Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Candover]

As much as I love Seizure’s videos I have absolutely no interest in watching a Snake Bones style podcast about DSP. Animations are one thing but I couldn’t care less about deep dives into Phil.

Deep-diving Phil is a fast-track way to becoming an A-Log. Learn from what happened to ReviewTechUSA and consider not going down that road.

 

[Big Lick]

I don't understand the hate of bog chron. He just happens to post it to youtube instead of here.

It's just shitty that he'll cut a clip of Cobra, censor any naughty words, then make a profit off of the weak edit. Like those other youtubers, he looks his gift horse in the mouth. They don't deserve any praise.
Maybe he has some other ventures, but all I know is he leeches off a retarded person for a living.

 

['Ole Dente]

Deep-diving Phil is a fast-track way to becoming an A-Log. Learn from what happened to ReviewTechUSA and consider not going down that road.

Can confirm, my life is very good and I barely know anything about DSP. The community is filled with angry little fags, Phil himself is an angry little fag.

 

[Giant Machine]

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I can’t think of a more heavenly tag team, brother!

Had to make one small adjustment

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Had to make one small adjustment

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Perfectionism is a need, not a want.

 

[PetiteFeet]

It's just shitty that he'll cut a clip of Cobra, censor any naughty words, then make a profit off of the weak edit. Like those other youtubers, he looks his gift horse in the mouth. They don't deserve any praise.
Maybe he has some other ventures, but all I know is he leeches off a retarded person for a living.

I forget if Bog Chron or Lenin Lime did this but I hugely dislike giving attention to the alogs in the live chat or in the comments. It's actively feeding them the attention they want, it's just not from the cow. It forces me to acknowledge that these retards exist more than I already do (which I don't, I only use the farms to talk about cows and even then I'd argue we aren't anywhere near as retarded as the youtube comments or reddit)
I appreciate that Cobra archivists who condense Cobra's content put in the work that they do but I hate that they're turning a profit for effectively alogging.
Maybe I'm the cow being milked.

 

[Merlin Manson]

"NOW FUCK OFF I GOT WORK TO DO."

"OKAY HEAVY METAL DICK"

The way I see it, I own this fuckin’ trailer now, I’M the king of the trailer park. And if that little Clint wants to come around here and throw his little weight around well then immahecan FUCK-OFF!

From my knowledge the anon who was doing this was telling scrappers that Josh had a hearing condition so they had to bang on the door, im pretty sure he was also instructing them to tap on his windows if ignored. this was extremely gay but made me giggle a bit regardless
EDIT: I gotta credit Josh for not chimping out about this one, from what i remember he briefly mentioned it on stream and didn't really give the retard the attention he wanted.
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This is incredible, I haven’t seen a high res image of the new door sign yet.

I wonder if the “FUCK SUICIDE” sticker was there during the third NAL visit. There is some dark irony there.

Additionally, it looks like he answered the door with and continued to hold his sawn-off baseball bat complete with jagged edges. I assume he was not expecting visitors.

Posing for a photo with a person holding the post apocalyptic weapon they were about to kill you with is quite goth.

Out of muscle relaxers and homeless vets I would rate this ART.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Does Jorb even know who Hulk Hogan is? He doesn't seem like he would have any more than cursory knowledge of the existence of wrestling.

If Cobes is a fan of any wrestler it's definitely The Undertaker because HES GOTH AS FUCK TOOBZ he possibly would like Kane too I feel

 

[Giant Machine]

It's just shitty that he'll cut a clip of Cobra, censor any naughty words, then make a profit off of the weak edit.

Bog Chron is an A-log and actively encourages degen a-logs in his youtube comment section. Dude is a faggot youtube bucks leech and can go fuck himself. TMDWU

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

If Cobes is a fan of any wrestler it's definitely The Undertaker because HES GOTH AS FUCK TOOBZ he possibly would like Kane too I feel

Kevin Sullivan, maybe?

 

[Giant Machine]

Kevin Sullivan, maybe?

Sullivan was awesome back in the day but way too niche. I doubt Cobes even knows what WCW was.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Sullivan was awesome back in the day but way too niche. I doubt Cobes even knows what WCW was.

If Cobes knew any wrestling it's probably just WWF Attitude Era and beyond that he's aware of

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

If Cobes knew any wrestling it's probably just WWF Attitude Era and beyond that he's aware of

Dammit Bobby

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

I forget if Bog Chron or Lenin Lime did this but I hugely dislike giving attention to the alogs in the live chat or in the comments

Bog Chron 100% does this. The more I saw that and his comments section being "Oooh thanks for the comments roasting Cobra" I knew he was a turbofaggot.

If these retards could just be not retarded enough to only archive the boy it'd be great, but I understand the retardation around Cobra is strong. So mote it be.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Completely unrelated but did anybody else notice how normal his latest food hack is?
A toasted bagel, some jalapeno cream cheese, some smoked fish, some kind of cheddar cheese and a bit of bacon.
I'm shocked by how downright unoffensive and edible it looks. No Jack Daniels barbecue sauce, no honey mustard, no ranch, no mayonnaise, no spoonfulls of onion/garlic/pepper/cilantro powder?
For once I think (barring the obvious hygiene and food handling issues) this is a "food hack" that I wouldn't mind eating.
Thread tax toobz. TWU

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Completely unrelated but did anybody else notice how normal his latest food hack is?
A toasted bagel, some jalapeno cream cheese, some smoked fish, some kind of cheddar cheese and a bit of bacon.
I'm shocked by how downright unoffensive and edible it looks. No Jack Daniels barbecue sauce, no honey mustard, no ranch, no mayonnaise, no spoonfulls of onion/garlic/pepper/cilantro powder?
For once I think (barring the obvious hygiene and food handling issues) this is a "food hack" that I wouldn't mind eating.
Thread tax toobz. TWU
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Once in a while the boglim makes something that isn't completely extreme. Sometimes even Jord just needs something light just a simple thing, nothing too crazy.

 

[Asmobaby]

If Cobes is a fan of any wrestler it's definitely The Undertaker because HES GOTH AS FUCK TOOBZ he possibly would like Kane too I feel

Oh no you've planted the seed in my head now. I'd love to see one of those AI slop channels on Youtube do an AI of Josh doing the Undertaker entrance with the hat and everything. Bonus if he makes a Warlord Kane.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Oh no you've planted the seed in my head now. I'd love to see one of those AI slop channels on Youtube do an AI of Josh doing the Undertaker entrance with the hat and everything. Bonus if he makes a Warlord Kane.

Obviously Josh's entrance theme is going to be Crazy Train

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I’m not a fan of the a-log comments in Bog Chron’s videos, but I also don’t have the time or inclination to sit through a 7 hour stream that goes through the night. Hell, I can’t even stand the short 5 minute uncut videos where he lisps over and over about trolls while his disgusting beard waggles on his chest.

I think he starts making sensible ‘food hacks’ when runs outta ingredients. Can’t put $80 worth of slop together when all you have is salmon and bacon because you drank the ranch and put all your deli meets and cheese into one samich to stick it to the trolls.

 

[ASeabear8952]

While I don’t hate Bog Chron as much as others in this thread do, I think that he is a necessary evil because he is the only big channel willing to clip modern Cobes.