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Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
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BossmanJack live chat for stream commentary.
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You guys are dumb, blowing on the dice gives you better rolls and likewise you can learn to FEEL where the mine is before you click, the numbers that are going to make keno squirt, how many plinko balls you gotta spam for the 1000x.
To someone who is UNSKILLED at gambling it may look like superstitious nonsense, but to someone like the bossman it's all 2nd nature and he KNOWS it works.
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To someone who is UNSKILLED at gambling it may look like superstitious nonsense, but to someone like the bossman it's all 2nd nature and he KNOWS it works.
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Yeah but in the past he'd just gamble the rest off stream or on discord.
This is a huge step up.
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He's in the process of gambling the rest of his wallet away off-stream. At the moment he has ~$800 left. Down from $3K about an hour ago. What Stake didn't take, BC.Game will be happy to receive.
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Civicbros...it's over.
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And the last of the LTC goes out in a $70 depo into bc.game.
I hope bossman got some crack before it was all gone!
12 depos into bc.game starting at 7:41 am BMT until 12:16pm BMT Totalling $1,734.23 There is a "large gap" in the depos where he claimed to come up big on a slot. But as you can see
I hope bossman got some crack before it was all gone!
12 depos into bc.game starting at 7:41 am BMT until 12:16pm BMT Totalling $1,734.23 There is a "large gap" in the depos where he claimed to come up big on a slot. But as you can see
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Some sites actually do screen scraping to make sure people aren't using some kind of cheat (mainly in poker). Really big sites like PokerStars get fancy about it. They actually use a quantum method where they shoot photons at a semi-reflective mirror to generate a constant stream of data, then a PRNG algorithm (I think Mersenne Twister) to turn that into the actual numbers.
I might be wrong about that second part. Possibly the quantum method numbers can be used by themselves because they're as purely random as it's possible to get, but they need a LOT of numbers and having a purely random source of seed numbers makes those easy to generate.
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To fill the void of clips of this wild gamba sesh in the thread, after he went offline I went through the first ~6 hours of his stream to create some clips of the entire gamba sesh, and the shopping spree. Austin had a wild night, reaching Platinum 6 on Stake, and then hitting the deposit limit which kept him from putting it all back into Stake, and sent him on a shopping spree. The clips are mostly in chronological order.
The gamba sesh
We start with him going live and flexing on dem bishes with his Stake balance, fucking 21 thou
erooskis. He just got paid by Stake and ran it up to 21k.
Here's Austin dunkin on the rats with YouTube channels. They must be punching air right now, frfr no capperooni.
Remember, Austin doesn't bait subs. Frfr no capperooni. But do the smart thing and sub because you can't win the sub only giveaways bro.
It hasn't really sunk in for Austin yet he's the proud owner of 21k banderoonis (included the sub earrape just because I thought it was funny). The sub bait worked, it's basically 3 mins of Austin screaming into the mic "YOOO THANKS FOR THE FIVEPACK MY NIGGA FRFR NO CAP ONG".
The jannies don't sweep for free anymore bruh. They just got 20 bucks from Austin.
Austin baits a 8k limbo hit (the limit is 3k we learned from previous runups, on the originals, but still).
During a quick mines sesh which had his balance wildly fluctuate between 25 thoueroonis and 18 thoueroonis, a message pops up in the bottom of the screen. Austin is too focussed on his mines sesh to realise he just has hit Platinum 6.
After a full minute, someone in chat alerts him Stake support is trying to tell him he hit Plat 6. No real response from Austin. Mines is too powerful. The chat window stays open the entire mines sesh, Austin doesn't even realise it is still open. The mines sesh is too powerful.
By this point Austin's balance has been going wild on mines, this is ~10 mins after the previous clip. It was slinging to highs of +30k USD, but he leaves at 15.8k. Mines is so rigged.
Something incredible happens. Almost never seen before. Austin fucking withdraws 13 thouerooskis to his LTC wallet. And the VIP host is fucking cucking him on the VIP bonus and ignoring him. Including him baiting for the 6 millionth time he sent the money to the wrong address.
Of course Austin gets felted on the remainder of the balance after withdrawing. The entire vault is empty. This is really the first time he really has the time to realise he's Platinum 6, and he is still pissed his VIP host is slow as shit giving him the 7 thous in bonus. Austin decides to harrass her some more for his bonus.
The depo arrives, Austin rolls a few giveaways, the usual stuff. He gets felted a couple of times playing various slots, Blackjack, Stake Originals, redepos into Stake, etc. Limbo gets played a couple of times to recover the balance, which sometimes succeeds and sometimes felts him. Not going to clip all of that because I already have too many clips. Just tune into a random stream and you'll see it happen. Halfway through he decides to do a bonus hunt, but doesn't because of his scattered mind.
An hour later, the fucking VIP bonus hits. His VIP host finally gave it to him after he had to wait a fucking hour for it. Smh Eddie, don't let our crackhead fren wait. It even cucks his Keno sesh he was preparing. Unacceptable. FUCKING. SEVEN. BANDEROOSKIS.
Of course Keno's a bitch and won't hit, so it felts him again. He then decides to withdraw 5 thoueroonis from the 7 thou bonus before he loses it all. Our nigga's got a plan.
He, of course gets felted on the remaining 1k in his Stake wallet at this point. He depos back in a couple of times, plays Blackjack, plays a bunch of slots, etc. Austin after felt number 6 billion at this point asks chat which GPU he should buy.
Chat starts giving him recommendations, and kinda steers him away from his NVIDIA RTX 3080 obsession to a 4070Ti or Super to replace his shitty GTX 1660 with.
Showing off his new amount wagered, 8.9M USD:
The first stream ends with the classic BossmanJack end. He gets felted on a big 1.5k USD depo.
Austin of course gets back online after this felt, and gambles through another deposit, and then he realises he has hit the deposit limit. Every penny in every corner of the site gets scraped for The Final Felt of tonight on stream.
The shopping sesh
After the depo limit hit he got bored and we entered into the shopping sesh. We start off with Austin looking for gold to buy. He goes to the site where he previously bought his gold coin and asks for chat it's advise.
He tries to order gold coins from SD Bullion a couple of times, until someone in chat recommends Provident Metals to him. This is where the 1 oz gold coin gets bought after him asking 7 times if the site is legit. It takes him way too long to complete the order, because he's retarded and he thinks all the sites are broken. I have not included him getting distracted for ~10 mins before he got to complete the order. Between the first and second clip is almost 15 mins of Austin being super retarded, and as he's not showing anything on screen I haven't included his screen on the second clip.
Aprrox. $2200 spent.
Time to order two 10oz bars of silverooni.
Aprrox. $550 spent. Total now is $2,750 spent on a gold coinerooni and silverooni.
Time to buy the GPU and the screenerooni. Let's hop onto Newegg, ask for some more advice, and buy both. Austin is suprised that he can buy a screen on Neweggs site, because he's retarded.
Aprrox. $770 spent. Total now is $3,520 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni and a screenerooni.
His chat almost convinces him to buy a fucking Logitech/Herman Miller chair. He doesn't do it, $1,500 is too much for him.
For the people sensitive to eating, apologies for these clips. It killed me as well. He's eating all through this purchase. Austin is a nigger, deep inside. He has the urge to spend money on Yeezys n sheeeiittt nigga. Dem are fresh as fuck, nigga, sheeeiitttt manggg. Austin's niggerdom confirmed with this purchase. He doesn't go outside of his house so I have no fucking clue why he'd want to buy shoes, other than to show how black he is inside. He ends up paying, including shipping, 428 bucks for these shoes. You can only be a true nigger if you buy them on a 12 months lease with a shoe store in the projects, Austin.
Aprrox. $430 spent. Total now is $3,950 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni and nigger shoes.
Time to buy a new chair. Austin buys a La-Z-Boy faux leather (according to Austin real leather) chair. He calls one of his buddies to get some Litecoin sold and then the chair is bought.
Aprrox. $500 spent. Total now is $4,450 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni, nigger shoes and a chairarooni.
We have a long intermission, where Austin is looking around for pennies to gamble on Stake.us and doing giveaways, but we get back to shopping after that. After being tempted to buy a new fishing rod, Austin gets distracted and asks chat to recommend a new mic, as his current mic keeps dropping out. After sperging about the stand, and the color he wants to buy (and a very niggery sheeeiiittt) he buys the Shure MV7 mic.
Aprrox. $270 spent. Total now is $4,720 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni, nigger shoes, a chairarooni and a microphonerooni.
Austin goes to Bass Pro Shops their website to buy a fishing rod now. He really needs that for the fishing stream that is finally going to happen, frfr no capperooni. Chat gets asked for advice yet again.
He looks at tackles and lines and other shit, puts that in his basket as well. His parents are going to be proud of him. dude.
Aprrox. $600 spent. Total now is $5,320 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni, nigger shoes, a chairarooni, microphonerooni and a fishing rodderooni.
After having spent $5,320 on gold, silver, a GPU, a compuer screen, nigger shoes (Yeezys), a chair, a microphone and a fishing rod, he runs a couple of giveaways, and ends his stream. At least he bought something this time, but it was kinda nuts.
The gamba sesh
We start with him going live and flexing on dem bishes with his Stake balance, fucking 21 thou
erooskis. He just got paid by Stake and ran it up to 21k.Here's Austin dunkin on the rats with YouTube channels. They must be punching air right now, frfr no capperooni.
Remember, Austin doesn't bait subs. Frfr no capperooni. But do the smart thing and sub because you can't win the sub only giveaways bro.
It hasn't really sunk in for Austin yet he's the proud owner of 21k banderoonis (included the sub earrape just because I thought it was funny). The sub bait worked, it's basically 3 mins of Austin screaming into the mic "YOOO THANKS FOR THE FIVEPACK MY NIGGA FRFR NO CAP ONG".
The jannies don't sweep for free anymore bruh. They just got 20 bucks from Austin.
Austin baits a 8k limbo hit (the limit is 3k we learned from previous runups, on the originals, but still).
During a quick mines sesh which had his balance wildly fluctuate between 25 thou
eroonis and 18 thoueroonis, a message pops up in the bottom of the screen. Austin is too focussed on his mines sesh to realise he just has hit Platinum 6.After a full minute, someone in chat alerts him Stake support is trying to tell him he hit Plat 6. No real response from Austin. Mines is too powerful. The chat window stays open the entire mines sesh, Austin doesn't even realise it is still open. The mines sesh is too powerful.
By this point Austin's balance has been going wild on mines, this is ~10 mins after the previous clip. It was slinging to highs of +30k USD, but he leaves at 15.8k. Mines is so rigged.
Something incredible happens. Almost never seen before. Austin fucking withdraws 13 thou
erooskis to his LTC wallet. And the VIP host is fucking cucking him on the VIP bonus and ignoring him. Including him baiting for the 6 millionth time he sent the money to the wrong address.Of course Austin gets felted on the remainder of the balance after withdrawing. The entire vault is empty. This is really the first time he really has the time to realise he's Platinum 6, and he is still pissed his VIP host is slow as shit giving him the 7 thou
s in bonus. Austin decides to harrass her some more for his bonus.The depo arrives, Austin rolls a few giveaways, the usual stuff. He gets felted a couple of times playing various slots, Blackjack, Stake Originals, redepos into Stake, etc. Limbo gets played a couple of times to recover the balance, which sometimes succeeds and sometimes felts him. Not going to clip all of that because I already have too many clips. Just tune into a random stream and you'll see it happen. Halfway through he decides to do a bonus hunt, but doesn't because of his scattered mind.
An hour later, the fucking VIP bonus hits. His VIP host finally gave it to him after he had to wait a fucking hour for it. Smh Eddie, don't let our crackhead fren wait. It even cucks his Keno sesh he was preparing. Unacceptable. FUCKING. SEVEN. BANDEROOSKIS.
Of course Keno's a bitch and won't hit, so it felts him again. He then decides to withdraw 5 thou
eroonis from the 7 thou bonus before he loses it all. Our nigga's got a plan.He, of course gets felted on the remaining 1k in his Stake wallet at this point. He depos back in a couple of times, plays Blackjack, plays a bunch of slots, etc. Austin after felt number 6 billion at this point asks chat which GPU he should buy.
Chat starts giving him recommendations, and kinda steers him away from his NVIDIA RTX 3080 obsession to a 4070Ti or Super to replace his shitty GTX 1660 with.
Showing off his new amount wagered, 8.9M USD:
The first stream ends with the classic BossmanJack end. He gets felted on a big 1.5k USD depo.
Austin of course gets back online after this felt, and gambles through another deposit, and then he realises he has hit the deposit limit. Every penny in every corner of the site gets scraped for The Final Felt of tonight on stream.
The shopping sesh
After the depo limit hit he got bored and we entered into the shopping sesh. We start off with Austin looking for gold to buy. He goes to the site where he previously bought his gold coin and asks for chat it's advise.
He tries to order gold coins from SD Bullion a couple of times, until someone in chat recommends Provident Metals to him. This is where the 1 oz gold coin gets bought after him asking 7 times if the site is legit. It takes him way too long to complete the order, because he's retarded and he thinks all the sites are broken. I have not included him getting distracted for ~10 mins before he got to complete the order. Between the first and second clip is almost 15 mins of Austin being super retarded, and as he's not showing anything on screen I haven't included his screen on the second clip.
Time to order two 10oz bars of silverooni.
Time to buy the GPU and the screenerooni. Let's hop onto Newegg, ask for some more advice, and buy both. Austin is suprised that he can buy a screen on Neweggs site, because he's retarded.
Aprrox. $770 spent. Total now is $3,520 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni and a screenerooni.
His chat almost convinces him to buy a fucking Logitech/Herman Miller chair. He doesn't do it, $1,500 is too much for him.
For the people sensitive to eating, apologies for these clips. It killed me as well. He's eating all through this purchase. Austin is a nigger, deep inside. He has the urge to spend money on Yeezys n sheeeiittt nigga. Dem are fresh as fuck, nigga, sheeeiitttt manggg. Austin's niggerdom confirmed with this purchase. He doesn't go outside of his house so I have no fucking clue why he'd want to buy shoes, other than to show how black he is inside. He ends up paying, including shipping, 428 bucks for these shoes. You can only be a true nigger if you buy them on a 12 months lease with a shoe store in the projects, Austin.
Aprrox. $430 spent. Total now is $3,950 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni and nigger shoes.
Time to buy a new chair. Austin buys a La-Z-Boy faux leather (according to Austin real leather) chair. He calls one of his buddies to get some Litecoin sold and then the chair is bought.
Aprrox. $500 spent. Total now is $4,450 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni, nigger shoes and a chairarooni.
We have a long intermission, where Austin is looking around for pennies to gamble on Stake.us and doing giveaways, but we get back to shopping after that. After being tempted to buy a new fishing rod, Austin gets distracted and asks chat to recommend a new mic, as his current mic keeps dropping out. After sperging about the stand, and the color he wants to buy (and a very niggery sheeeiiittt) he buys the Shure MV7 mic.
Aprrox. $270 spent. Total now is $4,720 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni, nigger shoes, a chairarooni and a microphonerooni.
Austin goes to Bass Pro Shops their website to buy a fishing rod now. He really needs that for the fishing stream that is finally going to happen, frfr no capperooni. Chat gets asked for advice yet again.
He looks at tackles and lines and other shit, puts that in his basket as well. His parents are going to be proud of him. dude.
Aprrox. $600 spent. Total now is $5,320 spent on a gold coinerooni, silverooni, a GPUerooni, a screenerooni, nigger shoes, a chairarooni, microphonerooni and a fishing rodderooni.
After having spent $5,320 on gold, silver, a GPU, a compuer screen, nigger shoes (Yeezys), a chair, a microphone and a fishing rod, he runs a couple of giveaways, and ends his stream. At least he bought something this time, but it was kinda nuts.
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And how many until destruction? Those podcast mics seem flimsy.
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Enitrely depends on how Evil Eddie and his boys are feeling about Austin within the next week.
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You are a god for this thank you so much. BMJ should hire you for his youtube and tiktok in exchange for 20 trapper turds
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It makes me happy to see him buy some stuff for once.
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As long as it all doesn't wind up next to the door sitting on the wall just waiting to be smashed.
How long has the door just been sitting there? I'll bet dollars to donuts the hinges do match and that they just tried to install it at floor level, which would make it impossible to open or close. If they lined up the striker it would probably fit perfectly.
If Jack can't get a door to work, think about that new GPU. I'm sure he'll get that working just fine. The chair assembly will certainly go tickety boo too.
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There is no way he is assembling a chair. His brain just about short circuits when he has to set up new headphones
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If it does get assembled it will most likely be done by his father
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At least they don't do it for free. Better than our jannies in this regard
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Bossman had his deposit limit lifted, but it didnt do much good because that huge 25K win from yesterday is already gone
Bossmans LTC is at 0, and he officially just requested juice from his chat
he quickly reminded them that he did a giveaway yesterday (as is tradition)
with his money he purchased a 32 inch curved monitor, some Yeezy shoes, and 3K worth of precious metals (gold and silver)
im not sure if he bought other things as well
Bossmans LTC is at 0, and he officially just requested juice from his chat
he quickly reminded them that he did a giveaway yesterday (as is tradition)
with his money he purchased a 32 inch curved monitor, some Yeezy shoes, and 3K worth of precious metals (gold and silver)
im not sure if he bought other things as well