Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Thesumof41is5]

”I wear my sunglasses at night, so i can,
So i can keep track of the visions in my eyes”

 

[Dude Snakes]

A-logs would 100% try and doordash him a ton of duster after finding out about Ozzy.

They better not, let him grieve!

 

[bathtubcosby]

He's definitely hiding the fact he's been crying with those glasses.

He's probably still in the first stage of grief, denial. It hasn't fully hit him yet. He couldn't even say Ozzy, he had to say oz man

 

[deeman]

He's probably still in the first stage of grief, denial. It hasn't fully hit him yet. He couldn't even say Ozzy, he had to say oz man

And based on how long it took for him to come to terms with Puff... we probably got a year or two of the first stage.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Jessica BOIIIL passed out snoring on an Ozzy tribute stream, almost just flashed Youtube with her Wendy’s beef flaps rolling over

 

[JaneThough]

He formed that weird opinion when he thought his old building was haunted. He had this small arc where he would blame shit on the ghosts in his apartment and it finally culminated in him believing that there was a female ghost hanging around who he invited to rape him as he slept.

There are hundreds of these fantastic little
story arcs in his archive if you trawl through them and watch them. It requires patience and diligence, which is why gay clip channels will never cover it.

Where’s Geno Samuel when you need him.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Bitesize even offered to send Josh money at one point but cobra called him a faggot and hoped he died etc.

Yeah. I get Bitesize being annoyed with Josh. I just find Bite retarded for trying to win Josh over and then getting double salty that Josh still hates him. Josh is a retard who is stubborn. Bitesize makes detailed videos, but his pissbaby snark is faggy.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

EDIT: Just wanna say that Bite has been invaluable over the years as an archivist and we continue to be good friends. That last bit I said can apply to anyone, myself included, it's why it's important to choose what you do carefully.

you're a very nice guy because i would've called bitesize a faggot for pulling that shit on stream

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

There's a lamp behind him and he chooses not to use it. Kino

 

[NoosJunki]

Jessica BOIIIL passed out snoring on an Ozzy tribute stream, almost just flashed Youtube with her Wendy’s beef flaps rolling over

Ozzy tribute Arby's roast beef sandwich food hack extra cheese extra beef extra oh-sshu comin in real nice toobz

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Yeah. I get Bitesize being annoyed with Josh. I just find Bite retarded for trying to win Josh over and then getting double salty that Josh still hates him. Josh is a retard who is stubborn. Bitesize makes detailed videos, but his pissbaby snark is faggy.

Qrd on when he jizzed on a schoolgirl or something?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

this may be completely obvious, he's wearing glasses so he isn't showing his eyes cry

Qrd on when he jizzed on a schoolgirl or something?

Josh retold a story from high school that he gave a disabled girl a facial and how he was super cool for getting his dick sucked in high school. People from Josh's subreddit called him a predator (and probably a pedophile) for talking about this story but it's been heavily debated on how true the story is since Josh lies.... alot.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

Josh retold a story from high school that he gave a disabled girl a facial and how he was super cool for getting his dick sucked in high school. People from Josh's subreddit called him a predator (and probably a pedophile) for talking about this story but it's been heavily debated on how true the story is since Josh lies.... alot.

Also it's worth noting that even though the story is bizarre, it's a story about what two literal retards got up to outside of their special needs class. The lucky lady was alive, consenting, cisgendered, and (relative to Josh) of-age.

 

[NoosJunki]

Also it's worth noting that even though the story is bizarre, it's a story about what two literal retards got up to outside of their special needs class. The lucky lady was alive, consenting, cisgendered, and (relative to Josh) of-age.

...and the cycle of tard sex that was perpetuated by Clunt continues...

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Josh retold a story from high school

predator (and probably a pedophile)

The pedo claims are reddit alogging faggotry. The predator bit would have any legs to stand on IF HE WASN'T ALSO RETARDED.

I can accept when Josh constantly talks about highschool shit being a turn off and it is weird, but he's retarded and mentally locked into the mind of a teenager.

 

[ilovejews]

shut up trole parkinsons killed ozzy not the gothic bad boy who smells good

Never would've happened if Sharon had put him in a group home

 

[Law]

. I wonder if Boglims experience the five stages of grief like us humans.

Bog Stages of Grief:
1. "I may have been born yesterday, but I wasn't born last night!"
2. "It's pissing me OOOFFF! IT PISSES ME OOOOF!!!"
3. "So here's the thing, YouTube. . ."
4. "Well, now I'm in a crappy mood."
5. "It is what it is, that's most definitely what's up."

 

[LissaNewcarr]

i feel for the guy. his "childhood" hero has died and that has got to hurt. i'm an old lady and remember when kurt cobain died...that shit hurt. i assume this is similar to what cobes is going through if not more. keep your head up joshy, some of us out here are rooting for you

edit: old bitch can't type

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Josh retold a story from high school that he gave a disabled girl a facial and how he was super cool for getting his dick sucked in high school. People from Josh's subreddit called him a predator (and probably a pedophile) for talking about this story but it's been heavily debated on how true the story is since Josh lies.... alot.

And those tards like to bring up that she was underage, whilst ignoring that her and Josh were classmates and thus the same age. Couple of teens had some horny play. Although I can see why a reddit user finds that so strange, being friendless discord predators that they are.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Josh retold a story from high school that he gave a disabled girl a facial and how he was super cool for getting his dick sucked in high school. People from Josh's subreddit called him a predator (and probably a pedophile) for talking about this story but it's been heavily debated on how true the story is since Josh lies.... alot.

Short bus be wildin' dood