Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[cobra fucker]

ozzy is just hibernating. we will see him come spring time

I can't believe it's already been 4 years since Ozzy committed suicide.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Not to mention him putting it under his chin while NAL was recording her face, thinking she was about to get the video of the century (fuck that bitch), that should have been the last straw. But why shotgun instead of handgun? Boy can barely operate a can opener, people who can use can openers accidentally shoot themselves or others with handguns all the time. A long arm is much safer to operate, so that's why. Not that he should be operating any firearm with those clumsy meathooks. HE HATES BEING CLUMSY!

Pprobably doesn't have ammo for the handgun when we all know he had shells for the shotgun, and we all know, at this point, he ain't shelling out any money for ammo when he needs his booze, cigs, and goyslop.

 

[dukekinny]

ozzy is just hibernating. we will see him come spring time

Ozzy sheds his skin like a serpent slithering out of hibernation—worn, wild, and reborn. Each layer he peels away isn’t just age, it’s legend—faded leather soaked in decades of blood, sweat, and Black Sabbath.

 

[TransPeopleAteMyBaby]

Very cool of Saber Games to let Cobes cameo in the new Hellraiser game trailer.

 

[TheBiggestGay aka gods #1]

That was the last rock legend I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

THE GRIM REAPER DOESNT GIVE A SHIIIIIIIT!

The Reaper took away the Ozzy Osbourne

 

[semitooth]

with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...

And all we will be left with is Taylor Swift, Chappelle Roan, and that Tyler faggot.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Poor BOY thought Ozzy would live to be 120 and get back to touring. His optimistic delusions never cease to amuse me.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Very cool of Saber Games to let Cobes cameo in the new Hellraiser game trailer.

didn't they just shut down the ash game? I don't see why anyone would put stock into a company that just axes its own shit like that and then makes the same ass type of game.

 

[Umaibae]

with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...

Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

 

[dukekinny]

Poor BOY thought Ozzy would live to be 120 and get back to touring. His optimistic delusions never cease to amuse me.

Ozzy the man is dead. But Ozzy the symbol—the bat-biting, TV-smashing, post-British fever dream of rock 'n' roll insanity—he'll haunt the timeline long after we're all dust

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...

Mick Jagger will outlive us all.

 

[dukekinny]

Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.

I didn’t even know him, but I cried for Paul Walker—something about the way it happened was just so vicious, so unfair.

 

[dukekinny]

Mick Jagger will outlive us all.

He is a sex vampire

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were the biggest hits to the heart for me, but Ozzy is now up there for sure.

 

[Detective Carey]

He seems like a massive faggot outside of his cobra videos/docs

I've personally never cared for him out of all the Cobratubers. Yeah he's put down a lot of recap groundwork which is invaluable for those catching up, but him being audibly salty at Cobes spoils it in my eyes.

I remember he always seemed vaguely a loggy from the start, but when he started doing those "how much $$$ did Josh make" retrospectives, was when I lost a lot of respect for him. Why are you getting butthurt over some perma 14 year old hot topic goth wizard vietnam vet looking hobo drinking himself to death?

SeizureRobot5000 is the GOAT Cobratuber in my opinion. To the point he doesn't even have to do Cobes content, fuck look at that shit about The New Dance Show he did with Chauncey, that shit is solid platinum!

Circle of protection on Cobra's liver during this dark time.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize

 

[Zjierb]

Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize

If Bog Chron wasn't a faggot who acts like Josh doesn't deserve to earn money from YouTube then I'd be more inclined to agree. It's an unfortunate reality that 90% of the people who follow Cobes are themselves just as retarded as he is, just less funny to watch.

 

[ASeabear8952]

He seems like a massive faggot outside of his cobra videos/docs

I tried watching one of his streams and straight away he came across as very a-loggy.

Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize

Bitesize makes solid documentaries, Bog Chron just does recaps and he’s an even bigger faggot (though I don’t have as big of a problem with him as others do), so disagree.