Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Derkspector]

Tyler faggot who?

 

[cobra fucker]

BogChron comes off as a little cruel. I appreciate the work he puts in, but we don't need the assholes getting their jab in to enjoy Cobra.

PresidentViperSSI is my preferred Cobra curator. I hope he doesn't give up on it, views are low and it's been 7 months since last upload.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

That bitesize stream is garbage, it's just him flirting with his e-girlfriend. Seizure needs to go live so we have some actual content.

lol I definitely appreciate people wanting to hear me talk about this, but damn. The last time I felt the pull to cover an event the day it happened was Cobra's first eviction, and a big part of that was Cobra had the news broken to him while streaming, and continued to talk about it afterward. With the major events that've happened since then, I'll wait maybe a few days to see if anything more has developed, and if I'm still excited to talk about it, I'll get some talking points ready. I hate the idea of streaming purely because some news broke out and running out of gas within the first 10 minutes... you have to be really fucking entertaining if you're gonna meander about for the remaining 2 hours. The mood sours quickly if you bait a ton of people only to stink up the room with a lot of time wasting drivel.

EDIT: Just wanna say that Bite has been invaluable over the years as an archivist and we continue to be good friends. That last bit I said can apply to anyone, myself included, it's why it's important to choose what you do carefully.

 

[TransPeopleAteMyBaby]

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FUCKIN TROLES THIS IS A GODDAMN NATIONAL DAY OF MORNING GET BUHLOCKED

 

[Fortyone]

Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize

Bitesize up until recently was great at recaps but him and seizure are stuck in the past (golden age) when Josh still had a life of sorts and left his apartment and won't touch the decay era. Bog chron is a warrior of dark age cobes content and uploads the boy in his most rotten and gross state in the trailer. They both have their niche.

Meanwhile Tar Man is a weird incel faggot who should fuck off and stop making shitty cobra content

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Josh will be sad about this but you know that part of him relishes the fact that he has a juicy tragic event to make his life narrative more interesting.

To be fair the sun rising each day to him is already a tragic event worthy of getting black out drunk, he will cry, he will toss he will stream order doordash but he will get back up, as much as he can, and the earth will keep turning.

Why god? Why Ozzy and not the filthy mongrel rats infecting the discords with retarded ideals of justice?

 

['Ole Dente]

Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize

Bitesize has done solid work for a very long time chronicling the boy. When it's boring, when it's exciting, that guy is johnny on the spot. 99% of the people in this thread wouldn't know shit about Cobra if it wasn't for him which includes BC.

 

[JaneThough]

Josh is ignoring that Ozzy didn’t just die. He left a space to be filled. Who’s the heir apparent prince of darkness?

Spoiler: ALL ABOOOOAAARRRDD

 

[somevan712]

They took away the Ozzy

First they came for Homeboy Scotty. Next, they took away Alex Anderson. Then they got Homebull Aaron. Followed by Vietnam Vet Walt. And now the Dark Prince himself is gone.

Why does the sky-god do this to Cobra? When will it end?

 

[Kenyaware]

I guess that bat finally got to him. Rip.

 

[Zjierb]

Bitesize up until recently was great at recaps but him and seizure are stuck in the past (golden age) when Josh still had a life of sorts and left his apartment and won't touch the decay era. Bog chron is a warrior of dark age cobes content and uploads the boy in his most rotten and gross state in the trailer. They both have their niche.

Meanwhile Tar Man is a weird incel faggot who should fuck off and stop making shitty cobra content

I think that Seizure tries to add more levity to the slow decay and downfall. Most of his content does seem to cover older stuff, but if I had to guess why it'd be due to the fact that it's hard to talk about the current era while being entertaining. That said, I trust Seizure to be respectful in times where things are hard for the boy and also entertaining where it's required. He wouldn't be a respected member of the community if he were just a disrespectful faggot.

Bitesize has done solid work for a very long time chronicling the boy. When it's boring, when it's exciting, that guy is johnny on the spot. 99% of the people in this thread wouldn't know shit about Cobra if it wasn't for him which includes BC.

Totally agree with this. Bitesize does great with compiling info, which I think has a place. I just need him to not try to embellish things for the sake of entertainment. Call me a Cobra Purist, but the boy is the best while unadulterated.

 

[JaneThough]

First they came for Homeboy Scotty. Next, they took away Alex Anderson. Then they got Homebull Aaron. Followed by Vietnam Vet Walt. And now the Dark Prince himself is gone.

Why does the sky-god do this to Cobra? When will it end?

Don’t forget Puff

 

[lebean]

lol I definitely appreciate people wanting to hear me talk about this, but damn. The last time I felt the pull to cover an event the day it happened was Cobra's first eviction, and a big part of that was Cobra had the news broken to him while streaming, and continued to talk about it afterward. With the major events that've happened since then, I'll wait maybe a few days to see if anything more has developed, and if I'm still excited to talk about it, I'll get some talking points ready. I hate the idea of streaming purely because some news broke out and running out of gas within the first 10 minutes... you have to be really fucking entertaining if you're gonna meander about for the remaining 2 hours. The mood sours quickly if you bait a ton of people only to stink up the room with a lot of time wasting drivel.

Agreed, the Bitesize stream was annoying. Can't stand his voice either. Give me the voice of Seizure, Chauncey, Ballparkfrank, or even that Irish art chick any day over these other goobers.

 

[Zjierb]

Don’t forget Puff

Just hibernating. TMDWU

 

[dukekinny]

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this made me spit a bit of soda on my floor, very funny

 

[LissaNewcarr]

Two all beef hotdogs extra cheese extra onion from hamburger stand isn't enough to fill this hole.

you forgot the bacon

 

[Jobama]

I hate the idea of streaming purely because some news broke out and running out of gas within the first 10 minutes... you have to be really fucking entertaining if you're gonna meander about for the remaining 2 hours. The mood sours quickly if you bait a ton of people only to stink up the room with a lot of time wasting drivel.

I’ve legit been waiting a year for the next (regular) call in stream because I missed the last one so I’d take anything at this point. Maybe Ozzy’s death would be a good topic for a call in stream.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Kind of amusing that BogChron and Bite have effectively switched places in their coverage of Jorp. But BogChron's also a vicious A-log who wants Josh demonitorized, and Bite's long-form content is good, although he too hates Josh for some reason(I guess the diss track got to him?). Seizure is untouched because A) his content is good and B) he doesn't outwardly hate Josh, which is a rare combo on the Internet.

Maybe Ozzy’s death would be a good topic for a call in stream.

Only if the guy who kept calling in with parts of the Stuffed Crust Review calls in again to loop on All the Meats, All the Cheese, etc..

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

But… a chicken cutlet?

Part of the MEAT MOUNTAIN