Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
Listen up troles: Cobra knows what he's doing and he's watched youtube videos about winemaking. You guys are dipshits because this is science and cobra is saving money by making wine out of chips ahoy cookies!

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"Blast of orange juice"
"Fruity "eppervescence" "
"A symphony of orange, chocolate, and vanilla"
"Absolutely burns in the stomach"

God, yeah, that sounds so smooth, what a pro.
 
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Hennimore said:
I love how smug he is. The troles are gonna be seething about this video for weeks to come. God forbid the boy have an enjoyable hobby and toot his own horn a little bit.
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He deleted it almost instantly because the BOY is whipped. No enjoying a hobby if you happen to speak out of turn in the beginning and your handler forces you to delete the entire video.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I love how this jackass admits to using shit sent to him to make his hooch, but when people send him shit to improve his streams/videos he'll just pawn that.
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He probably should not consume anything that is sent to him in the mail. There are a lot of nasty folk out there.

There's no telling the BOY, though.
 
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KFC may have taken away the double down but now they have the chizza. Of course Jord would stuff his face with pizza with a fried chicken crust.
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Agares said:
KFC may have taken away the double down but now they have the chizza. Of course Jord would stuff his face with pizza with a fried chicken crust.
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It’s so funny that so much shit happened in a brief stretch of time that something as huge as his front tooth cracking off just fell by the wayside. Sometimes I even forget until I get a better look at it and realize “holy shit, his front tooth is cracked right in half!”
 
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Slim Boglim said:
It’s so funny that so much shit happened in a brief stretch of time that something as huge as his front tooth cracking off just fell by the wayside. Sometimes I even forget until I get a better look at it and realize “holy shit, his front tooth is cracked right in half!”
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It's only a matter of time before Methica sucks out the remaining teeth during their next makeout session.
 
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