Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Bogwater Rises]

Look how fucking swollen his leg is. Boys about to pop.

GOOD GOD, I thought it was just his head ballooning up this whole time. The whole lad is swelling up.

 

[KKWatDo]

Some tidbits:

Confirms Clint came over to break the news to him.

He mentions that he talked to the cute Door Dash delivery girl who dropped off his alcohol about Ozzy and she "was very sympathetic."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Confirms Clint came over to break the news to him.

Yea I imagine the buddy trolls contacted Clint right away. I guess Cobra does not have a phone yet which would be a huge factor to why he is not chimping out. Either way I still believe this is the quiet before the storm. It's not like he actually knows Ozzy, to Cobra Ozzy could have been dead for 50 years it does not matter. What will make him chimp out, and what he is most worried about if you watched the video, is the trolling he is going to receive over it.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

 

[Wax]

Finally, RIP Ozzy. TWU. Sounds like he's been crying all morning, too.
It's an hour long, so the ClintNotes:

• Speechless
• Lots of Everclear
• Was informed by Homedad Clint about Ozzy's passing, which is a good thing honestly
• Random Sickos tangent
• Does some A Capella Ozzy verses because he doesn't want to get copystriked
• Josh mentions he's worried his kidneys "Won't survive"(Dialysis saga coming in nicely, toobz), which explains the usage of Gatorade to stay more hydrated.
• Looping on Ozzy dying and how he feels on it
• Josh is very unemotional on his idol dying. If he's going to therapy, is there a chance he's on SSRIs or something else to dull his senses?
• Surprisingly, Josh pulls off a fair bit of Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath on his guitar. It's the most coherent thing I think he's ever played, and that includes The Star Spangled Banner.
• New Cobraism: "Three wings to the wind"

55:38-57:00 is fucking surreal when you remember that the boy cannot name more than a handful of Ozzy songs and that the extent of his knowledge about Ozzy comes from a reality TV show. It's goddamn bonkers to be this upset about a celebrity death.

 

[KKWatDo]

Cobes put on Ozzy videos during his RIP Ozzy video and experienced brief moments of pure retarded joy

 

[lebean]

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Cobes put on Ozzy videos during his RIP Ozzy video and experienced brief moments of pure retarded joy

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

55:38-57:00 is fucking surreal when you remember that the boy cannot name more than a handful of Ozzy songs and that the extent of his knowledge about Ozzy comes from a reality TV show. It's goddamn bonkers to be this upset about a celebrity death.

But this is not true.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

RIP Ozzy Super Cut.

 

[Candover]

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Cobes put on Ozzy videos during his RIP Ozzy video and experienced brief moments of pure retarded joy

That one snaggletooth just hanging on for dear life.

Heart of the Matter time: Will Josh be able to outlive Dani Filth, his true idol?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He looks older than Dani Filth

 

[Epikusername4]

didnt get the bingo

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

55:38-57:00 is fucking surreal when you remember that the boy cannot name more than a handful of Ozzy songs and that the extent of his knowledge about Ozzy comes from a reality TV show. It's goddamn bonkers to be this upset about a celebrity death.

Also ignores the fact that he is a Church of England member, and his father made crosses to protect the band from satanists and witches.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Heart of the Matter time: Will Josh be able to outlive Dani Filth, his true idol?

Well Dani is 51, and I cannot recall him being a hardcore drinker or drug user. So its pretty good odds Dani beats him. He is also a fucking midget, not sure if that works in for or against him.

 

[Candover]

He is also a fucking midget, not sure if that works in for or against him.

Well, then (currently 70 years old) Danzig is going to live to be 100. Dani Filth is 5'5 and Danzig is 5'3.

 

[kc01]

190 proof everclear from the bottom shelf out of a plastic bottle, TWU

 

[Candover]

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190 proof everclear from the bottom shelf out of a plastic bottle, TWU

He's had those 2 everclear bottles for a while now. he was holding off drinking them until he ran out of everything else. He can't help himself from drinking it all because he's an addict, but you can tell he was trying to put it off for as long as possible.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Dare I say no phone is doing a fuckton of good for Cobra. You know his tribute video would be a lot more messy if he was receiving all those troll messages.

 

[Mister Uno]

RIP Ozzy Super Cut.
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We need more Kiwis to make supercuts instead of giving fags like Bogchron views. Nigger watermarks and all.
I would do it but I work too much.
Thanks friend.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Dare I say no phone is doing a fuckton of good for Cobra. You know his tribute video would be a lot more messy if he was receiving all those troll messages.

This, so much. If Clint had insisted on getting Cobes a new phone number every time he's somehow accidentally revealed that kind of information, the boy would be in a much more stable place than where he is now. But that would be letting the trolls win and we can't have that.
I'm not gonna start a new "Groupdad bad Clinthome good" loop buuuuuuuuut there's so many obvious steps he could have taken to help protect Cobes, the obvious ones are unplugging the bog from the places the trolls troll him through.