Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Speaking of which, its worth noting that in the Josiah calls I have been enjoying for the first time he smugly mentioned how he totally could just throw fiddy bucks at some "black hat hackers" to instantly dawx and take down ONA and possibly the farms as well but since he is a "law abiding citizen" he has to do things by the books

Not really relevant or important, but its fun to think of just what he might attempt should his masterplan to win in court against all his stalkerchilds and have them all publicly beheaded for their crimes against him not work out. I dont think any of us are ready for fat larping as a Super Haxxor

The thing that gets me from Josiah 1 is that Patrick admits to spending (by that time) almost $100,000 of Scalzi's SFWA funds, yet is absolutely flabbergasted that Quasi can afford his $17,000 is attorney's fees. He goes on about how Quasi must be independently wealthy or bankrolled by an evil 1A group. Has this retard ever saved a cent in his life? Did mommy and tommy never teach him the basic tenets of personal finance? Spend less than you earn, fatso. It isn't hard.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Just coming up to 3:00am in Milwaukee and fat is still fucking xeeting.

In my time zone I went to bed while fat was oinking on xitter, had a nice long sleep, got up, went to the gym, brushed my teef, had some coffee, came back to my computer to start a day in the wage cage......AND HE IS STILL FUCKING THERE

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!
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Nikki: Hey Fat Rick. It's three in the god damn morning. Shouldn't you get some sleep?
Fat Rick: No stalker child, The idiots are currently winning. I have to put them in their place.
Nikki: Oh I forgot, you're an alcoholic bum who got us into massive debt because you "couldn't let the idiots win." Just be sure to tell them to enjoy prison, okay?
Fat Rick: Yes child, I will.

 

[Judge Holden]

Alright I just attended the opera....well the theater....well the alley outside the theater which hosts naked hobo knife fights....well my lonely wage shack with a live feed to the alley outside the theater which hosts naked hobo knife fights...

I genuinely and unironically have not updated myself as to fatrick's antics over the last few hours. I hereby predict he has spammed some variation of PRISON STALKER no less than 14 times.

Time to visit xitter to see if I am right....

EDIT: WOO 16 TIMES IN THE LAST 3 HOURS!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has this retard ever saved a cent in his life?

Lol no.

Can someone find the images from when Pat was duped into confessing to one of the rascals that he and Niki “can’t afford” to lose money? Pat thought he was messaging another author, I believe. It was fucking hilariously embarrassing as usual with Pat.

 

[Law]

Here you guys go, I tracked down some of those oeuvres numeriques à la main I was looking for earlier.

Speaking of Harlan Ellison, the o and a guys should illustrate "I have no mouth and I must scream". They'd capture it perfectly.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP FUCKING REPLYING

Never have, child. Never will.

 

[Judge Holden]

"I have no mouth and I must scream"

I have no cash and I must pay (Quasi)

 

[DumbDude43]

"i have no phone and i must tweet"

 

[Judge Holden]

"I have no neck and I must eat"

 

[Law]

"I have no blog and Torque's not me"

 

[Maude Snew]

There are only two things that have ever made Pat cry. His own brilliance, and Avengers Endgame.
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I understand, his writing makes me cry too.

"What's that Mr Ro'dan? You want me to shove this up my ass to get you and my wife in the mood? Well if you insist...."
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Yes.

 

[Tablet County]

There are only two things that have ever made Pat cry. His own brilliance, and Avengers Endgame.
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There are times I look at something I wrote like five years ago and wonder how the hell I wrote something that good when I can't even bang out a decent sentence, so I understand the feeling.
What I don't believe is that anything he's written is good enough to garner that sort of emotion. Unless of course he's weeping at how much worse he is now than he used to be. "At least back then I was writing stories and not a billion tweets every day about enjoying prison."

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Go Snackiechu, go and hack to the extreme !

I will ! Thank you, Fat

 

[bortherman]

I dont get what causes these xeet rages of his, like what going on in his personal life at that moment to cause him to child a hundred stalkers?

Pat has nothing going on in his life, hence the xeet streams. His phone is always in his hand ready to reply or correct the record.
If you wonder why there is a sudden large block of them in very short order then that's just piggy "doin' da bit".

Y'see, before these streams of replies, a helpful redditor will txt rick and point him towards a user/thread that is sorely lacking in porcine interjections. within 30s rick will be there in the replies to make sure the idiots don't win. He cannot stop himself, he doesn't know anything else.

He is OnA's Pavlovian dog, conditioned to xeet or reply on demand.
A marionette to make jiggle when his strings are pulled.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok im not sure where exactly he is going with this

"The CHILD cult is literally going to murderfuck us to death, now here is a random reddit post from five months ago saying the same thing"

EDIT: Hmm, account has been suspended, appears to have been a fan of redlettermedia and cormac mccarthy......sheeit has the multiverse sharted a nega-me into reality thats a tomlinson simp?

DOUBLE EDIT: wait.....i just tried to find the post and its unfindable, likely due to the user being suspended....is he working through a backlog of all social media mentions on all sites and since he cant reply via reddit he is replying via twitter? Oh please fucking tell me he isnt....jesus fucking christ if this is actually the case imma have to take a week vacation from this thread for my own mental health

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ok im not sure where exactly he is going with this
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"The CHILD cult is literally going to murderfuck us to death, now here is a random reddit post from five months ago saying the same thing"

EDIT: Hmm, account has been suspended, appears to have been a fan of redlettermedia and cormac mccarthy......sheeit has the multiverse sharted a nega-me into reality thats a tomlinson simp?

DOUBLE EDIT: wait.....i just tried to find the post and its unfindable, likely due to the user being suspended....is he working through a backlog of all social media mentions on all sites and since he cant reply via reddit he is replying via twitter? Oh please fucking tell me he isnt....jesus fucking christ if this is actually the case imma have to take a week vacation from this thread for my own mental health

Ah yes! Let's trust an account that has been suspended !
Also, They're a fan Mersh apparently.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It'll start out fun, but you'll end up completely broken; childing inanimate objects, constantly muttering about stalkers and the prison they're about to enjoy under your breath when nobody's looking, and one day you'll lose your train of thought for a moment and conclude a very important letter/email with:

Enjoy prison,

before noticing it and wondering about the very long progression of intensifying mental illness that lead to this moment.

FTFY

im permabanned poster patstomper58. i first started reading ona when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "patposting" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "niggeroni" and "enjoy prison, stalker" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "patposting" style of ona humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" patposting to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

 

[Judge Holden]

"We live in a society where the justice system encourages cyberterrorists. I must become justice. Stalker Childs are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, fat, terrible...

I must become......PATMAN"

TUNE IN TO ALL NEW EPISODES OF PATMAN, NOW FEATURING HIS NUBILE YOUNG SIDEKICK OF COLOR ROBBIN'

 

[Grease Fountain]

Ok im not sure where exactly he is going with this
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"The CHILD cult is literally going to murderfuck us to death, now here is a random reddit post from five months ago saying the same thing"

Oh, but sweet redditor child Elderberry Bunchanumbers, you have -1 points and absolutely nothing to say.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

"What's that Mr Ro'dan? You want me to shove this up my ass to get you and my wife in the mood? Well if you insist...."
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It's so odd that he would post this photo seeming as his head has been referred to as a pineapple multiple times in the past. Y'know, on account of his fat bulbous head and little tuft of pig bristles on the top.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

"What's that Mr Ro'dan? You want me to shove this up my ass to get you and my wife in the mood? Well if you insist...."
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Not one to waste food (because he's fat, you see) it's alleged that he uses JaMarcus's leftover pineapple and cum (after he's finished with NiKKKi, of course) for homemade Piña coladas (because he's a homosexual alcoholic, you see).