking his temperature.

Damn it. I’d buy you a drink for this, but considering what thread we‘re in, I think all of us here have gone permanently sober. The finest Shirley Temple for you, I guess.

Once upon a time at the height of covid I had a 105 degree fever. It stayed for around 30-45 minutes before dipping back down, but that was probably the most shittily uncomfortable and exhausting half hour in my life. Felt like my skin was on fire as well as freezing to death before the cold medicine and copious amounts of ice water took the edge off and dipped down a couple of degrees. It was only later I was told that 105 was basically the point where the brain starts to unironically turn to goo. Thankfully I'm not a drug abuser like some big nosed tribe members with brain holes filled with boiling alcohol, but it's no wonder why I post on this agricultural website, and no wonder Nick reads the shit out of it.

I 100% believe him being ill because alcoholism and drugs destroyed his immune system and now he has COVIDAIDS worse than Metokur. His white blood cell count aught to be lower than his IQ.

Not to PL too much, but I can absolutely vouch for this. COVID dang near put me on my death bed. At 103, ol’ Bowl was barely able to function, and it felt like a bad trip. Skin was melting, delirium, had to be set in the bath tub. To this day, WBC count hasn’t recovered and God forbid someone sneezes in the next county, I’ll get it. Memory loss sucks, too. Nuke China. If Nick has a low WBC count, though, it’s probably super-mega-faggot-AIDS.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I've shared hotel rooms with my married friends plenty of times, it's never been weird or awkward. As long as there's 2 beds available, hotel suites are generally larger with pull-out couches etc.

That isn't to say there weren't ulterior motives in their case, but the simple sharing of a room doesn't really ping my radar.

How many of your married friends were bringing a suitcase filled with sex toys they called "the field kit" with them?

Would that make it weird?

If you read the cancellation post carefully, it doesn’t explicitly state that Nick is the one with the 106°-107° fever:

I mean, it does seem pretty cut and dry to me.

If he tries to weasel out of this by saying it was someone else, I will feel comfortable calling this another Balldoman lie.

 

[Harm]

If you read the cancellation post carefully, it doesn’t explicitly state that Nick is the one with the 106°-107° fever:

Yeah, it's probably an immediate family member and he's selfishly conveying the information so that people direct their sympathies towards him due to the misunderstanding he's created. Probably someone from the wife's family where he resents them for imposing more than he empathizes with their suffering. If this was one of his kids then there would be a very different tune. "AS A FATHER, THIS IS ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS I'VE EVER BEEN THROUGH!" type grifting.

I can already see him sitting there, drunk, smugly boasting about how "you retards thought it was about me, but I never even said that I was running the temperature! I couldn't even type if my temperature was that high, faggots!" Because the only value he has anymore is wallowing in the muck of avarice and these faggy logic tricks he's used to convince people for years he was a genius (LOL).

 

[Thugnificent]

How many of your married friends were bringing a suitcase filled with sex toys they called "the field kit" with them?

Would that make it weird?

None that I was made aware of thankfully, I would make them get their own room if such shenanigans were in mind lol.

I ain't saying Coomie sharing a room with them was all on the up and up, but I felt like there was an over-emphasis on just sharing a room being the "weird" thing.

 

[Pomniman]

Johntezuma's revenge I suppose.

 

[Potatoherder]

I ain't saying Coomie sharing a room with them was all on the up and up, but I felt like there was an over-emphasis on just sharing a room being the "weird" thing.

Because Nick made it weird. He is always talking about sucking dudes off and how Kayla is bi. So they share a room with a dude who is known bi and his GF while in vegas. It's not hard math to put it together. I highly doubt they were reading the bible.

 

[Kurohige]

If he tries to weasel out of this by saying it was someone else, I will feel comfortable calling this another Balldoman lie.

Pretty much already is one. Trying to conceptualize a lie at that temperature is impossible. Even with Nick's morality, still trying to do that will say much more about him than we already know:

"Literally dying... can't think... but must own the Kiwi Farms somehow... why did Josh make me do this?"

 

[Neetorino]

Neetorino did the comparison for January over 3 years for total streams (I copied it for the OP re-write) and it was less than half the number in 2024 than 2022.

February's not looking too good BalldoBros, if he's "still too sick" through the rest of the week then I've got the final tally. I just gotta finish filling out the Rant data and calendar because I've been slackin' almost as hard as Nick has. I'll spoiler the comparison chart for anyone who wants it to be a surprise on March 1st.

Spoiler: February Streams as of 2/27/24

 

[Danish Pastry]

If you read the cancellation post carefully, it doesn’t explicitly state that Nick is the one with the 106°-107° fever:

“Been running temps as high as 106 & 107.” (sic)
“Right now I’m fairly stable.”
That first quoted sentence has no possessive, it assigns these dangerously high temperatures to nobody in particular, yet in the very next breath, Old Balldo reassures his audience that he is stable. How particular. Looks like he’s vague weaseling by using his family as a “get outta streaming free” card, while trying to make it sound like it might be him. No one’s sick, & he forgot to look up a good temp to put in the lie, so he just tacked a few degrees on top of the very standardly understood horror temp of 104°, like a dumbass.

If you read it even more carefully, it doesn't say anybody has a fever. He could just be talking about turning up the thermostat on his hot tub to 106 or 107 for brief periods.

 

[LiquidKid]

the only people to feel sorry for are the kids.

Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.
They live in a massive house, have a nanny to assist them with their day, they’re involved in a ton of extra curricular activities, allegedly have a $3,000 snack budget, are home schooled as part of a community commune so they avoid all the drama and horrors that is public school, likely have any toy or gadget they could want, they take regular vacations, they get regular visits from their grandparents, and both of their parents are home all day every day and they can see them should they wish.

We don’t know anything about their personalities aside from the youngest daughter having regular nightmares, but I would imagine those kids are probably really close to each other as well, and they likely pick up for any slack that their parents or the nanny have.

We have no reason to assume they’re being abused, and frankly, they’re kept far too occupied for them to be neglected. Sure, their father is a degenerate alcoholic and their mother is a druggie who stays in bed all day, but as someone who’s father was also a degenerate alcoholic and who’s mother was also a druggie who stayed in bed all day, I can honestly tell you that their situation would have seemed like a fairy tale compared to my brothers and I hating each other and fighting over who got to eat the slightly more palatable banquet tv dinner that night, knowing that said Tv dinner was literally the only meal we got during the day.

The kids are educated, wealthy, and taken care of. They’re being set up to where they could live as perfectly normal people even if both parents were killed in a car crash randomly.

They aren’t Xander or Rozi Ralph, and they aren’t Daddyo5 or 8 Passenger’s kids. And to be honest, I don’t think there’s much value in bringing up the kids outside of things like Nick streaming from their bedroom

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Might be a bit of a controversial take, but I don’t think the kids have anything for anyone to feel sorry for.

They probably see their father on his ass drunk often, that'd suck to see especially if they're the younger kids.

 

[Truly Rural]

Might be a bit of a controversial take

Damn right it is. No amount of material blessings ever override growing up with alcoholics. Xander and Rozy are in better situation than Nick's kids at least at the moment, even if they don't have $3000 snacks allowance.

 

[Anticipointment]

If you read the cancellation post carefully, it doesn’t explicitly state that Nick is the one with the 106°-107° fever:

“Been running temps as high as 106 & 107.” (sic)
“Right now I’m fairly stable.”
That first quoted sentence has no possessive, it assigns these dangerously high temperatures to nobody in particular, yet in the very next breath, Old Balldo reassures his audience that he is stable. How particular. Looks like he’s vague weaseling by using his family as a “get outta streaming free” card, while trying to make it sound like it might be him. No one’s sick, & he forgot to look up a good temp to put in the lie, so he just tacked a few degrees on top of the very standardly understood horror temp of 104°, like a dumbass.

For that matter, he didn’t even say it was a person who had the temperature. Perhaps as Nick was preparing the hot tub for the evening’s double couple’s romp, he thought it felt too warm, checked it, realized it indeed was, & obviously, the issue needed fixing immediately.

Also, its so weird that Nick worded it as “Kinda going to have to cancel the show tonight” Why did he say “kinda”? He was definitely canceling the show. It wasn’t a thing where “kinda” was applicable.