Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Creative Username]

We would be haunted by his ghost, even from the beyond he would need to child his stalkers

ok

 

[Law]

Yeah you don't want Russia to harm or kill poor Pat.
You want Putin and Yulia Navalnaya to somehow both become patposters.

he woke up at 5am and immidiately began NOCHILDing

Please let him use speech-to-text, it would be so funny

Shoving a pineapple up your ass is strange obsession with Pat I'm gathering. I guess anything really is a dildo if you're brave enough.

No, child. He is not obsessed with fruit and buttholes. It is a reference to the film Little Nicky by celebrated indie auteur Adam Sandler. You simply do not understand cinema, stalker. Those are only your delusions, child. Your life is already over.

All things considered I am honestly scared to imagine what the Venn diagram between Patposters and Blood Meridian fans looks like

The overlap includes "enjoys highly detailed descriptions of dermatological misfortune".

Spoiler: Whiskeydox

My favorite bourbon with an excellent taste-to-cost ratio is Eagle Rare.

 

[WelperHelper99]

No, child. He is not obsessed with fruit and buttholes. It is a reference to the film Little Nicky by celebrated indie auteur Adam Sandler. You simply do not understand cinema, stalker. Those are only your delusions, child. Your life is already over.

I mean Pat certainly has a large enough ass to make a pineapple fit

 

[AirdropShitposts]

GUESS WHO'S BACK
FAT AGAIN

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[An automatic clown]

You could land a space ship between that fat faggot’s eyes.

Call him LaGuardia (airport in NYC) cause that niggas forehead so big you could land a plane on it

 

[Elbe]

ok I just finished making egg salad, time to log back in to the fat feed and see what....

.....nigga what?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I mean Pat certainly has a large enough ass to make a pineapple fit

Horse dildos like the ones Vaush desperately wants are probably too mainstream for Patrick so he choose pineapples instead.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

GUESS WHO'S BACK
FAT AGAIN

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And now community noted, you know that piggy must be seething right now.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

No child I didn’t not trip Joe Biden, it was a misplaced sandbag. Enjoy prison.

 

[CervixHammer]

 

[Tablet County]

I wish the Russian government would order an assassination on Pat out of spite for his stupidity. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

"No baby Russian stalker, it is you who has being exposed to a nerve agent, Enjoy Sarin. [Starts convulsing on the floor]"

I think it'd be funnier for him to labor under the delusion that the Russian government is after him.

 

[Law]

The year is 2145. Twitter is a long forgotten dream that only exists in the ragged fragments of humanity's collective unconscious. The land formerly known as Milwaukee is an irradiated desert after Trump baits Pakistan into starting World War III during his third term. Small bands of humans roam the gelid landscape, whispering of a porcine messiah who once, long ago, united the world in shared mirth with his proclamations most fruity and redundant. They tell tales of a pastime called "patposting", and wonder if "Prizzin", the land where all are eternally joyful, was ever actually a real place. Will they return there some day, after their short lives are over? Was the one they call Kwah-Zee ever paid? The only thing that answers them in the dark and starless night is the wind echoing through the ruined dunes. "Noh-chai-uld", it seems to whisper,
"noh. . . chai. . . uld."

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

lest humanity be doomed to repeat Jonestown

Patrick is a big fan because a lot of African Americans died.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

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Patrick is a big fan because a lot of African Americans died.

I cant believe Patrick tricked all of those poor blacks into selling all of their worldly possessions and killing themselves.
HE MUST ANSWER FOR THIS

 

[Post Reply]

Looks like Porsalin's doc will be delayed again.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice

My (young) boss orders top shelf whiskeys (on rocks, of course) - only to sip half a $50 drink while I kill 4 pints.
Point - posers buy expensive whiskey to look cool, and usually throw it away.

 

[AnOminous]

My (young) boss orders top shelf whiskeys (on rocks, of course) - only to sip half a $50 drink while I kill 4 pints.
Point - posers buy expensive whiskey to look cool, and usually throw it away.

If you're not an alcoholic you can afford to make your one drink of the night the expensive stuff. But I wouldn't buy that at a bar because those fuckers will just pour Maker's Mark or something into an expensive label bottle.

 

[Roland TB-303]

My (young) boss orders top shelf whiskeys (on rocks, of course) - only to sip half a $50 drink while I kill 4 pints.
Point - posers buy expensive whiskey to look cool, and usually throw it away.

Sounds like he’s being calorie conscious. Don’t wanna get fat like Pat now would we?

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

If Pat was about to stick a pineapple up his ass.
Would he do it from top to bottom or sideways?

 

[Anti Snigger]

I’m envisioning Jim and Josh streaming together about Fatrick, exclusively communicating by doing their impressions of him, like that Seinfeld episode with the voice