Business Big Tech Layoffs Megathread - Techbros... we got too cocky...

Since my previous thread kinda-sorta turned into a soft megathread, and the tech layoffs will continue until morale improves, I think it's better to group them all together.

For those who want a QRD:


Just this week we've had these going on:

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But it's not just Big Tech, the vidya industry is also cleaning house bigly:

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All in all, rough seas ahead for the techbros.
 
Mate, I'm not a boomer, I'm just used to taking the trains, been going on them since primary school. Certainly playing the hand on your own generation, though.
Average commute to work from my last job had me leave at 7 in the morning and get to work at 9. Current is more like 7:30 to 9. I just diddle about on my phone.
"i don't see any problem with having to go into the office, i'm perfectly content to sit for FOUR HOURS A DAY in a tiny tube filled with africans and pajeets while i consoom media on my phone"

man, british people are fucking pathetic
 
Sad to see boomers dictating work from home now and winning.

They hate it because when they work from home, well they are not working and think that's what you do too somehow despite your output.

Boomers need the stimulation and camaraderie of 3 hour liquid lunches and then returning to work to not do any work there either. All day go-nowhere meetings. Meetings about meetings. Meetings with other boomers from other industry concerns that are also effectively doing nothing. YOU tried to take that away from them during the pandemic and they'll always hate you for it. Never mind that no one see's a point of commuting 4 hours a day to a career with non-existent odds of advancement that could end on a whim. NOT THE POINT.

Why can't you just be like the boomers and think only about the boomers too?
 
Just admit you like sleeping in, bro. Everyone does, that's why I hope for hybrid positions for the forseeable future, but saying that's less of a factor than companies coming out of covid to suddenly find their staff scattered across the stars is blatant bullshit. Everyone in a situation can be selfish at once, it's not always just the head honchos.
What a good little worker bee wasting 2hrs to comute to and from corporate office in the middle of nowhere.

Sad to see boomers dictating work from home now and winning.

They hate it because when they work from home, well they are not working and think that's what you do too somehow despite your output.

Boomers need the stimulation and camaraderie of 3 hour liquid lunches and then returning to work to not do any work there either. All day go-nowhere meetings. Meetings about meetings. Meetings with other boomers from other industry concerns that are also effectively doing nothing. YOU tried to take that away from them during the pandemic and they'll always hate you for it. Never mind that no one see's a point of commuting 4 hours a day to a career with non-existent odds of advancement that could end on a whim. NOT THE POINT.

Why can't you just be like the boomers and think only about the boomers too?
Boomers hate staying at home with their boomer wives they hate, having to work on a computer they don't understand and they spent 0 hours trying to learn, and not being able to productivitymaxXx bored, overworked code monkeys for that sweet sweet power trip.
 
"i don't see any problem with having to go into the office, i'm perfectly content to sit for FOUR HOURS A DAY in a tiny tube filled with africans and pajeets while i consoom media on my phone"

man, british people are fucking pathetic
First I was a boomer, now I'm british. Which is wild, because I don't consider myself a PLer but I'm pretty sure I've given away enough hints in my time that I'm neither of those things.

You know that someone can be your age and your nationality and not be needlessly confrontational about basic expectations? Despite your repeated wild insistence that i must be some specific kind of subhuman to go along with it, I just get paid pretty well for what I do. That's it. Thats the big conspiracy theory, I make six figures. And I just plan to have things I want to do that don't require more than sitting down, like reading or watching videos.

I do like WFH days. I only come into the office twice a week, and sincerely avoid coming in more often. Not least because it amounts to hours more downtime where I can do whatever I want, rather than just a slightly more limited set like listening to podcasts or posting on KF. Or, like I said, sleeping in. It's not like the people who are WFH fanatics are solely doing massive valuable things for their life in their newly-acquired downtime.

But I get paid enough for it, so I'll happily arrange my time to come in if the boss wants me to. And you know what? Most of the most productive days I've been in at any company are days where I'm sharing a desk with someone else who normally I can only contact over the phone.

And it turns out, when you're agreeable and work hard enough the bosses are fine with you only coming in periodically. There literally isnt even enough seats at the office for everyone to come in at once, they're that fine with hybrid positions.

yeah I have a pretty nice thing with my work no set schedule I come in most days but I usually can get 1-2 WFH days a week if I got stuff going on like doc appointments or even longer for special situations like I had weeks where I needed to be WFH to take care of my old cat who needed our care in her old age. I give off the impression I prefer being in the office and try not to kill the golden goose so I can enjoy those comfy cozy wfh days and not have it taken away or put under greater scrutiny
That's all you have to do. Just be agreeable, and you'll probably both keep your job longer and be able to WFH whenever you need to (or just whenever you really want to, even).

I cannot believe we're in a thread about massive, ongoing layoffs and a bunch of people's takeaway is that now is the time to dig your heels in and make demands.
 
let's be real... it's a fucking dating app ran by women (because they, aside from troons and SJWs are the only ones that give a shit about "Personal Pronouns") that outsources their support to third worlders like every company these days. They don't need 1000+ people running it.

It's not even a good dating app either. Out of all the ones I've used (and trust me, I've used almost all of them at this point), it's the ONLY one where I've never gotten a message from any of the women there.
How have you used all of them? A quick scroll through the "dating" section in the play store shows 200+ apps, with 70% appearing like spyware.
 
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Not really a layoff, but tangentially related.

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I actually think he's right. 3D modeling/VFX art is one of those multidisciplinary skills that can't be fully automated away. It's like that silly push for self driving cars that only work in certain perfect conditions. There are a lot of nuances to the process from building assets and fine tuning a scene that a video generator can't do. This is yet another example of the uneducated and shortsightedness of MBA types in leadership positions.
 
The YouTube Music folks who were laid off recently had a rather embarrassing moment. Turns out two of them were at an Austin City Council meeting to air their grievances there, and found out mid-rant that they'd just been laid off. Whoops:

(I tried to timestamp it to the right spot; it's near the end if it didn't work)
 
The YouTube Music folks who were laid off recently had a rather embarrassing moment. Turns out two of them were at an Austin City Council meeting to air their grievances there, and found out mid-rant that they'd just been laid off. Whoops:

(I tried to timestamp it to the right spot; it's near the end if it didn't work)
Hahah oh wow, I totally missed this.

A short(er) clip:


Also,

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And finally,

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