Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ashwar]

Watch Joshy will go live today and CRY and say I AM SICK OF 2025.........His other idol Hulk Hogan died............RIP..... WORSHIP SATAN but i want the world to LOVE EACH OTHER. What???:

 

[Potion_Time]

Watch Joshy will go live today and CRY and say I AM SICK OF 2025.........His other idol Hulk Hogan died............RIP..... WORSHIP SATAN but i want the world to LOVE EACH OTHER. What???:

Does Jorb even know who Hulk Hogan is? He doesn't seem like he would have any more than cursory knowledge of the existence of wrestling.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

Does Jorb even know who Hulk Hogan is? He doesn't seem like he would have any more than cursory knowledge of the existence of wrestling.

He used Betty White dying as an excuse to drink. I'm sure he can find Hulk Hogan's death as a suitable reason.

 

[Potion_Time]

He used Betty White dying as an excuse to drink. I'm sure he can find Hulk Hogan's death as a suitable reason.

Oh shit, I forgot about the tribute stream to home girl Betty White.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I think everybody here saying the broken phone and papa nips tard wrangling averted the meltdown/blackout stream is right. A+ tard wrangling from papa nips and a miracle from SkyGod that he tard smashed the direct line to a-logs before it happened. He actually seemed fairly lucid while playing and actually managed a recognizable melody instead of just drunkenly noodling.
BUUUUUUUUUUUT I think this is just the calm before the storm. No matter what it is, how big or small the issue, Cobes can't keep it in or compartmentalize his feelings. Eventually the boglim will get drunk and it'll come out. Probably just a few cracks in the dam and come out in a digression that's moved on from. But then one day he'll come on stream with some ridiculous getup like he did when he spray painted his scalp green after puff died. The loops will start and everything will come out. Eventually toobz. Remember that we're in the long game.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I hope if Seizure ever gets burned out he moves on to another cow. He's easily the best cow related content creator. Could probably make some bomb content off internet lore as well. Like Internet Historian if that guy actually had work ethic.

He’s said before that he and BPF might do Chris Chan stuff in the future, and he’s also interested in delving into DSP especially after the positive reactions he got from that DSP animation he did.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I hope if Seizure ever gets burned out he moves on to another cow. He's easily the best cow related content creator. Could probably make some bomb content off internet lore as well. Like Internet Historian if that guy actually had work ethic.

Seizure could pick literally any cow and make them instantly funny to me. His DSP animation is fucking amazing.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

RIP Ozzy & Hogan it's been a sad week brothers

 

[somevan712]

RIP Ozzy & Hogan it's been a sad week brothers

24 July 2025, Anne Burrell's death ruled a suicide after “Worst Cooks in America” host died at 55. She passed away in June, but the cause of death was only announced today. Fuck suicide.

Five weeks after Burrell died at the age of 55, the New York City Medical Examiner has concluded its investigation and ruled her death a suicide.

24 July 2025, Chuck Mangione death: Grammy-winning musician behind ‘Feels So Good’ dies at 84. He passed away on Tuesday, but it was announced today.

The 84-year-old passed away peacefully in his sleep

So many are leaving this Gay Earth behind. Sky-God, please don't take any more good ones. Take the sickos first.

 

[dukekinny]

Trailers aren't all that bad for single boglims and boglettes, they are cheap and easy to maintain. Walls might be thin though, which is kinda bad for the trailer park if Cobes brakes a ciggie or something else sets him off.

We were talking about RR, but your point is true too.

24 July 2025, Anne Burrell's death ruled a suicide after “Worst Cooks in America” host died at 55. She passed away in June, but the cause of death was only announced today. Fuck suicide.


24 July 2025, Chuck Mangione death: Grammy-winning musician behind ‘Feels So Good’ dies at 84. He passed away on Tuesday, but it was announced today.


So many are leaving this Gay Earth behind. Sky-God, please don't take any more good ones. Take the sickos first.

Maybe this really is end times

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I think everybody here saying the broken phone and papa nips tard wrangling averted the meltdown/blackout stream is right. A+ tard wrangling from papa nips and a miracle from SkyGod that he tard smashed the direct line to a-logs before it happened. He actually seemed fairly lucid while playing and actually managed a recognizable melody instead of just drunkenly noodling.
BUUUUUUUUUUUT I think this is just the calm before the storm. No matter what it is, how big or small the issue, Cobes can't keep it in or compartmentalize his feelings. Eventually the boglim will get drunk and it'll come out. Probably just a few cracks in the dam and come out in a digression that's moved on from. But then one day he'll come on stream with some ridiculous getup like he did when he spray painted his scalp green after puff died. The loops will start and everything will come out. Eventually toobz. Remember that we're in the long game.
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I agree with this 100%, boy has his own way of processing this kind of stuff and his stages of grief are not necessarily in the same order as they usually are for the rest of us. Ozzy's death is now in the slow cooker building up so have patience my doods.

RIP Ozzy & Hogan it's been a sad week brothers

Its never been this over... And i mean it this time.

 

[bonified retard]

Does Jorb even know who Hulk Hogan is? He doesn't seem like he would have any more than cursory knowledge of the existence of wrestling.

 

[Potion_Time]

He's trying so hard to be based about Hulk Hogan not wanting his daughter banging random nogs off the street but he knows Papa nips will be right there to correct him if he doesn't espouse some form of left wing thought process.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

We were talking about RR, but your point is true too.


Maybe this really is end times

Maybe we have too many aging celebrities. A lot of the celebs dying now are part of the boomer cohort. It was commented on in 2016 when Bowie (and all the others) died that Boomers were hitting their 70s so the death rate increasing was not surprising. This is only more true now that the Boomers are hitting their 80s, even the youngest is now in their 60s. The grey wave is hitting the obituary pages now. Of course suicide is different, and fuck suicide, but Hulk Hogan and Ozzy, and even Mangione, aren't really surprising. So it goes.

 

[Fortyone]

He had to put the signs up as soon as he moved in because trolls were sending craigslist people over for free scrap metal.
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Better not rain on your unprotected printer paper and marker signs BOY

He's just another kiwi lurker who adds nothing trying to make youtube bucks.

Tbh lurking the farms for cobra updates isn't ideal, stuff gets posted here a long time after it does on FB and youtube usually

 

[Asmobaby]

Does Jorb even know who Hulk Hogan is? He doesn't seem like he would have any more than cursory knowledge of the existence of wrestling.

Well he does love AMERICA and who is more of a True and Honest American than the Hulkster, brother?

 

[Pat Smear]

Thank you so much for finding this photo to add to my knowledge of known artifacts and placards within the Cobraverse.

From my knowledge the anon who was doing this was telling scrappers that Josh had a hearing condition so they had to bang on the door, im pretty sure he was also instructing them to tap on his windows if ignored. this was extremely gay but made me giggle a bit regardless
EDIT: I gotta credit Josh for not chimping out about this one, from what i remember he briefly mentioned it on stream and didn't really give the retard the attention he wanted.

 

[Iron Hamster]

RIP Ozzy & Hogan it's been a sad week brothers

Chuck Mangione too

 

[DatBepisTho]

Chuck Mangione too

I wanted to rate this winner because my first thought was it's a king of the hill joke hurdur, but no the dude is gone. RIP.

 

[biggacracka]

I wanted to rate this winner because my first thought was it's a king of the hill joke hurdur, but no the dude is gone. RIP.

I don't feel so good, toobz