Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
What happened on his last livestream that pissed people off. I cant stand the guy.
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He is just in general kinda pissy about Cobes. Its been that way for a while now.

He has mentioned some time ago, that he was done with Cobes as its the same thing over and over again, and he dislikes that he keeps having to come back to cover him. I think people forget as well, BiteSize was going through those 8 hour daily streams looking for bits to clip out. That has to wear you down.

But still, he is stuck covering a guy who he has not enjoyed for well over a year at this point, but he wants them youtube coins.
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
He is just in general kinda pissy about Cobes. Its been that way for a while now.

He has mentioned some time ago, that he was done with Cobes as its the same thing over and over again, and he dislikes that he keeps having to come back to cover him. I think people forget as well, BiteSize was going through those 8 hour daily streams looking for bits to clip out. That has to wear you down.

But still, he is stuck covering a guy who he has not enjoyed for well over a year at this point, but he wants them youtube coins.
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I hope if Seizure ever gets burned out he moves on to another cow. He's easily the best cow related content creator. Could probably make some bomb content off internet lore as well. Like Internet Historian if that guy actually had work ethic.
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
I hope if Seizure ever gets burned out he moves on to another cow. He's easily the best cow related content creator. Could probably make some bomb content off internet lore as well. Like Internet Historian if that guy actually had work ethic.
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I have faith in Cesar that if he gets to the point he's actually mad at the BOY he'll pump the breaks and do something else.

His content is fire. I would follow him if he kept the same energy and creativity for other projects.
 
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I may be out of tune with KingCobra (hence why I’m here), but is he REALLY THAT bad as a lolcow? I mean, compared to people like Chance Wilkins he’s an angel compared to that pedophile goblin freak. All he needs is a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a shower.

In short, what makes KingCobraJFS so bad? Because there are much, much worse.
 
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Aborted Drink Combo said:
I looked at his place on google maps and his door 100% already has that blue tape on it from taping up a sign.
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He had to put the signs up as soon as he moved in because trolls were sending craigslist people over for free scrap metal.
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The Tard Overseer said:
I may be out of tune with KingCobra (hence why I’m here), but is he REALLY THAT bad as a lolcow?
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It’s less about being a bad person and more about inciting nigger rage in some people. As a person, he’s just retarded, but not always maliciously.

Nigger rage is when you get extremely angry at someone because they refuse to take such a long overdue and well-deserved L. The lolcow will instead smugly proclaim themselves the victor as they limp away with a shell of a life, a bloody lip, and shit in their pants (ex. Ethan Ralph).

When some people watch Cobes and they see him acting smug because he thinks the trolls are sad and pathetic, all while rotting away to an early grave in his bog hole, some of his viewers get fucking pissed at his inability to accept his reality.

Now of course, the proper reaction to this would be to watch something else and not care about this obviously mentally ill homeless man with a home. However, his trolls are compelled by their nigger rage to fuck with him harder until he can take the L and admit his life fucking sucks and it’s all his fault. Truly fascinating behavior on both sides.
 
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Taint_fairy2.0 said:
He seems so unfaced by the death of his own personal god... That Bogtard really has no emotions what so ever
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Other people in this thread called it correctly, but all the Ozzy stuff was Kobra performing being a cool satanist bad boy. He was behaving the way his bogbrain though he should to prove his version of street cred. And this only got compounded by his oppositional defiance when trolls started teasing him about Ozzy dying. Then it became something he had a stake in to prove his enemies wrong. But at the core, he wasn't invested in any of it. A lot of what Kobra does is this, his entire taste in music and all the times he did music "covers" (when he still had the motivation to do that) was this too.
 
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He had to put the signs up as soon as he moved in because trolls were sending craigslist people over for free scrap metal.
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Thank you so much for finding this photo to add to my knowledge of known artifacts and placards within the Cobraverse.

Personally, I like that the tape is more secure and uniform. In addition, I commend Josh for darkening the ink with a superior sharpie since he has the Casper sun shining down on his front door now. Compared to the first sign, this one is much better and free of obvious spelling mistakes, albeit still has poor grammar and punctuation.

7/10 👍
 
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PetiteFeet said:
It's better to take a break from a cow rather than becoming a hatewatcher. Don't become a Bitesize.
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I had to stop watching the DSP detractor channels because I was becoming a hatewatcher. Now, it's all about the laughs (and tears) with the BOY in this thread. TMDWU and far more entertaining.
Allied-Mastercomputer said:
However, his trolls are compelled by their nigger rage to fuck with him harder until he can take the L and admit his life fucking sucks and it’s all his fault. Truly fascinating behavior on both sides.
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Cobra's trolls are so jealous of him, it's pathetic. The man doesn't have teeth, barely has friends or family, doesn't leave his home, doesn't have a higher education, doesn't have a 'job' (has income though), is in shit health, has multiple addictions, can't plan, and doesn't understand consequences.

He's just a gross, funny little retard, not the evil Dark Lord, both he and his trolls wish he were.
 
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Potion_Time said:
How could a thread dedicated to documenting the antics of a retard be full of people laughing at retards! Get a life, farmers!
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I could see where the moralfagging comes from, ngl. It was kinda irksome that people were expecting Cobes to stream right away (esp when people know he does his thing when he wants to), and some seemed like they were frothing at the mouth to see it. It was a little reminiscent of when Bob died and people wanted the black tapes posted on the farms. It's one step away from glass tapping, and everyone knows how well that's taken here. But if you have a little bit of patience, you might get what you want. And sure enough, we got boglim vids.
 
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