Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I think the boy will be OK. He does seem to have a small support network, I would wager Porkney has got in touch to console the boy. The biggest risk is those alog fucks who have been sending him Everclear. I bet he's already got a fresh delivery from an alog with the hope of a drunk stream, those fuckers should go find some rope. I hate alogs more than I love Ozzy TWU.

On another note, how completely based was Ozzy's last concert? Raises money for charity for his final show. What a way to go! Those are some big boots for the boglim to fill. Better not raise money for the kids BOY!
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
Clint seriously should have confiscated Bad Company years ago. As if the Courtney shell loading stream wasn't bad enough. I still don't understand why a little saturday night special was verboten but a giant ass Evil Dead shotgun is A Okay.
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Not to mention him putting it under his chin while NAL was recording her face, thinking she was about to get the video of the century (fuck that bitch), that should have been the last straw. But why shotgun instead of handgun? Boy can barely operate a can opener, people who can use can openers accidentally shoot themselves or others with handguns all the time. A long arm is much safer to operate, so that's why. Not that he should be operating any firearm with those clumsy meathooks. HE HATES BEING CLUMSY!
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
Clint seriously should have confiscated Bad Company years ago.
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1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE AWAY THE BOYS FIREARMS, TROLE
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Not to mention him putting it under his chin while NAL was recording her face, thinking she was about to get the video of the century (fuck that bitch), that should have been the last straw. But why shotgun instead of handgun? Boy can barely operate a can opener, people who can use can openers accidentally shoot themselves or others with handguns all the time. A long arm is much safer to operate, so that's why. Not that he should be operating any firearm with those clumsy meathooks. HE HATES BEING CLUMSY!
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Yeah Jessica really wanted to catch the next Ronnie Mcnutt tier liveleak moment. But also I think the reason Clint is ok just with the vague idea I have of him as a liberal college teacher is shotguns are okay because of the hunting aesthetic and he probably imagines its hard to kill yourself and/or get a high body count with one (it's not).
 
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There’s just something beautifully broken about the way lolcows talk about each other. It’s like two broken mirrors trying to critique each other’s reflections—neither one seeing clearly, but both convinced they’re holding up the truth.


When R.R. starts fixating on Josh, it’s like a Dollar Store villain plotting against another villain from the same shelf. Like, “Hey, I may be unhinged, but that guy’s a real mess.” It’s the blind leading the blind straight into a Discord meltdown. The sheer gall, the cosmic irony—it’s practically performance art.


You know you’ve entered the Twilight Zone of online dysfunction when one public trainwreck takes time out of their regularly scheduled implosion to throw shade at another. That’s not drama—that’s the Ouroboros of cringe, the snake devouring its own ridiculous tale.


It’s not even gossip at that point—it’s tragic projection wrapped in denial and sprinkled with delusion. R.R. thinking about Josh is like if a collapsing house started critiquing the foundation of a nearby burning trailer. Neither one’s habitable, but sure, let’s compare drywall damage.


And the audience? We’re just sitting back, popcorn in hand, watching these internet specters trade jabs in a digital graveyard. Because when lolcows lock eyes across the void, it’s not beef—it’s ballet. A sad, off-key, flaming ballet performed entirely in front of their remaining three followers and five sock accounts.
 
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