Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Retreaded Tire]

this Josh retold a story from high school that he gave a disabled girl a facial and how he was super cool for getting his dick sucked in high school. People from Josh's subreddit called him a predator (and probably a pedophile) for talking about this story but it's been heavily debated on how true the story is since Josh lies.... alot.

No I'm asking about Bitesize. I remember hearing he jizzed on SOMEONE. Sicko tendencies were implied.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Better not be grieving in a healthy manner, BOY

 

[mars]

I expected him to be drunk and incoherent for days. Good for Clint for stopping by and hopefully heading off a long run of alcohol induced self harm.

 

['Ole Dente]

No I'm asking about Bitesize. I remember hearing he jizzed on SOMEONE. Sicko tendencies were implied.

I don't wanna be a dick but like...uhh....so what.

You telling me you haven't blown a load on a girls face before? You're not living, my friend. Most of them like it and they like it when you don't fucking ask them permission too. I mean provided you keep away from the eyes I think that's a very reasonable ask.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

You telling me you haven't blown a load on a girls face before? You're not living, my friend.

I dated a girl for a short time who insisted I do it to her because she thought "that's what men wanted". Needless to say, I splashed her a couple of times and moved on.

 

['Ole Dente]

I dated a girl for a short time who insisted I do it to her because she thought "that's what men wanted". Needless to say, I splashed her a couple of times and moved on.

Sometimes they say that shit to avoid feeling like a whore for wanting a little load where it don't belong but they never need to do that. Cobra, as mongoloided as he is, understands that sometimes the load goes where it shan't not and they occasionally like the degradation.

Anyway, KFC double down.

 

[Goatchoker]

Y'all are weird.

But. Avoid eyes at all costs.

I hope Cobes is okay, and takes a few days vs super sad drunk stream.

 

[ASeabear8952]

lol I definitely appreciate people wanting to hear me talk about this, but damn. The last time I felt the pull to cover an event the day it happened was Cobra's first eviction, and a big part of that was Cobra had the news broken to him while streaming, and continued to talk about it afterward. With the major events that've happened since then, I'll wait maybe a few days to see if anything more has developed, and if I'm still excited to talk about it, I'll get some talking points ready. I hate the idea of streaming purely because some news broke out and running out of gas within the first 10 minutes... you have to be really fucking entertaining if you're gonna meander about for the remaining 2 hours. The mood sours quickly if you bait a ton of people only to stink up the room with a lot of time wasting drivel.

EDIT: Just wanna say that Bite has been invaluable over the years as an archivist and we continue to be good friends. That last bit I said can apply to anyone, myself included, it's why it's important to choose what you do carefully.

Weren’t you gonna do a Home Shopping Club stream soon too?

Kind of a side note, but when I stumbled across RogueInternetMan and his stuff, at first I enjoyed the production quality/PNGtuber knockoff of the Stern show he seemed to be going for, but the more I watched the more I kind of tagged him in the vaguely a loggy camp. Not as bad as others (TarMan being the most cancer redditard I've personally encountered) but it always felt like Rogue just read angry screencaps from the various booming snark reddits and got shit super wrong constantly.

I'm aware of his older ED phonebooking, but I mostly like his off the cuff/PNGtuber knockoff of the Stern show he seems to be trying to do, but I can't with him and Boglim stuff anymore, it just comes off as 1: incorrect reddit sperging about Jersh and 2: mean spirited which is a double oof from usually being wrong/unsubstantiated.

Rogue is an interesting case of repetitive but also informative. It seems lately he's devolved into the same ilk as KiwiTapes and and SmokeyMcC just with less moralfagging. While not exhaustive, this thread has a list of the like that goes into more detail. Originally, though, he made it more entertaining to run through the CwCki, which I have no choice but to at least appreciate.

Rogue has never come across to me as a-loggy, especially when it comes to the BOY. I give him points for being what unfortunately seems like one the very few cowtubers nowadays that is against neghole pozzing, he’s called Kiwi and Smokey out on it a number of times.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I don't wanna be a dick but like...uhh....so what.

You telling me you haven't blown a load on a girls face before? You're not living, my friend. Most of them like it and they like it when you don't fucking ask them permission too. I mean provided you keep away from the eyes I think that's a very reasonable ask.

The way it went in my memory was that Bitesize jizzed on a schoolgirl. Sicko stuff. I could be wrong.

Edit the sicko stuff refers more to consent than age. If it ever happened at all.

 

[Ponzo]

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NAL a true and honest Ozzy fan

She tried to get the boys attention and almost flashed the wendys flaps

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Clunt better get his b0y on suicide-watch by now(?)

 

[Hard R]

 

[Buster Scruggs]

No I'm asking about Bitesize. I remember hearing he jizzed on SOMEONE. Sicko tendencies were implied.

It’s a claim Jessica made, that he came on her shitty Jeffery Star shirt. It’s depicted with Jessica’s narration in the most recent snake bones podcast, but I’d take it with a grain of salt because it’s something the bog witch said.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Finally, RIP Ozzy. TWU. Sounds like he's been crying all morning, too.
It's an hour long, so the ClintNotes:

• Speechless
• Lots of Everclear
• Was informed by Homedad Clint about Ozzy's passing, which is a good thing honestly
• Random Sickos tangent
• Does some A Capella Ozzy verses because he doesn't want to get copystriked
• Josh mentions he's worried his kidneys "Won't survive"(Dialysis saga coming in nicely, toobz), which explains the usage of Gatorade to stay more hydrated.
• Looping on Ozzy dying and how he feels on it
• Josh is very unemotional on his idol dying. If he's going to therapy, is there a chance he's on SSRIs or something else to dull his senses?
• Surprisingly, Josh pulls off a fair bit of Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath on his guitar. It's the most coherent thing I think he's ever played, and that includes The Star Spangled Banner.
• New Cobraism: "Three wings to the wind"

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

5 minutes in and then skipping through and no actual emotion on the subject. Seems more revved up about theoretical ways he will be victimized by trolls than Ozzy dying. And this is Josh we are talking about, so this soon after and this dry on the subject is a sign it wasn't really a big deal to him in the first place.

I wonder if we start hearing more about Dani Filth again, as the other guy Josh is a "superfan" of because he feels he is their doppelganger.

Asmongold clearly was more an actual fan of Ozzy/Sabbath than peanuthead ever was based on the two reactions.

 

[lebean]

Finally, RIP Ozzy. TWU. Sounds like he's been crying all morning, too.

I know most people wanted Josh to have an ugly cry and crashout on live, but it may have been better he grieved him privately and kept that shit wrapped up.

3 minutes in and he already anticipates the trolls blowing up his phone with Ozzy messages -- the thought of the troles and alogs really does corrode 100% of his viewpoints on life.

And Jesus, people showed up to his trailer and Door Dashed vodka like we all anticipated.

As the video plays on, he tributes to him relatively decent on his broken guitar, and eventually has a momentary tear jerk (lol I feel bad but he doesn't exactly cry pretty from my POV).



Honestly, it's good he kept his composure during this 60 minute, "RIP Ozzy" video, and I'm somewhat proud of the boy for controlling that darker and more violently retarded Boglim inside of him.

He controlled the beardly, and drunkenly beast from unleashing -- and did this with the phone broken, NAL Baiting like a fucking harpy, and alogs sending him vodka. TMDWU.

Ozzy would be proud Josh. You did good, toobz. But stay away from his grandchildren, doodt!

Joke aside though, I am relieved he did take this loss much better compared to the majority of crash outs he's shown to us throughout the years.

Ultimately, my inner spirit yearns for the boy to not keep fucking up his body and remaining years left, and that he takes this event with stride and betterment (sigh, one can hope). Keep on fighting and keep on pontificating, King Cobra!

 

[KKWatDo]

Finally, RIP Ozzy. TWU. Sounds like he's been crying all morning, too.

Look how fucking swollen his leg is. Boys about to pop.

 

[titty nigga]

Sending the boy Everclear at a time like this is almost attempted murder

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Finally, RIP Ozzy. TWU. Sounds like he's been crying all morning, too.

Sending the boy Everclear at a time like this is almost attempted murder

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Whoever sent that to Josh is going to hell

 

[Potion_Time]

Josh is very unemotional on his idol dying. If he's going to therapy, is there a chance he's on SSRIs or something else to dull his senses?

That or after a few hours of ugly crying his emotions are dulled.