Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BlastMonk said:
Can someone tell me what that brown mark on his palm is? It's not food or sauce since he wipes his hand with the napkin and it doesn't come off. It looks like a brown cyst or a boil. The unintentional jesus imagery is funny though, 'Accept the Boglim in your heart as your lord and saviour'
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I’m pretty sure it’s from how he packs down his pipe, at least that’s what I heard the last time someone asked that.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
His face is getter fatter.
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I’m no doctor but alcoholism can cause facial bloating, a bulbous nose, thinning hair, poor oral hygiene and health due to dehydration(same for hair, the dehydration will cause thinning) and a good while back when his feet were all fucked up with infection, that can also be attributed to alcoholism.

Something else to consider is in later stages of alcoholism drunks tend to get drunk faster due to enzyme and metabolism rates changing, the boglim has been getting sloshed after just a couple drinks for a long while even when he isn’t drinking off stream/seemingly or somewhat coherent when he gets the stream fired up.

this could also explain him being so fucked in the soda shop video, he is truly becoming the alcohol.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I love how this jackass admits to using shit sent to him to make his hooch, but when people send him shit to improve his streams/videos he'll just pawn that.
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He doesn't pawn anything. He's too retarded to figure out how to hookup the new webcams people send him so they end up piled up in his bedroom. Sidenote do you ever not seethe at Cobes? All your posts you come off as you being genuinely angry at him. I think you would probably fit in better on the reddit.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
He doesn't pawn anything. He's too retarded to figure out how to hookup the new webcams people send him so they end up piled up in his bedroom. Sidenote do you ever not seethe at Cobes? All your posts you come off as you being genuinely angry at him. I think you would probably fit in better on the reddit.
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You really don't think he pawns shit he doesn't use? Seriously? Go to pawn shop and take the money the guy at the shop gives you. Even the lowest of low IQ mongoloids can do that. Of course Cobes wouldn't know how to bargain like most people do, but hey he gets his booze.


Hennimore said:
For a metal head he sure does listen to some pussy ass music constantly.

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Here's your goth metal head bros
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Dude Cradle of Filth is da hardest metal out there troole. Nice try.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Can someone tell me what that brown mark on his palm is?
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BallBuster II said:
The holy mark. The Bogmata!
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The above is correct.
The boglim is a pipe smoker. Well, as far as the boglim understands pipe smoking, of course. The boglim is a hopeless nicotine addict and collects scooby snacks as a tobacco source when he can't get cigs. Normally, pipe smokers do not inhale, but the boglim most certainly does. He likely packs the pipe really tight. He must have learned somewhere to pope on the pipe with his hand over the bowl, then release. What you are seeing is a nicotine stain. Nicotine is notoriously difficult to remove, whether it be from walls, upholstery, or flesh. If cobes is low on cash, the Bogmata rises again. As some added horror, he smokes a shitload of tobacco to actually achieve a concentrated stain like that.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
He use to, but he got upset with people making fun of him so he turned it off. I also believe he might have been banned from streamlabs over the donos.
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My absolute favorite saga.
ADHD said:
JM has posted DMs between NAL and Ariel (archive):
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I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).
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I’m not well versed in Gorl World so who’s Ariel?
Ponzo said:
The "drunken peasants podcast" played a video of some british girl called "QueenCorgiJFS". Starts around 1:33:40, the site won't let me embed a link with timestamp

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You can clearly tell she’s doing a parody.
 
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JM has posted DMs between NAL and Ariel (archive):
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I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).
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Jesus christ cobra. I knew you were retarded but FUCK. This is beyond retarded.

How many days did Jessica go without showering while Cobes creampied her constantly for days?

No wonder that bitch smelled like Wendy's.

We know Josh has zero taste buds so his sense of smell must be similarly lacking. If it wasn't he would have realized it wasn't a Wendy's smell but more like rotten meat, sweat, gangrenous infection, and filthy ass.
 
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ADHD said:
JM has posted DMs between NAL and Ariel (archive):
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I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).
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It’s really simple too. this is just what she’s wanted the whole time. She hasn’t hid her intentions (well?) , and she made zero effort to prevent this before coming into this situation. She’s 40, not 17. She knew exactly what she was doing. Birth control is easily accessible in VA, and would have been completely free for her. No out of pocket cost.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You really don't think he pawns shit he doesn't use? Seriously? Go to pawn shop and take the money the guy at the shop gives you. Even the lowest of low IQ mongoloids can do that. Of course Cobes wouldn't know how to bargain like most people do, but hey he gets his booze.
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Josh is legitimately too lazy to walk down to the pawn shop he's familiar with carrying a box of retarded bullshit. He's not even going to call his dad to help him move it and sell it because it's just too many moving parts for Cobra to give a shit. It's easier to just make dumb shirts, lathe a couple of wands and pout for donos. His shirts surprisingly sell really well, so do the wands and he gets donos around the clock for the silliest shit. He doesn't even fuck around with pawn shops anymore because of what happened with the gun he purchased, his dad tore his ass open over that.
 
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TheTourist said:
pardon my new-ness, but what?
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daddy found out cobra bought a handgun and was fucking around with it on streams, so he screamed at him over the phone and made the boy sell it to the pawn shop




daddy gonna make him sell the baby too and for the same reason lmao
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
daddy found out cobra bought a handgun and was fucking around with it on streams, so he screamed at him over the phone and made the boy sell it to the pawn shop


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daddy gonna make him sell the baby too and for the same reason lmao
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Clint must have not seen the more recent Discord footage of him dicking around with his shotgun while blackout drunk.
 
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