Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

How ironic is it that he loves this song? The lyrics pretty much describe his life at this point lol

Like suicide solution by ozzy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Bringing back the classic drink combo vocal cover mic tonight. TWU.

 

[Hennimore]

For a metal head he sure does listen to some pussy ass music constantly.

Here's your goth metal head bros

 

[bookers]

For a metal head he sure does listen to some pussy ass music constantly.

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Here's your goth metal head bros

He's a gothic bad boy with a heart of mold

 

[Deez Nuts]

Why doesn’t he use TTS in his lives? People would pay so much money to use that.

 

[Noxe]

Why doesn’t he use TTS in his lives? People would pay so much money to use that.

He used to.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Why doesn’t he use TTS in his lives? People would pay so much money to use that.

He use to, but he got upset with people making fun of him so he turned it off. I also believe he might have been banned from streamlabs over the donos.

 

[Hennimore]

Why doesn’t he use TTS in his lives? People would pay so much money to use that.

He would call it "DTTS" or Donate To Talk Shit. He did make a lot of money from it but it lived rent free in his head and he couldn't handle it.

 

[Sugriva]

He's getting mad at his phone again.... The troll calls are trickling in
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Bets on how long the phone lasts?

 

[ADHD]

JM has posted DMs between NAL and Ariel (archive):

I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).

 

[Rasputinee]

JM has posted DMs between NAL and Ariel (archive):
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I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).

The fact that some retard is funding this gay shit to begin with is everything wrong with modern trolling.

 

[Smegward]

For a metal head he sure does listen to some pussy ass music constantly.

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Here's your goth metal head bros

looks more like balls than a heart

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).

They're probably hoping for a tard baby arc, as horrible as that would be.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Why doesn’t he use TTS in his lives? People would pay so much money to use that.

He used to to it but for every 1 funny donation there was like 3 genuinely cruel or mean spirited ones and like 10 of the same joke being repeated. Then people would just charge back their donation after the fact. Basically; he did it, it was kind of funny sometimes, but then retards ruined it for everybody

 

[lurkin]

Reviewbrah is a strange loner but a good guy. He doesn’t have friends and will probably die alone. But he seems happy with his life. He’s a harmless autistic Floridian with a dry wit.

I get that much, Im aware of him but I thought he might be trooning out.

 

[Deez Nuts]

He used to to it but for every 1 funny donation there was like 3 genuinely cruel or mean spirited ones and like 10 of the same joke being repeated. Then people would just charge back their donation after the fact. Basically; he did it, it was kind of funny sometimes, but then retards ruined it for everybody

Yeah that sounds about right. Lame.

 

[ibeatmywife]

He used to to it but for every 1 funny donation there was like 3 genuinely cruel or mean spirited ones and like 10 of the same joke being repeated. Then people would just charge back their donation after the fact. Basically; he did it, it was kind of funny sometimes, but then retards ruined it for everybody

Are you saying you aren't just watching until one or both of them dies on livestream? That's always been my end goal ngl

 

[BlastMonk]

Can someone tell me what that brown mark on his palm is? It's not food or sauce since he wipes his hand with the napkin and it doesn't come off. It looks like a brown cyst or a boil. The unintentional jesus imagery is funny though, 'Accept the Boglim in your heart as your lord and saviour'

 

[BallBuster II]

Can someone tell me what that brown mark on his palm is? It's not food or sauce since he wipes his hand with the napkin and it doesn't come off. It looks like a brown cyst or a boil. The unintentional jesus imagery is funny though, 'Accept the Boglim in your heart as your lord and saviour'
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The holy mark. The Bogmata!

 

[Ponzo]

The "drunken peasants podcast" played a video of some british girl called "QueenCorgiJFS". Starts around 1:33:40, the site won't let me embed a link with timestamp

This site is spazzing out right now and the video upload doesn't work. Here is the full clip on streamable, they didn't provide a video link itself and i was tempted to edit out their commentary and laughing