Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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One of the funniest things I learned from a SB5K podcast was how Josh believes that all the food you eat and food you drink ends up available for ghosts, so if you don't consume they go hungry.

I recently learned about a Ghost Festival that is put on once a year in China, where they feed the ghosts (not by consumption) and burn 'hell paper' with pictures of cars and smallgoods which somehow provides them to ghosts in the afterlife.

This doesn't bode well for Josh not being a caricature of the USA's depiction of the mean old asians during WW2, but do we think if he drank a bunch of his drink combos to satiate Ozzy, would Ozzy like the drink combos or would he scream for Josh to stop?
 
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dukekinny said:
I think maybe for once he is thinking about what he wants to do or say about it...
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This could be it. I’m not sure why so many cobros are trying to dunk on Cobes right now.

He’s a mentally retarded person whose dad introduced him to Ozzy when he was a young bog in his most formative years. This is not only dark day for Cobes but likely akin to Clint dying. As weird as it is, Ozzy is a huge part of Jorbs life and a true hero figure.
 
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barrow greeter said:
I wonder, the day after the concert this month when Josh was opining something to the effect of "Ozzy's not done making music, when Ozzy comes back etc" was he just being relentlessly optimistic about Ozzy to own the troles or did he legit believe what he was saying.
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I bet you there's a bunch of Master tapes of Ozzy stuff that was unfinished like with Michael Jackson, and they will milk it for years
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
One of the funniest things I learned from a SB5K podcast was how Josh believes that all the food you eat and food you drink ends up available for ghosts, so if you don't consume they go hungry.
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He formed that weird opinion when he thought his old building was haunted. He had this small arc where he would blame shit on the ghosts in his apartment and it finally culminated in him believing that there was a female ghost hanging around who he invited to rape him as he slept.

There are hundreds of these fantastic little
story arcs in his archive if you trawl through them and watch them. It requires patience and diligence, which is why gay clip channels will never cover it.
 
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Chernabog3000 said:
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Ozzy, Walt, Val Kilmer, Aryan Aaron, and Puff are all Josh's Force ghosts now. TWU Toobz

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He’s a mentally retarded person whose dad introduced him to Ozzy when he was a young bog in his most formative years.
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Josh got introduced to Ozzy in HS when he watched an interview with Dani Filth, the lead singer of Cradle of Filth (The boy's favorite band) who said Ozzy was one of his idols. He "gave him a chance" and the rest is history.
 
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