Is Russia the hecking wholesome Rebels? Are they das Evil Empire? Maybe Russia is actually from the Warhammer 40k instead of Star Wars?

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There Is Light At The End said:
No, it's a full spectrum - there's also a nurglites with decaying meat puppet of a president and gerontocracy, some Khorne with niggers and chickenhawks and jewish tricks akin to Tzeench
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I dissagree with the Khorne part. Niggers aren't honorable, they don't kill for the sake of it or because of some warrior code of ethics. They are driven by Greed, Lust and vanity. This would make them servants of Slaanesh most likely, though I think they lack the sentience to have that level of narcissism going on.
 
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Uncle Holter said:
I dissagree with the Khorne part. Niggers aren't honorable, they don't kill for the sake of it or because of some warrior code of ethics. They are driven by Greed, Lust and vanity. This would make them servants of Slaanesh most likely, though I think they lack the sentience to have that level of narcissism going on.
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Agreed. Their violence is a consequence of the driving factors that you've listed. They're fittingly the lowest IQ denizens of Slaanesh's followers. No existential thoughts, only acting out of instinct.
 
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Uncle Holter said:
I dissagree with the Khorne part. Niggers aren't honorable, they don't kill for the sake of it or because of some warrior code of ethics. They are driven by Greed, Lust and vanity. This would make them servants of Slaanesh most likely, though I think they lack the sentience to have that level of narcissism going on.
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Nignogs are undivided. They aren't smart enough to figure a single god out. Khorne is Allahu Ack!bar

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I can't find the older one that correctly lists Nurgle as India.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Khorne is Allahu Ack!bar
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I would say right wing Europeans of Germanic origin are the most likely to worship Khorne since he's basically just a more angry and bloodthirsty amalgamation of Oden/Odin/Wodan/Wötan and Tor/Thor. He's basically all about going berserk(from old nordic "berserkr" meaning one who wears bear dress) and spilling worthy blood and then going to Valhalla. Sounds like my ancestors to me.
 
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Uncle Holter said:
I would say right wing Europeans of Germanic origin are the most likely to worship Khorne since he's basically just a more angry and bloodthirsty amalgamation of Oden/Odin/Wodan/Wötan and Tor/Thor. He's basically all about going berserk(from old nordic "berserkr" meaning one who wears bear dress) and spilling worthy blood and then going to Valhalla. Sounds like my ancestors to me.
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Hm isn't that more northern? The Valhalla type. Though if you need a Chaos god its the closest, though Islam is more bloody minded. The Imperials could stand in for Germany or Russia both, or even the Romans and Holy Roman Empire (aka elector germans) they were based on.
 
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Uncle Holter said:
It's common to all Germanic peoples and to a lesser extend all Indo-European peoples since they all share the same pagan pantheon of gods that later diverged. The southern Germanic tribes that lived in modern day Germany where just converted a bit earlier than the Northern Germanic peoples living in scandinavia and also Slavic peoples living in the east which retained their pagan Aryan religion and traditions for longer.
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I mean true, but usually Odin is more popular with the rare nordics who aren't Captain Sweden. Hm, aren't the southern ones Indo-European too, like would that make Zeus, Odin's bro or alter ego? I'm the very finest of weird mongoloid so I'm not certain about that part.
 
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I mean true, but usually Odin is more popular with the rare nordics who aren't Captain Sweden. Hm, aren't the southern ones Indo-European too, like would that make Zeus, Odin's bro or alter ego? I'm the very finest of weird mongoloid so I'm not certain about that part.
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Greek Zeus, Roman Jupiter, Nordic Oden/Odin, German Wodan/Wötan, Irish/Celtic Dagda and Vedic Dyaus are all more or less the same sky father god with the same root.
 
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Pope Urban II said:
View attachment 5764500what will the next wunderwaffe be?
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The monster wunderwaffle of the week is currently the F-16.

No seriously, the whole situation is very reminiscent of some children's show where the main villain sends one minion at a time who expectantly loses the confrontation, only for some reason most of the audience is rooting for the monster.
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Polish-Ukrainian relations are falling apart
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Uncle Holter said:
I dissagree with the Khorne part. Niggers aren't honorable, they don't kill for the sake of it or because of some warrior code of ethics. They are driven by Greed, Lust and vanity. This would make them servants of Slaanesh most likely, though I think they lack the sentience to have that level of narcissism going on.
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Male Idiot said:
Nignogs are undivided. They aren't smart enough to figure a single god out. Khorne is Allahu Ack!bar

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I can't find the older one that correctly lists Nurgle as India.
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Orcs

They even increase in size with time and the size of their warband
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