Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

"It's only okay if Rackets was covering someone's trial, but don't you dare cover rackets!"

Nick sold the Monty lawsuit as a way to make money because he was going to cover it himself. Weird how he isn't too keen on that anymore.

 

[JamusActimus]

Nick's fever can melt steel beams.

 

[Peace Through Power]

WTF Nick looked healthy here holy shit

It's from 2019. Long before Nick destroyed his brain with drugs, cooming, liquor, and heat.

 

[zimzam88]

Sean handled the Gunt appearance quite well, seemed to completely disarm him. Not a single hollaring to be had. Balldo is probably seething that everything was cordial.

 

[polar bear]

Now, one area Gunt could truly pivot to and shine is gamba streams. Hell one of the reasons BMJ became superstar, that gets thousands thrown at him to gamble, is because KF got bored by Gunt and started looking for other cows. BMJ big leagued Ralph’s chat over night. Ralph who?

Ralph used to take trips to Vegas to lose money, off-stream, like a sap. BMJ gets paid to gamble on stream like a Chad.

That's actually so thunk-provoking to compare them two as gamba enjoyers. And lets stick Rekieta in, since it's his thread - how would he fare?
Bossman's drug of choice is crack, so as a stimulant consumer he's already miles ahead, and fucking loveable. BIG GAMBA ENERGY. He's wholesome. He's got loving parents. He fucks everyone's mom and they all love it. He is so considerate towards his audience, he only chooses the simplest games so that we can easily follow. He knows that a lot of seniors watch him too, and he's so kind he frequently raises his voice so they can hear. He has a gorgeous selection of PJ bottoms.

Gunt is taking xannies and drinking till he falls asleep, so he's just fucking boring. ZERO energy. He is not interested in home re-decoration like BMJ is. His ring is made of embarassingly fake gold, BMJ's silver is very silvery and heavy. He has to pay to get laid. Gunt hurt or attempted to hurt every single person in his life, there's nothing wholesome about him. He went to boring boomer casinos to play roulette and we know the type of people who play roulette. His hats are too small.

Rekieta is a typical small-village alcoholic without any finesse. Even when he appears to take drugs, they don't make him funny, just sad. He lives in a cuckshed and he is scared to make a mere scratch on a wall. He hurts his family and his audience and the human population of planet Earth (because he is very gay). He participates in sex only as a bottom. His biggest gamba takes place at ER, when the doctors are guessing if he has AIDS or cirrhosis. He wears furry cufflinks (speculation) and Hot Topic belts (proven).

Conclusion - BMJ BIG W (fucking obvi)

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I legitimately wish Sean a million dollars. His ability to interact with people, whether they be friendly or hostile, is leagues above what Rekieta can ever hope to achieve. Every time Sean gets called fat, he shrugs it off, every time Rekieta gets called a cuck, he talks about it for half an hour and takes a shot in between every word.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick sold the Monty lawsuit as a way to make money because he was going to cover it himself. Weird how he isn't too keen on that anymore.

To be fair, Sean did make some money for himself today. So Nick was right about the money making opportunity, just wrong about who would make it.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I legitimately wish Sean a million dollars. His ability to interact with people, whether they be friendly or hostile, is leagues above what Rekieta can ever hope to achieve. Every time Sean gets called fat, he shrugs it off, every time Rekieta gets called a cuck, he talks about it for half an hour and takes a shot in between every word.

I always figured how Sean handled the stream today is exactly what was expected of Rekieta, or what his viewers wanted anyways. Instead, he thought they came for the coomer talk and the alcohol.
What a dummy, glad at least somebody got to earn some money over his dumbass antics!

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I always figured how Sean handled the stream today is exactly what was expected of Rekieta, or what his viewers wanted anyways. Instead, he thought they came for the coomer talk and the alcohol.
What a dummy, glad at least somebody got to earn some money over his dumbass antics!

Rekieta's failure to do the one thing people want him to do, cover law in a sober and informative manner, has left a vaccumn in the lawtuber space. People more deserving of money and attention are taking advantage of that absence now.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Every time Sean gets called fat

75 percent of Nick's problems would go away if he put down the bottle. The other 25 percent would be if he could deal with people shittalking him online, either it be insults, fanfic, or just generally being hostile, the way sean does. I wonder what started first, nick's obsession with his farm's thread or the alcoholic-tier drinking.

 

[Vect]

Sean handled the Gunt appearance quite well, seemed to completely disarm him. Not a single hollaring to be had. Balldo is probably seething that everything was cordial.

I was going to say they share a generation, but I have to keep reminding myself Ralph is in his 30s.

Regardless, new Rekieta is best Rekieta.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

75 percent of Nick's problems would go away if he put down the bottle. The other 25 percent would be if he could deal with people shittalking him online, either it be insults, fanfic, or just generally being hostile, the way sean does. I wonder what started first, nick's obsession with his farm's thread or the alcoholic-tier drinking.

Well he's always been a drinker, but it worsened severely when his thread switched from constant adoration, to harsh criticism of his debauchery. A little of both I would say.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I legitimately wish Sean a million dollars. His ability to interact with people, whether they be friendly or hostile, is leagues above what Rekieta can ever hope to achieve. Every time Sean gets called fat, he shrugs it off, every time Rekieta gets called a cuck, he talks about it for half an hour and takes a shot in between every word.

Nick's best line of defense to come to his rescue from the kiwi Santa Claus? ETHAN RALPH.

The guy who told his mom to "suck ma dick" when begging him to take her to the doctor for a life/death matter, that's the best Liquid Nick can bring to his aid.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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I was going to say they share a generation, but I have to keep reminding myself Ralph is in his 30s.

Regardless, new Rekieta is best Rekieta.

Sean's in his 30s as well. His gray hair betrays him

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Well he's always been a drinker, but it worsened severely when his thread switched from constant adoration, to harsh criticism of his debauchery. A little of both I would say.

that's true and I know of people irl who they had a similar thing with alcohol as nick. They used to be able to drink and control themselves and one day they get to the point where they had to quit. That's pretty wild if it turns out that people shitposting/writing fanfic/being mean to nick on his farms threads caused him to lose his ability to control the drinking. It just seems insane to me we're a forum of, what? 2-3k users? and its only a fraction of that that posts regularly or views this thread. Nick used to be getting MILLIONS of views on his videos you mean to tell me he would have spiraled out like this if there was a similar thread on SomethingAwful or GameFAQs? I genuinely can't understand why once the thread went sour on him he didn't just close the tab and never come back. If he had continued putting out good legal content he would be in a position to point and laugh at all the wagies on the brokedick farms in private while continuing to enjoy his success and money.

He torpedoed his life over what could be dismissed as a couple hundred shitposters.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph used to take trips to Vegas to lose money, off-stream, like a sap. BMJ gets paid to gamble on stream like a Chad.

Not only on stream, he does not read or give a fuck about what KF is, or even about the youtube clippers.

BMJ is the true sigma lolcow, always on the grind.

 

[Vect]

Sean's in his 30s as well.

HE IS??

 

[DumbDude43]

And lets stick Rekieta in, since it's his thread - how would he fare?

the gamba works for bmj because he has the safety net of his parents to fall back on when he turns his own finances into a wasteland again.
i dont know how rekeitas arrangement works, if he can take mortgages or loans on the house. maybe the trust fund would be a similar safety net, maybe whoever runs the fund could even make it so that it pays to kayla to stop nick from gambling it all away?
as for ralph, he has none of these things so if he were to go the BMJ route he would actually end up homeless.

that's true and I know of people irl who they had a similar thing with alcohol as nick. They used to be able to drink and control themselves and one day they get to the point where they had to quit. That's pretty wild if it turns out that people shitposting/writing fanfic/being mean to nick on his farms threads caused him to lose his ability to control the drinking. It just seems insane to me we're a forum of, what? 2-3k users? and its only a fraction of that that posts regularly or views this thread. Nick used to be getting MILLIONS of views on his videos you mean to tell me he would have spiraled out like this if there was a similar thread on SomethingAwful or GameFAQs? I genuinely can't understand why once the thread went sour on him he didn't just close the tab and never come back. If he had continued putting out good legal content what's said here would have never affected his bottom line.

He torpedoed his life over what could be dismissed as a couple hundred shitposters.

i think he's extra butthurt about kf turning on him because kf is part of how he got his start in streaming. this place followed the maddox lolsuit, this place follows greer, this place was kind of the headquarters of the vic side during that whole thing, and during all of these eras kiwi users supported his stream a lot.
this site abandoning him hurts because this is where he came from. before the normie rittenhouse and depp trial audience there was kf, before the wine moms there was kf. kf was a big part of what carried him through his early streaming career.

 

[P5Fever]

So where do we see Rackets in a year? I feel like he’s gonna end himself up in the hospital sooner than later. Then cope streaming after the fact.

 

[Telemeter]

as for ralph, he has none of these things so if he were to go the BMJ route he would actually end up homeless.

Not to mention he just wouldn't be able to do it cause he cant handle so much public felting due to his thin skin.

BMJ is hide is made of iron when it comes to taking L's. He's like a honey badger.

So where do we see Rackets in a year? I feel like he’s gonna end himself up in the hospital sooner than later. Then cope streaming after the fact.

If what he was saying about a 106-107 fever were true, he would already be in the hospital and likely brain damaged, and not from the alcohol.