Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Father Balldo]

Rekieta has slowly built his resistance to brain damage and is now totally immune.

Oh, it will get worse... trust me.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Clearly he was ranting about the ceiling cats.

Heat-seeking thermobombs disguised as ceilingcats ?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Oh, it will get worse... trust me.

What could possibly be worse than being Balldo at this point?

 

[Null]

What could possibly be worse than being Balldo at this point?

Not having life insurance

 

[Retink Retunk]

Not having life insurance

Not if Kayla wishes to cash in.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta has slowly built his resistance to brain damage and is now totally immune.

If you don't have a brain, how can you damage it?

[points to forehead sagely]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s asshole is jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth.

What a fucking retard lmao.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Whatever happened to Faran? It looks like she deleted her Eliza Blue documentary trailer on every platform?

For a second I thought this was a new clip and that Balldo really cleaned himself up. It's amazing how normal he looks in that compared to now.

That clip was from almost exactly a year ago. How time flies...

I loved his claim to be NOT MAD at Divinity or Faran while sounding like he's seething, looking like he's seething, shaking like he's seething, and even holding his whiskey glass like he's seething which is a phrase I didn't think possible until watching that clip.

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In the above screenshot if you look closely, his body language says he was hoping they would make a million dollars.

Close. Nick was still in the humble beginnings of what would be his signature catchphrase:

 

[Father Balldo]

What could possibly be worse than being Balldo at this point?

You don't want to know the depths of depravity that people like Nick can reach. The Balldo is but the tip of the iceberg...

 

[Captain Manning]

Who the fuck believes this shit?

If we go by the caps that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is posting, not even what remains of his audience it would seem.

 

[Schpoots]

I hope your fever makes a million dollars!

 

[Father Balldo]

I hope your fever reaches a million degrees!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Caught this rare balldo over in Sean's chat.

Get better, Nicky!

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Sorry for being a community happenings fag, I usually don't post in this thread. Just reading what he said reminded me of ten year olds trying to evade school.

 

[PhoBingas]

i distinctly remember Nick saying the Knoxville trip was their first time going on a trip without their kids since they were born, meaning it was the first time they got some alone time and look what happened, Kayla went full blown whore to the point that its apocryphal. Nick was able to keep it under wraps and many just assumed it was because of her getting tipsy, especially because it was at a time when she was still an extreme background character (lady racketts) but from what we've seen unless she's spun every time she's made an appearance on Nick's show its rather obvious thats her usual mood

Wasn't CRP's speech about a "slatternly woman" at the knoxville "fight", talking about lady Rackets trying to love on Andy Tardski?

What does it mean when you don't feel anything from adderall? My heart felt weird for 10 minutes taking a couple of pills, but after that nothing. No energy, no concentration, I was quite disappointed.

Drugs effect everybody differently. I've seen people smoke 10 joints and not catch a buzz in the least, and I've seen people take four puffs off a joint, freak out; then smashed a row of parked cars until they got arrested. If they didn't do all that much for you, maybe you've got ADHD or something? Also could have been sugar pills or something else entirely if you got them off the street.

You know what? I actually believe Ralph when he says he didn't do this. He would be all loud mouthed if it was him.

Ralph has usually copped to every other time he's flagged someone. It might have been rackets, or his locals hangers-on.

This is, of course, assuming he even has a fever.

He's probably just got a case of the Irish Flu.

 

[Poop Shoot]

The excuses get more and more elaborate. Sorry can’t come in tonight, ghosts. Gotta postpone tonight’s stream, broke my spleen. Need to cancel tonight, heartworms.

106 is the kind of temp where you get held down in an ice bath as the ambulance races there.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sorry for being a community happenings fag, I usually don't post in this thread. Just reading what he said reminded me of ten year olds trying to evade school.

Wasn't there a scene in some movie where a kid stuck a thermometer on a heater to heat it up, and when the mom came in in the to check it she's all like "bullshit, you'd be dead"?

That feels like this.

Like honestly, if he said "I have to go to the ER," that would be one thing, but to say "Right now I'm fairly stable" after citing that temperature is absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

"Right now I'm fairly stable"

I bet his cope is that he was posting from the hospital. "Obviously, kf incel Scandinavian prudes, I'd only say stable because my nurse said stable."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s so drunk he stood on a scale and thought it was taking his temperature.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If he's not just flagrantly lying he needs the Jacob's ladder treatment. If he's doesn't want an ice bath he could do something more his taste, like an ice rod up the ass or ice cooled balldo.
Also imagine being such a loser that you don't have the family to drive you to the hospital in an extreme medical emergency or the money for an uber, such a los-... sorry I got side tracked by the cats in my ceiling