Culture Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab” - are the fires of hell a'glowing?

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Willy Wonka Immersive Event Leaves Kids in Tears: “It Looks Like a Meth Lab”
by James Hibberd (February 27, 2024).
An “immersive experience” that promised to transport Willy Wonka fans into a “magical realm” has turned out to be such an epic letdown that customers called the police and compared the attraction to a meth lab.

The U.K. event was titled Willy’s Chocolate Experience and charged customers $44 each (photos below). The attraction was not affiliated with the Warner Bros. movie Wonka, though the event’s marketing came as close as possible to suggesting it was based on author Roald Dahl’s creation. The ad copy invited fans to journey to “a universe where confectionary dreams are brought to life” that included “mind-expanding projections, optical marvels and exhibits that transport you into the realm of creativity” and “wondrous creations and enchanting surprises at every turn!”

The event organizers apparently used artificial intelligence to generate promotional images that suggested a very high-quality attraction, which looked just like the immersive and trippy Wonka-esque world that the ad copy promised. But the result was somewhat different, and ticket buyers needed pure imagination to think it looked anything like a fantastical chocolate factory.

As reported by The Guardian, customers showed up in Glasgow to find “a sparsely decorated warehouse with a scattering of plastic props, a small bouncy castle and some backdrops pinned against the walls.” Scotland police were even called to the scene, the event shut down and parents said their children were in tears. All the event lacked was a man in top hat telling customers: “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

Photos from the event went viral online comparing what was promised to what was delivered:

Of course, one could argue that a Willy Wonka-inspired event that ended with angry parents and crying children is more authentic to Dahl’s novel than any of the recent Wonka movies.

The Guardian added that event organizers refunded tickets and apologized for the “very stressful and frustrating day,” telling customers, “Unfortunately, last minute we were let down in many areas of our event and tried our best to continue on and push through and now realise we probably should have cancelled first thing this morning instead.”

And so shines a good apology in a weary world.
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This is dumb. Anyone with half a brain could see this was the movie-themed equivalent of those shitty 'Santa's Wonderland' things that get put on every year, to initial fanfare and then subsequent inevitable disappointment, mithering from dumb parents and wailing and gnashing of toddler teeth.

Going to, being bitterly disappointed by and then subsequent complaining vociferously about these events is as traditional a Bongland pastime as cheese rolling, bog snorkelling or blacking oneself up for Bonfire night. We all read the stories every year and delight in the schadenfreude, there was never any chance this event was going to go any other way.

It sucks they didn't communicate that they were shutting down to people who were expecting to turn up and find it open, but that's equally unsurprising, really. Anyone who bought their kids to this expecting it to be actually good or to ha e decent communication from the organisers is a serious retard who probably shouldn't have been allowed to breed in the first place. This literally happens every year at Christmas, somewhere in the country. Why would this event be any different just because it's Wonka-themed instead of Christmassy? Fuck, Bri'ish people are so thick sometimes.
These kinds of events are a regular thing for you guys? Over here we just take our toddlers to the mall and force them to sit in a bearded stranger’s lap on Christmas. It’s a much cheaper method of traumatizing them.
 
These kinds of events are a regular thing for you guys? Over here we just take our toddlers to the mall and force them to sit in a bearded stranger’s lap on Christmas. It’s a much cheaper method of traumatizing them.
Not necessarily a regular thing (that's an assumption on my part though — I don't own crotch goblins so I only really hear about these things through the inevitable media bitch fest that follows, maybe there are loads and they're mostly quietly successful?). But it happens like, every goddamn year at christmas so anyone assuming this would be different just because they'd licensed some Roald Dahl IP is a thicko whose kids deserve to have been disappointed.
 
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These kinds of events are a regular thing for you guys? Over here we just take our toddlers to the mall and force them to sit in a bearded stranger’s lap on Christmas. It’s a much cheaper method of traumatizing them.
At Christmas there's always a story about some painted plywood trees and a donkey with a cardboard antler stapled to its head. Clockwork.
 
Not necessarily a regular thing (that's an assumption on my part though — I don't own crotch goblins so I only really hear about these things through the inevitable media bitch fest that follows, maybe there are loads and they're mostly quietly successful?). But it happens like, every goddamn year at christmas so anyone assuming this would be different just because they'd licensed some Roald Dahl IP is a thicko whose kids deserve to have been disappointed.

At Christmas there's always a story about some painted plywood trees and a donkey with a cardboard antler stapled to its head. Clockwork.
Mayne im just drunk but this seems like a great scam. I could pull off something like this. It just needs a new angle so I can run it year round. Something like “The Skibidee Toilet Adventure.” Now every child can experience their favorite youtube series come to life for just $100 per person. All I need is like 5 broken toilets and some styrofoam heads.
 
The local Facebook family/parenting groups were ALIVE but he's told everyone their refunds are conditional on not saying anything on social media etc so it's all been pulled. Fucking hilarious. He pulled a similar scam couple Christmases ago with stolen toys and under a previous corporate shield put on genuinely the worst Easter Egg hunt I've attended another few years ago. He is our local peddler of broken dreams. For some reason this particular scam event has gone viral though, so perhaps he might need to lay low for a bit.
 
These kinds of events are a regular thing for you guys? Over here we just take our toddlers to the mall and force them to sit in a bearded stranger’s lap on Christmas. It’s a much cheaper method of traumatizing them.
Last time I took the kids it was "Santa's town" and it was definitely not this.

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To be fair, I think it might be sponsored by Coca Cola (I know there are more than one event like this), but feel ashamed we put more passion into it here in the third world. Come on, a Willy Wonka factory can't be that different from a Santa's Workshop. Props to the organizers for bringing snow to S. America in the middle of the summer for total immersion.
 
The local Facebook family/parenting groups were ALIVE but he's told everyone their refunds are conditional on not saying anything on social media etc so it's all been pulled. Fucking hilarious. He pulled a similar scam couple Christmases ago with stolen toys and under a previous corporate shield put on genuinely the worst Easter Egg hunt I've attended another few years ago. He is our local peddler of broken dreams. For some reason this particular scam event has gone viral though, so perhaps he might need to lay low for a bit.

I just KNEW whoever was behind it would've had a hand in one of those Christmas shitfests too. What those poor parents don't realise is that Facebook rants or no, 90% of them won't get their money back anyway, and pulling their posts is only going to give him enough breathing space to get away with it again.

Good to know he's got form with stuff like this, he must have been chuffed to realise he could make this scam work year-round. Care to name the hero in question? I eagerly await reports of carnage and dismay at his upcoming Easter/Mayday/Solstice/Remembrance Day Wonderland event [delete as appropriate].
 
The local Facebook family/parenting groups were ALIVE but he's told everyone their refunds are conditional on not saying anything on social media etc so it's all been pulled. Fucking hilarious. He pulled a similar scam couple Christmases ago with stolen toys and under a previous corporate shield put on genuinely the worst Easter Egg hunt I've attended another few years ago. He is our local peddler of broken dreams. For some reason this particular scam event has gone viral though, so perhaps he might need to lay low for a bit.
Deets on the stolen toys Christmas scam and terrible egg hunt?
 
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This is dumb. Anyone with half a brain could see this was the movie-themed equivalent of those shitty 'Santa's Wonderland' things that get put on every year, to initial fanfare and then subsequent inevitable disappointment, mithering from dumb parents and wailing and gnashing of toddler teeth.
I have to chuckle because there's a hideously overpriced winter theme park in my area with that same name. Granted, there's a whole lot more than an empty warehouse but somehow draws massive crowds every year.
 
Fuck, Bri'ish people are so thick sometimes.
Oh, they knew deep down. Little secret on British culture, they crave and seek disappointment, because it’s something to gossip and complain about.

It’s a shame because with some money behind it, the entire conceit of allowing kids to experiment with flavours and be properly educated in the art and history of chocolate with a ‘Wonka’ style tour and series of events would be amazing. It can be set at the ‘start’ of his career so everything is small scale and managable prototypes. You can even get a molecular gastronomer to recreate sections of the chocolate garden for people to pick at and try.
 
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