Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Terrifying Organisms said:
What is with Fatrick and pineapples? He has one as the favicon on his website as well.
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He told Donald Trump to fuck himself with a pineapple. That was his first twitter ban, and since then he sees pineapples as a symbol of his courageous act of civil resistance.

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Homofascism said:
Ummm excuse me you shitty dumb dumb idiot
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Did any of the pests bother with calling themselves Pat and then post your kind of excellence AT the pests like they were Patrick?

Watching Patrick get mad at someone being Partick would be a rib tickler.


As for the pineapple - videos about cruse ships mention the pineapple is a way to say you are into swinging.
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
Did any of the pests bother with calling themselves Pat and then post your kind of excellence AT the pests like they were Patrick?
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No but I do remember them posting as Pat and complementing women on twitter only to have the real Pat cool aid man himself in and start insulting people.
 
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Laquisha Guntermensch said:
Have you seen the PFG forums Blood Meridian satire Pig posts @Judge Holden?
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My post above has the rest of PFG's Pig-Blood Meridian caps.
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All things considered I am honestly scared to imagine what the Venn diagram between Patposters and Blood Meridian fans looks like

Something Awful said:
He told Donald Trump to fuck himself with a pineapple. That was his first twitter ban, and since then he sees pineapples as a symbol of his courageous act of civil resistance.

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Jesus fucking christ it would have been less embarrassing if he was a flaming homo using the fruit to signal he has a door unlocked, bent over the bed, ass in the air, and taking all cummers

Also while I try to avoid judging people based on their choice of hooch given how my own tastes are nothing to be proud of, much like with music when we were discussing fat's playlist, I couldn't help but notice the Black Label bottle behind the pineapple and roll my eyes a bit. Much like his choice of music where he seems drawn to the most generic radio pap imaginable, he seems to have selected the most generic franchise scotch possible for his drinking cabinet. Were it literally anyone other than fatrick I would not even think to nitpick this, but given how much of a mindless consoomer he is I feel I can be a lil petty with my two bit booze critique
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
As for the pineapple - videos about cruse ships mention the pineapple is a way to say you are into swinging.
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Not just on cruise ships.

Having a pineapple decoration is one of those if you know you know kind of things.

So to me, this is just Pat signalling that his wife's vagina is running low on natural gas and is ready to refilled.
 
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Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice
 
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Something Awful said:
He told Donald Trump to fuck himself with a pineapple. That was his first twitter ban, and since then he sees pineapples as a symbol of his courageous act of civil resistance.

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No stalker, I did not use a pineapple as an improvised dildo for my anal pleasure, that is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.


The worst part is that I could see him actually writing this
 
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Kirtto said:
No stalker, I did not use a pineapple as an improvised dildo for my anal pleasure, that is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.


The worst part is that I could see him actually writing this
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Searched his account for something like that, found nothing aside from this extremely exploitable picture
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I sure do hope people don't start shooping him into inappropriate historical situations

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Judge Holden said:
Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice
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It's gotta be cost. That Makers Mark shit has to be cheap ass Whiskey.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice
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It is the Jack Daniels of lolcow drunks.

I have honestly never tried it because I find bourbon a bit hit and miss and I am a semi Scotch or Irish Snob.

Plus booze is stupidly expensive here so I limit myself to stuff I know I like as a general rule, until I get some stock up the drinks cabinet money.

Tullamore, there is nothing wrong with it, but the fact that Fatrick hasn’t opened that bottle demonstrates he has a bourbon palette.
 
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306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
A quick check of whiskey prices seems to support that. There are a few that are a dollar or two cheaper, but Maker's Mark is listed at ~22 bucks in a segment where most things are 30 or 40 minimum.
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Called it. Lolcows have no taste. They just want to get drunk to something that kinda tastes like whiskey.
 
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