Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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"We live in a society where the justice system encourages cyberterrorists. I must become justice. Stalker Childs are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, fat, terrible...

I must become......PATMAN"

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TUNE IN TO ALL NEW EPISODES OF PATMAN, NOW FEATURING HIS NUBILE YOUNG SIDEKICK OF COLOR ROBBIN'

Best cosplay I've seen in a while.

 

[Summer of George]

"We live in a society where the justice system encourages cyberterrorists. I must become justice. Stalker Childs are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, fat, terrible...

I must become......PATMAN"

Wrong again, sweet suckling infant flittermouse.

Fatter than a speeding veal-cut....


More powerful than than all the other "I Voted"s...


Able to eat small children in a single gulp!


It's a turd.... it's a shame... no.... it's SUPERFAT!

His kryptonite is employment.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

I wanted to post my appreciation for the latest Cryptic Web Chronicles.
At over 1.5 hours, it's long, but worth every second. So many great catches: journalists, hooknoses, and of course Fatrick

Chef's Kiss
The latest Cryptic Web

Shout out to cryptic web, after watching his channel I see why he’s such a well documented lolcow.
I had seen Patricks name all over the farms and finally watched the video and I’m not disappointed.
His alliance with buzz feed and Seth Smith to take down the anons on the O&A forums, and the best comedians in the game and failing miserably gives me optimism and a great feeling of schadenfreude my jaded ass didn’t know was real.
Who’s bankrolling all these crazy lolsuits for pattycakes?? How is he paying his bills? How has he not been criminally charged for wasting the judges time on his online shenanigans? Is his wife mentally impaired to stay with this man?

He literally reminds me of a real life Proffessor Pyg from the Arkham knight comics, the scariest of the villains in the comics.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've never much been for Fatty, as my preferred cows are mostly art-related in some way.

However.

I was also getting the Cryptic Web video recommendations, and I gave in and watched them (Fatrick is the favorite cow of a friend, so I wanted to know more). The only problem is that, every time I go to talk to my cat, my stupid baby cat son, I can hear Fatrick's stupid voice. I call him my baby son, my idiot child, all of that, and all I can hear is his stupid fucking voice.

I want him dead.

 

[Pedophobe]

The only problem is that, every time I go to talk to my cat, my stupid baby cat son, I can hear Fatrick's stupid voice. I call him my baby son, my idiot child, all of that, and all I can hear is his stupid fucking voice.

Those are your delusions again, stalker.

 

[Sprate Header]

Jim gives a shoutout to Cryptic Web Chronicles:

(https://archive.fo/wip/K1ZKq)

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

What I don't believe is that anything he's written is good enough to garner that sort of emotion

Patrick is emotionally broken.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

He literally reminds me of a real life Proffessor Pyg from the Arkham knight comics, the scariest of the villains in the comics.

What a coincidence, I referenced Professor Pyg earlier ITT. He looks so much like him (talking about the game) and Dwight Schultz's vocal portrayal reminds me a bit of Null's Patrick voice. "Noooooo Batchild."

Instead of kidnapping randos to turn them into "perfect" zombie eunuchs, Professor Hoglinson just, well, kidnaps black children to turn them into pepperoni.

And instead of playing opera music he just blasts Foo Fighters.

 

[SunSetsinTokyo]

What is the back story on Brinton and Betsy Resto ? From my quick skinning of Owen Forems I think Brinton was Patso original lawyer for the suit ? And he basically ran himself out of his law firm by taking it and being incompetent ?

What is the back story on Brinton and Betsy Resto ? From my quick skinning of Owen Forems I think Brinton was Patso original lawyer for the suit ? And he basically ran himself out of his law firm by taking it and being incompetent ?

He left Minc after failing miserably and his co-workers didn't want to deal with his lazy ass anymore. Now he's taking on dogshit cases from losers that can't afford Minc prices. His new clients are even worse than Tomlinson.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

What a coincidence, I referenced Professor Pyg earlier ITT. He looks so much like him (talking about the game) and Dwight Schultz's vocal portrayal reminds me a bit of Null's Patrick voice. "Noooooo Batchild."

Instead of kidnapping randos to turn them into "perfect" zombie eunuchs, Professor Hoglinson just, well, kidnaps black children to turn them into pepperoni.

And instead of playing opera music he just blasts Foo Fighters.

I’m wheezing! Great minds think alike.
His cadence is just like Patrick’s, hearing him say “child” makes my skin crawl. This dude even has the same build as Pyg.



In the comics Proffessor Pyg kidnaps anyone and everyone to undergo horrific surgery all in the delusion his crazy ass will make them perfect, and uses them as his brainwashed army. His appearances are my favs in the comics but freaked me out as a young dork.

 

[Law]

How is he paying his bills?

Nikki's parents
Artisanal free-range pepperoni sales
Credit card debt
Sales of his best-selling sci-fi novels, child.

Also the Arkham Knight Professor Pyg voice is spot on.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patty Xeeted about how everyone he hates is a Russian agent, then waited an hour and replied to his own Xeet with his ‘actual tough guy’ act dialled up to 11:

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I just wish he'd stop posting the world's lamest conspiracy theories.

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Yeah, definitely make false reports to the FBI.

And legal filings accusing federal judges of being co-conspirators.

All to pretend it takes real elaborate planning to kill this fat idiot nobody wants to kill except his second better wife's family.

 

[aTalker Texas Ranger]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is, by far, the most repellent, unempathetic, petulant, vile, and clueless bottom-feeder e-celeb I have ever encountered.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is the living embodiment of a Greek Underworld punishment myth.

I have a few discord comrades who've been following Pat for years, but I had never checked him out in detail until just the other day. The guys in question were cross-talking the "stalker child guy" as I thought of it, when one of them posted a link to some site called "payquasi", where I found some rather intriguing claims about Patrick that piqued my curiosity. E.g., I wanted to know more about the nature of a man that would inspire someone to go to above and beyond in crafting a description, statement, or response.

So, I did the Patrick S. Tomlinson deep dive. Having done so, I can state confidently that he has no redeeming qualities, attributes, or traits beyond "he's a successful organism because he's still alive, has reproduced, and has a stable environment for habitation".

I started by wanting to know what kind of man could inspire the efforts on display in these screencaps, and I got that. But I got more. A whole lot more.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP FUCKING REPLYING YOU MORBIDLY ROTUND MONGOLOID

A few months ago PFG had a pig-inspired Cormac McCarthy thread that impressed me enough to screen-cap some highlights. Blood Meridian's a helluva book, Pat's a helluva pig and Your Old Pal Howard and others are talented satirists.

Have you seen the PFG forums Blood Meridian satire Pig posts @Judge Holden?

My post above has the rest of PFG's Pig-Blood Meridian caps.

 

[Maude Snew]

Apparently nobody remembers the old Freakazoid bit about Patman and his sidekick Boy Darkmeat. For shame.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

You know, if Musk hadn't fucked up the Twitter API making an oink-o-meter that counts the stlakers and childs would be a fun side project.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

"What's that Mr Ro'dan? You want me to shove this up my ass to get you and my wife in the mood? Well if you insist...."
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What is with Fatrick and pineapples? He has one as the favicon on his website as well.

Is it a reference to his and Nikki's love for urban flatus perhaps?

 

[Judge Holden]

What is with Fatrick and pineapples? He has one as the favicon on his website as well.

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Is it a reference to his and Nikki's love for urban flatus perhaps?

I was gonna check his account to see if he had mentioned pineapple at all on xitter, only to find that at precisely 05:18am he was awake and angrily oinking threats at stalker childs

Which means either he has once again pulled an all nighter, or he woke up at 5am and immidiately began NOCHILDing

Either way I understand why Nikki looks so fucking miserable in any photo or video she is in.

Anyway back to the pineap....OH COME ON

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Jim gives a shoutout to Cryptic Web Chronicles:
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(https://archive.fo/wip/K1ZKq)

I'd love a jim stream in the style of the incelebration video but on patso though I imagine he probably doesn't have the energy for something like that. Pat would have made a great subject for an internet insanity video. Glad to see jimbo is joining the stalker childs

 

[*sigh*]

What is with Fatrick and pineapples? He has one as the favicon on his website as well.
Is it a reference to his and Nikki's love for urban flatus perhaps?

Bumblingson‘s official first name is Patrick. Patrick is also the name of a starfish that lives in Bikini Bottom next to Sponge Bob that lives in a pineapple under the sea. Makes perfect sense to a long pig like Fumblingson.