Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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John_Smith said:
Speaking of Jennifer and Drinking, and Germany, while there, what do you bet he drank plenty of Schweinewasser at the recommendation of the helpful wait staff. ( Here's the reference, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uee2NIx-U_0 I'm not bothering to embed.) You just know he was a complete cunt to the krauts. They are literally Nazi childs after all.
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Given his infamous
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photo was posted in the context of him sneering at a german regional food you would probably be correct

Incidentally when I searched "germany" on his feed it provided one of the most unnerving fatrick faces yet
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JustTheFaxcts said:
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Was piggy deliberately placed near Ernst Rohm?

Like Fatrick, Rohm was a fat poof.

He was certainly more macho than Fatrick however.
The kind of gay who saw himself as a manly heroic warrior who only formed bonds with other manly men and not weak feeble women.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Given his infamous View attachment 5762518photo was posted in the context of him sneering at a german regional food you would probably be correct

Incidentally when I searched "germany" on his feed it provided one of the most unnerving fatrick faces yet
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You could land a space ship between that fat faggot’s eyes.

Why does he allow pics of himself to be posted? Does he think his looks are a positive? That’s not a smart move for someone trying to trick people into buying crappy books
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
You could land a space ship between that fat faggot’s eyes.

Why does he allow pics of himself to be posted? Does he think his looks are a positive? That’s not a smart move for someone trying to trick people into buying crappy books
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Let me answer your question with the instagram tagged photo wall of the gym he once stole used tampons from
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While the typical gymbrah/breh who feels inclined to post selfies on instagram while tagging the gym does so with an image of them doing some physically impressive lift or stretch or reaching a high heart rate or even just hitting a personal target, the horrid hog of hooligans takes far greater pride and pleasure (given how often he spammed it) in seeing his own face over and over and over again and forcing others to do so as well

The fact this has resulted in his porcine features and disrespectful protruding bitch tits becoming one of our biggest punchlines means he is no longer able to selfie spam as he used to which likely causes him a truly hilarious amount of personal rage
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice
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They're usually poor fags who can't afford something like a Rock Hills Farms bourbon and just drink to get drunk instead of enjoying it.
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He does know that
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No, he never does.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Let me answer your question with the instagram tagged photo wall of the gym he once stole used tampons from
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This just slays me. At first I thought it was just a funny collage someone made, but no, those are photos from actual people doing gym things and using the gym's hashtag... and Rick constantly inserting his fat, creepy selfies for some reason. If I ever did something that cringe, I'd drop dead on the spot.
 
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306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
A quick check of whiskey prices seems to support that. There are a few that are a dollar or two cheaper, but Maker's Mark is listed at ~22 bucks in a segment where most things are 30 or 40 minimum.
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MM is just average as a bourbon. If I had to choose I'd go with a bottle of Jefferson's.

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Jefferson's can vary wildly voyage to voyage so research is needed before splurging on a bottle.

Bourbon doesn't agree with me so much anymore so my go to is Reyka. Best vodka I have ever had. Having worked at a liquor store a couple decades ago I have tried them all.

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Gym is one of us now. Patposting is quite the social contagion like everyone else has expressed in this thread I find myself muttering or using in casual conversation things like"enjoy prison" or "wrong in every delusional detail as always" at times. If you stare too long into the niggeroni machine, the niggeroni stares back at you.
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Jim better do a stream on Pat, I would fucking die to hear him say all the Patisms in his voice.
 
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Patrick S. Chickenhawk would like to remind everyone that he was a geopolitical dunce two years ago and he remains one today.
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I wish the Russian government would order an assassination on Pat out of spite for his stupidity. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

"No baby Russian stalker, it is you who has being exposed to a nerve agent, Enjoy Sarin. [Starts convulsing on the floor]"
 
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Kirtto said:
I wish the Russian government would order an assassination on Pat out of spite for his stupidity. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

"No baby Russian stalker, it is you who has being exposed to a nerve agent, Enjoy Sarin. [Starts convulsing on the floor]"
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then there would be no pat funnies:mad::(
 
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