Culture Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab” - are the fires of hell a'glowing?

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Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab”
by James Hibberd (February 27, 2024).
An “immersive experience” that promised to transport Willy Wonka fans into a “magical realm” has turned out to be such an epic letdown that customers called the police and compared the attraction to a meth lab.

The U.K. event was titled Willy’s Chocolate Experience and charged customers $44 each (photos below). The attraction was not affiliated with the Warner Bros. movie Wonka, though the event’s marketing came as close as possible to suggesting it was based on author Roald Dahl’s creation. The ad copy invited fans to journey to “a universe where confectionary dreams are brought to life” that included “mind-expanding projections, optical marvels and exhibits that transport you into the realm of creativity” and “wondrous creations and enchanting surprises at every turn!”

The event organizers apparently used artificial intelligence to generate promotional images that suggested a very high-quality attraction, which looked just like the immersive and trippy Wonka-esque world that the ad copy promised. But the result was somewhat different, and ticket buyers needed pure imagination to think it looked anything like a fantastical chocolate factory.

As reported by The Guardian, customers showed up in Glasgow to find “a sparsely decorated warehouse with a scattering of plastic props, a small bouncy castle and some backdrops pinned against the walls.” Scotland police were even called to the scene, the event shut down and parents said their children were in tears. All the event lacked was a man in top hat telling customers: “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

Photos from the event went viral online comparing what was promised to what was delivered:

Of course, one could argue that a Willy Wonka-inspired event that ended with angry parents and crying children is more authentic to Dahl’s novel than any of the recent Wonka movies.

The Guardian added that event organizers refunded tickets and apologized for the “very stressful and frustrating day,” telling customers, “Unfortunately, last minute we were let down in many areas of our event and tried our best to continue on and push through and now realise we probably should have cancelled first thing this morning instead.”

And so shines a good apology in a weary world.
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Gods, even for Glasgow this is depressing.
This makes me wonder how the Alien attraction worked out in practice. I've seen a bit of footage of the picadilly walkthrough that was the successor and that seemed okay
 
Maybe someone can post this later bc I can't find it myself, but twitter has the recount of the Meth Lab Oompa Loompa lady who claims they were cheated about the job too. She thought they had been signed up for something else (she's a yoga instructor for kids, btw) expecting something more different. Her face is because she was fed up by how much people have been scammed and they were never paid for their job at the end.
 
I can even understand boomers not picking up on the AI art clues, but if they promise "RARCH CRAMY BUALLLL" where it probably was supposed to be "RICH CREAMERY BUTTER" that's probably a hint something's up
This is the part where I remind you that a significant percentage of the population of most western countries are functionally illiterate. It's entirely possible that these morons actually can't read well enough to discern nonsense English from actual English.
Kind of fucking scary to think about.
 
If I can play cringebaby's advocate for a moment, I don't think the families went here expecting anything amazing. I imagine they thought it'd be something more akin to a Carnie or cheap mall stand. This... looks like a MadTV skit. The Oompa Loompa Stripper is what really has me going from laughing to feeling bad for them; that is not appropriate for kids. She's clearly not having a good time either, but I can't imagine (heh) that the parents figured they'd be taking their kids to see what looks like a prostitute in a meth lab.

Calling the cops is dumb (ya got scammed. It happens to everyone at some point), but I just don't see this as "Retards deserve to lose their money". That's people who still buy Sports Games.
 
This makes me wonder how the Alien attraction worked out in practice. I've seen a bit of footage of the picadilly walkthrough that was the successor and that seemed okay
Alien War?


H O L Y F U C K

That was unlike anything prior or since. Did the touring version in Kiltniggerville and it was one of the most unironically terrifying experiences I've ever had.

Pure lightning in a bottle.
 
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I can't imagine (heh) that the parents figured they'd be taking their kids to see what looks like a prostitute in a meth lab.

Calling the cops is dumb (ya got scammed. It happens to everyone at some point), but I just don't see this as "Retards deserve to lose their money". That's people who still buy Sports Games.

I'm also of that mind, considering there's an extra level of "weird/creep" factor deliberately brought into something marketed for kids, like the meth lab looking shit and the dude in the horror mask holding up/hiding behind a mirror in the brief video clip.

If they showed up to sparse, cheap decor, a couple ball pits and an empty convention hall, dashcon-style, I'd have no sympathy for the parents. But even with the lowest possible expectations, I don't anyone expected to be taking their kids to some retard's wannabe irl-horror-ARG
 
This is the part where I remind you that a significant percentage of the population of most western countries are functionally illiterate. It's entirely possible that these morons actually can't read well enough to discern nonsense English from actual English.
Kind of fucking scary to think about.
And the powers that be encourage this shit, but that's another rant for another time.
 
It speaks wonders to the average UK retard that these parents saw a AI generated ad which didn't even bother to have proper english and went "yeah this sounds legit".

A fool and his money are easely parted.
I can even understand boomers not picking up on the AI art clues, but if they promise "RARCH CRAMY BUALLLL" where it probably was supposed to be "RICH CREAMERY BUTTER" that's probably a hint something's up
I'd just assume it was Paisley.
 
All the articles mention a horrifying chrome mask but no one is posting a fucking picture of it.
 
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Daily reminder that for an Irn bru and a bag of chips you could force your superior English shaft up this flower of Scotlands anus and stir last night's haggis
 
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