DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The problem is that even if you are entirely neutral with Phil and truly objective with facts and without any kind of personal takes, he still comes off as an asshole and a despicable person who became a living joke because of his own incompetence, and that's something he doesn't get.

* Only child from a upper-middle class family
* Nothing remarkable during his school years aside being the valedictorian in high school
* Got a reputation on the FGC for being an insufferable troll who tried way too hard to be a WWF-esque person and couldn't back up his claims because he sucked
- Despite having some locals under his belt, none of them are remarkable
- His biggest accomplishment (4th place at EVO) was during a tournament that pros actively decided not to enter, which Phil took advantage of
* Was in the right place at the right time when YouTube gaming videos started to become popular and fully took advantage of the algorithm (although unintentionally)
- Even back in the day, he was divisive and wasn't as well respected as he now tries to claim (even back in 2011-2012 he was complaining about trolls and blocking comments)
- Some people legit used to think he was playing a character because he was that retarded, so he wasn't an authority on the gaming community
* Failed to adapt and get with the times (direct capture), often insulting other creators like Pewdiepie just for existing and becoming more popular while he was bleeding subs and views
* Started dating PandaLee, a fan, shortly after she turned 18, and even if you want to say that Phil isn't a pedo and that she was an adult when they started dating, there's no excuse for her being barely over 18 and Phil being like 10 years older than her
* Project 7, which failed because he kept using the money on himself, refused to pay the editors and lied about them saying no and even got mad when people preferred John Rambo over him
* Allienated so many fans on his forums that they became haters, thus TIHYDP
* Refused to take a joke which (by his own current words) had valid criticisms, especially since Phil claimed to be a true gamer and a pro back then
* Eventually destroyed his friendship with Rambo and Panda ran away
* Faded into obscurity, only gaining notoriety again because he was beating off on the only room with a camera on his house, which happened to be on
* Never changed or learned to take criticism, also never stopped attacking other creators and still felt entitled to success despite being way behind his contemporaries
* Became a hardcore e-begger, often doing fundraisers for himself and more often than not using the money on other things or just being dishonest about money, which prompted people to start keeping a record on his income
* Started dating Kat, another fan of his and married her
* It was revealed that he makes enough money to live off decently, but still cried poor every time and guilt-tripping his audience became a regular thing. This also happened to match his claims of playing mobile games
* Declared bankruptcy and lied on his filing, somehow got away with it
* His bank leaks and a shitload of "circumstancial evidence" effectively proved that he's spent +100k on WWE Champions and continues to do so
* To this day continues being a shithead to his audience, insulting other creators, developers and basically everyone that offends him slightly in any capacity while still claiming he's better than other creators, continues e-begging and guilt tripping his audience
(May be out of order but you get the idea)

Even IF you decide to ignore all the context that led to Phil going from semi-respected figure on the YouTube gaming community to lonely almost-was streamer with a big hatewatch audience and just say that "oh, then his views started to dwindle because that's life I guess" and basically make a puff-piece that paints Phil as an honest guy who lost prominence due to no fault of his own, or luck, or sticking to his methods and not wanting to become mainstream, there is still the issue that to this day he's still not a good guy. It's the same thing that happened to Wings after the Boogie fight: people cheered for him, saw how he truly is on stream and left. You can make a multi-millionaire publicity campaign for Phil and it will still fail because he's an asshole. I'm sure that by now Joon has realized that Phil downright lied or omitted important details about his career, so even if Joon doesn't feel insulted by this and still tries to go with a 100% Phil-sided documentary, he still has to say that Phil is a retard who had money, popularity and influence and still fucked it all up because of his ego.

Also, "decline" is actually the right word to describe Phil. I don't have the graph, but he's been losing views since at least a decade and he's been begging for views and engagement ever since, hence why he adopted direct capture and decided to sell it as a novelty rather than the absolute bare minimum for a gaming youtuber
 
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The problem is that even if you are entirely neutral with Phil and truly objective with facts and without any kind of personal takes, he still comes off as an asshole and a despicable person who became a living joke because of his own incompetence, and that's something he doesn't get.
It’s always fun when a new channel/streamer discovers Phil, the latest one was this guy called Josh Prime.

And every time the reaction is the same: “WTF?! What is his problem?! How the F can he sit there and snort/be rude/beg and be this bad at games??”

No Phil doesn’t molest or physically hurt anyone. But any reasonable person who looks at his channel can’t help but feel disgust and disbelief.

Isn't the term escort reserved for more high class affairs than your common street walker whore? Jenna seems very much on the latter end of the spectrum.
I believe that the term “escort” applies to how you make the arrangement, and not the perceived quality of the sex worker.

Hence Jenna= Escort.
 
It’s always fun when a new channel/streamer discovers Phil, the latest one was this guy called Josh Prime.

And every time the reaction is the same: “WTF?! What is his problem?! How the F can he sit there and snort/be rude/beg and be this bad at games??”

No Phil doesn’t molest or physically hurt anyone. But any reasonable person who looks at his channel can’t help but feel disgust and disbelief.


I believe that the term “escort” applies to how you make the arrangement, and not the perceived quality of the sex worker.

Hence Jenna= Escort.
My grandpa always said “A crack whore is a ho, a coke head is an escort.” He was a wise man. Died when i was 6
 
It’s always fun when a new channel/streamer discovers Phil, the latest one was this guy called Josh Prime.

And every time the reaction is the same: “WTF?! What is his problem?! How the F can he sit there and snort/be rude/beg and be this bad at games??”

No Phil doesn’t molest or physically hurt anyone. But any reasonable person who looks at his channel can’t help but feel disgust and disbelief.


I believe that the term “escort” applies to how you make the arrangement, and not the perceived quality of the sex worker.

Hence Jenna= Escort.
To be fair Josh Prime did some videos on DSP. On his gaming chanel he made fun of his struggle with Armored Core and he also made one on his other channel about his 15 year of begging. And he promised to laugh at Phil's Elden ring gameplay. Well, the normal reaction of any normie who discovers Phil "yup it's a retard" or "I can't believe he is that dumb". Phil's legacy in a nutshell besides jerking his micro penne on stream
 
To be fair. How can anyone not have any form of negative opinion on phil if you looked into him. Not even counting WWE Champs, just seeing how he acted on SRK forums, his YouTube videos, his own stories where everyone around him a idiot, and then how he treats his own stream chat. It would be impossible to not at least say "he's a douche"
I'd argue you don't even need to go that deep, just have them watch a few minutes from any of his streams. hell years ago i had no idea what a DSP was till i stumbled on one of his videos while looking for a solution to a puzzle, because Im not pro at vidya. 10 minutes later I absolutely hated him and wanted my time back.
 
Isn't the term escort reserved for more high class affairs than your common street walker whore? Jenna seems very much on the latter end of the spectrum.
Sir, I will have you know Jenna is an Officer of the Law

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Can’t help but have respect for the kind of dedication that would make a guy LITERALLY stick his dick in crazyvag, take pics and write a sizable report on said crazyvag.

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I don’t think that was the first ho he had kept with. It was more horniness than dedication, but it enriched the lore and i respect that.
 
I don’t think that was the first ho he had kept with. It was more horniness than dedication, but it enriched the lore and i respect that.
It would have been pretty legend if he had been a virgin.

And btw: For those who think Jenna is particularly nasty, Jenna is a 9/10 compared to actual street hookers.

There was this YouTube channel I used to watch with a Hispanic guy who’d pick up street hookers and post it.

That was his entire channel.

And the worst part: HE USED TO JEW THESE WOMEN HARD. He’d offer them 20$, and then when they pulled up into a side street, he’d go: “Awww shiiiat! Only have 15$ is it ok?” And these chicks would of course go “yeah whatever” since three tiny rocks is better than nothing.

(He’d have the audacity to sometimes complain about the quality of the blowjob HE HAD PAID 10 OR 15$ for.)

Don’t know why I’m posting it here, just remembered a fucked up youtuber that made me chuckle and shake my head simultaneously. Give me them autist stickers.

(Sadly the channel got yeeted, and I never thought about archiving it.)
 
New people discovering Phil is always hilarious. Their immediate reactions are always "Is this guy playing some character?" or "Holy shit this guy is a fucking inept retard." and no one is telling them how to feel about Phil except Phil himself. Of course DSP never understands this concept and thinks that the moment someone hears about him the trolls all flood their DMs with slanderous libel that he should sue over, but won't because he is a nice guy, he could win though.

Really is amazing how he fails to realize looking like a slovenly unwashed bum constantly berating your chat ISN'T a good look.
To be fair. How can anyone not have any form of negative opinion on phil if you looked into him. Not even counting WWE Champs, just seeing how he acted on SRK forums, his YouTube videos, his own stories where everyone around him a idiot, and then how he treats his own stream chat. It would be impossible to not at least say "he's a douche"
That was different times dood, everyone was an asshole ahnline, we were just immature kids.

I am 99% sure the tough guy acts were all massive in-jokes to hype up tournaments and competitions, and Phi being the socially regarded moron he is took it all too serious.
Se he got the Sons of Kojima well, was Phil's yearbook known about before? I know someone called up his school to confirm he was valedictorian but hadn't seen his yearbook pictures.
Not sure if it was, curious what information can be discerned from it though.
 
Se he got the Sons of Kojima well, was Phil's yearbook known about before? I know someone called up his school to confirm he was valedictorian but hadn't seen his yearbook pictures.


New game = More money, obviously. That is the only metric Phil uses which is why he won't just play stuff that's on gamepass and shells out at least $300 a month in new games. Not even sure why he doesn't put that money towards more WWE pulls when new games really don't net him any sort of bump in viewership.
Is the SOK well still up and running with a visible nameplate? That'd be awesome and hilarious at the same time. They did something great even if inadvertently that far outlasted them.
 
I didn't expect to keep topping last summer's excitement of Dave buying 3 new shirts at some deeply discounted outlet store, but every month I'm gifted with more clothing news that makes me snort.
Who needs to waste money on new clothes, if you can just wear the old pieces of your wife, who is ballooning to double her previous size.
The awful cardigan is probably from Khat.
 
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