Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Not to mention him putting it under his chin while NAL was recording her face, thinking she was about to get the video of the century (fuck that bitch), that should have been the last straw. But why shotgun instead of handgun? Boy can barely operate a can opener, people who can use can openers accidentally shoot themselves or others with handguns all the time. A long arm is much safer to operate, so that's why. Not that he should be operating any firearm with those clumsy meathooks. HE HATES BEING CLUMSY!
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Pprobably doesn't have ammo for the handgun when we all know he had shells for the shotgun, and we all know, at this point, he ain't shelling out any money for ammo when he needs his booze, cigs, and goyslop.
 
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Very cool of Saber Games to let Cobes cameo in the new Hellraiser game trailer.
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semitooth said:
with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...
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Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.
 
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Umaibae said:
Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.
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I didn’t even know him, but I cried for Paul Walker—something about the way it happened was just so vicious, so unfair.

Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
Mick Jagger will outlive us all.
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He is a sex vampire
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
He seems like a massive faggot outside of his cobra videos/docs
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I've personally never cared for him out of all the Cobratubers. Yeah he's put down a lot of recap groundwork which is invaluable for those catching up, but him being audibly salty at Cobes spoils it in my eyes.

I remember he always seemed vaguely a loggy from the start, but when he started doing those "how much $$$ did Josh make" retrospectives, was when I lost a lot of respect for him. Why are you getting butthurt over some perma 14 year old hot topic goth wizard vietnam vet looking hobo drinking himself to death?

SeizureRobot5000 is the GOAT Cobratuber in my opinion. To the point he doesn't even have to do Cobes content, fuck look at that shit about The New Dance Show he did with Chauncey, that shit is solid platinum!

Circle of protection on Cobra's liver during this dark time.
 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize
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If Bog Chron wasn't a faggot who acts like Josh doesn't deserve to earn money from YouTube then I'd be more inclined to agree. It's an unfortunate reality that 90% of the people who follow Cobes are themselves just as retarded as he is, just less funny to watch.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
He seems like a massive faggot outside of his cobra videos/docs
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I tried watching one of his streams and straight away he came across as very a-loggy.
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize
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Bitesize makes solid documentaries, Bog Chron just does recaps and he’s an even bigger faggot (though I don’t have as big of a problem with him as others do), so disagree.
 
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Umaibae said:
Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.
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I cried for Chris Cornell and for Terry Funk, Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes and Macho Man Randy Savage because I'm a rasslefag but this one hurts, there is no metal without Ozzy(I know it's arguable, but who the fuck is simping for Earth these days?)

I know I never knew these people but a lot of them were hugely important in my life when I was a kid, same as all people I guess. Everyone has a celebrity or musician or whatever that's really important to them.

When Ric Flair dies, I'm calling out of work, getting super drunk and showing my penis to as many people as I can before I get arrested.

Edit: Forgot about Alexi Laiho, Children of Bodom were my first ever concert, I cried that day too.
 
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