Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[clipartfan92]

Spoiler: Archive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q31oSB3VbI0 (archive.ph)(PreserveTube)(720p pomf.lain.la archive.org)

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

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Holy fuck, he doesn't even have strands. It's just pure skullet now.

 

[curbside2]

Dani will 100% outlive Cobes.

I disagree. Alcoholics tend to live a long, painful life.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

I've always wondered how Cobra managed to stay slim despite being an alcoholic boglim who eats only fast food. Now that he's getting puffy and his old t-shirts are starting to get tight, i think his metabolism is slowing down and he's FUCKED.
He has no self-discipline and he will never lose the weight, lmao.

Was about to go too autistic into it, but I do believe he inherited good to okay genes that worked overtime to keep his physique not absolute shit for so long. Like most things he pissed it away.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Was about to go too autistic into it, but I do believe he inherited good to okay genes that worked overtime to keep his physique not absolute shit for so long. Like most things he pissed it away.

Also, he used to ride bike, and walk everywhere. That stuff will do a lot of work keeping the weight off, but now he never leaves his trailer. I imagine he’s mostly sedentary now.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Also, he used to ride bike, and walk everywhere. That stuff will do a lot of work keeping the weight off, but now he never leaves his trailer. I imagine he’s mostly sedentary now.

I remember Seizure mentioning Josh also did 100 pushups and Situps a day for a while. I know stuff like that became a meme thanks to One Punch Man, but 100 pushups, situps, and squats a day will change your physique.

Yeah, the sediatary lifestyle hit him hard, but he maintained a relatively thin build way longer than I thought he would.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Have a Deagle Nation patch for your unwavering faith
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YO. Where did you get that??

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

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I'm late but you're so fucked up for his. I was crying laughing listening to Ozzy music and this sent my sides into orbit. You made me laugh really hard. Thank you anon.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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Look how fucking swollen his leg is. Boys about to pop.

i have to wonder if he is just retaining a lot of fluid due to his high sodium intake and generally non mobile way of living. we all know he can sit that chair for pretty much the entire day.

 

[Johnny Dang]

I remember Seizure mentioning Josh also did 100 pushups and Situps a day for a while. I know stuff like that became a meme thanks to One Punch Man, but 100 pushups, situps, and squats a day will change your physique.

Yeah, the sediatary lifestyle hit him hard, but he maintained a relatively thin build way longer than I thought he would.

Pretty sure he was prescribed stimulants for his ADHD as well. Those suppress your appetite and the extended release ones can do so for almost 12 hours.

 

[mikaylatoads]

Pretty sure he was prescribed stimulants for his ADHD as well. Those suppress your appetite and the extended release ones can do so for almost 12 hours.

This effect doesn't always last forever. Adderall only suppressed my appetite for a year or so.

 

[anliteralidiot]

This effect doesn't always last forever. Adderall only suppressed my appetite for a year or so.

Yeah, Vyvanse only kept mine down for a year or two.

 

[Potion_Time]

shots fired!!!

How could a thread dedicated to documenting the antics of a retard be full of people laughing at retards! Get a life, farmers!

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

How could a thread dedicated to documenting the antics of a retard be full of people laughing at retards! Get a life, farmers!

WHO PUT THESE ANTS IN THIS ANTHILL!? AHHGHHHG

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

shots fired!!!

You can barely see his kitchen but I can already tell this man lives in a boglim cave.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

How could a thread dedicated to documenting the antics of a retard be full of people laughing at retards! Get a life, farmers!

That sink is kinda dirty there buddy. Does that count as a dunk or would it be a lay-up? 3 points?

 

[Chernabog3000]

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Cobes put on Ozzy videos during his RIP Ozzy video and experienced brief moments of pure retarded joy

Batly the Bat is a character from the children's television series, Eureeka's Castle.

Batly is blind and is extremely clumsy when it comes to trying to make a landing or tripping over his own feet. He also enjoys eating bugs, singing, and making himself look perfect.

 

[Candover]

YO. Where did you get that??

It fell off the back of a truck

I remember Seizure mentioning Josh also did 100 pushups and Situps a day for a while. I know stuff like that became a meme thanks to One Punch Man, but 100 pushups, situps, and squats a day will change your physique.

Yeah, the sediatary lifestyle hit him hard, but he maintained a relatively thin build way longer than I thought he would.

Alcohol can kill your appetite. Nicotine does too, and the boy indulges heavily in both.

Weed has the opposite effect of course, but Josh is too lazy to get weed. Even the legal stuff he rarely gets.

Fresh upload too

 

[cobra fucker]

The legal stuff is a complete waste of money. And it is hard enough for a well adjusted individual to find a weed hookup in an illegal state, let alone someone like Josh.

 

[Candover]

The legal stuff is a complete waste of money. And it is hard enough for a well adjusted individual to find a weed hookup in an illegal state, let alone someone like Josh.

You do realize he co-mingles with drug addicts and hobos right? A weed hookup is second to a meth hookup in Casper. It's harder for people in Casper to find someone they're not related to than get their fix.