Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Star Spangled Bogger]

One of the funniest things I learned from a SB5K podcast was how Josh believes that all the food you eat and food you drink ends up available for ghosts, so if you don't consume they go hungry.

I recently learned about a Ghost Festival that is put on once a year in China, where they feed the ghosts (not by consumption) and burn 'hell paper' with pictures of cars and smallgoods which somehow provides them to ghosts in the afterlife.

This doesn't bode well for Josh not being a caricature of the USA's depiction of the mean old asians during WW2, but do we think if he drank a bunch of his drink combos to satiate Ozzy, would Ozzy like the drink combos or would he scream for Josh to stop?

 

[Potion_Time]

I think maybe for once he is thinking about what he wants to do or say about it...

This could be it. I’m not sure why so many cobros are trying to dunk on Cobes right now.

He’s a mentally retarded person whose dad introduced him to Ozzy when he was a young bog in his most formative years. This is not only dark day for Cobes but likely akin to Clint dying. As weird as it is, Ozzy is a huge part of Jorbs life and a true hero figure.

 

[The_Kings_Throne]

I guess Ozzy just couldn't handle the disappointment of not seeing his #1 fan at his last show, and the grief killed him. Well Josh are you happy, you got what you wanted?

 

[Epikusername4]

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I guess Ozzy just couldn't handle the disappointment of not seeing his #1 fan at his last show, and the grief killed him. Well Josh are you happy, you got what you wanted?

shut up trole parkinsons killed ozzy not the gothic bad boy who smells good

 

[Radical Forum User 2000]

So he’s already back to making food hacks and seems to be fine.

that's def before he found out

 

[Radical Rizzlamist]

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NAL a true and honest Ozzy fan

Scheduled for 8:07 PM like a true fucking psychopath

 

[barrow greeter]

I wonder, the day after the concert this month when Josh was opining something to the effect of "Ozzy's not done making music, when Ozzy comes back etc" was he just being relentlessly optimistic about Ozzy to own the troles or did he legit believe what he was saying.

 

[dukekinny]

I wonder, the day after the concert this month when Josh was opining something to the effect of "Ozzy's not done making music, when Ozzy comes back etc" was he just being relentlessly optimistic about Ozzy to own the troles or did he legit believe what he was saying.

I bet you there's a bunch of Master tapes of Ozzy stuff that was unfinished like with Michael Jackson, and they will milk it for years

LOL, the internet never lets you down...

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

I recently learned about a Ghost Festival that is put on once a year in China, where they feed the ghosts (not by consumption) and burn 'hell paper' with pictures of cars and smallgoods which somehow provides them to ghosts in the afterlife.

High chance we get a video of Cobes biting the head off of a live bat, TWU.

 

['Ole Dente]

One of the funniest things I learned from a SB5K podcast was how Josh believes that all the food you eat and food you drink ends up available for ghosts, so if you don't consume they go hungry.

He formed that weird opinion when he thought his old building was haunted. He had this small arc where he would blame shit on the ghosts in his apartment and it finally culminated in him believing that there was a female ghost hanging around who he invited to rape him as he slept.

There are hundreds of these fantastic little
story arcs in his archive if you trawl through them and watch them. It requires patience and diligence, which is why gay clip channels will never cover it.

 

[Umaibae]

I feel like I’ve been duped into watching a retard for a decade, only for him to do nothing on what should have been a day of epic crashing out. Very disappointed.

 

[AnOminous]

High chance we get a video of Cobes biting the head off of a live bat, TWU.

It would have to be a live lizard.

 

[Pitckus]

I don’t have anything of value to add. I just hope that our BOY is doing okay during these trying times.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I would like to sincerely apologise to Josh for my last comment, I could see how that would be interpreted as pro doxxing or utilising police resources to harass him. I meant to say Josh would be so distraught so someone better send the police to check. (Not being serious) I do not condone doxxing or swatting

 

[Major Pain]

Forgot about Alexi Laiho, Children of Bodom were my first ever concert, I cried that day too.

That one got me too... What a talent to lose so young

 

[Candover]

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Ozzy, Walt, Val Kilmer, Aryan Aaron, and Puff are all Josh's Force ghosts now. TWU Toobz

He’s a mentally retarded person whose dad introduced him to Ozzy when he was a young bog in his most formative years.

Josh got introduced to Ozzy in HS when he watched an interview with Dani Filth, the lead singer of Cradle of Filth (The boy's favorite band) who said Ozzy was one of his idols. He "gave him a chance" and the rest is history.

 

[Potion_Time]

Ozzy, Walt, Val Kilmer, Aryan Aaron, and Puff are all Josh's Force ghosts now. TWU Toobz

How did you manage to leave Homeboy Scotty out of the lineup?

 

[Candover]

How did you manage to leave Homeboy Scotty out of the lineup?

Scotty is a Sith lord, everyone knows that. He uses his powers to steal tobacco out of Josh's ashtrays. That's also how he managed to reclaim the Pikachu blanket. He's also a master of the blade, due to his prowess at carving up floral chairs with katanas, while locked in battle with a hobo after (almost definitely Scotty) was caught trying to steal Josh's tobacco pipes.

Homeboy Scotty is the kind of guy that would rob you blind, then help you look for the culprit.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I meant to say Josh would be so distraught so someone better send the police to check. (Not being serious) I do not condone doxxing or swatting

Clint's got it bud.

 

[spacko]

It would have to be a live lizard.

does it have to be live? there's a freeze-dried one around somewhere