Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Great General Ri Shin]

it’s always shocking to me that trannies manage to have so much to lose. Wives, families, decent jobs. I know most of these freaks are old as hell but it’s kind of sad to see how far in life they get before whatever demon lying dormant in them is inevitably released as they have a futa-rape goonsesh at 43 or so.

 

[PandaChai]

I thought you were joking but...wow.
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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Hentai inspired horrors beyond, etc
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Yikes got a bonus hole and a girl cock, I bet he thinks he can fuck himself too. Just imagine they already take themselves out the gene pool now they he's planning on dating himself out the dating pool too.

It's not just hot flashes that can happen. It's hot flashes, cold flashes, nausea, headaches/migraines, extreme moodiness. I don't know why anyone would want this voluntarily. I

Your using logic and troons don't use logic, he thinks he's going to transition into a 17 year old cute girl. So he won't have to worry about all these flashes and such. He would also get thrown under the troon bus if he said anything about them afterwards which could prevent others from going this route

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you just made this retarded scenario about "fuck a tranny or the heckin pupper/kitty get shot", how many people would claim they'd take the stinkditch to pound town? Do the kiwis pretend to love random animals so much they'll swallow their burning hatred of troons for the good of the pets? Are their morals that easily bent and broken?

No. We suck dick for pussy (and puppy).

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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I imagine i'd be easier to physically force myself to eat a regular human dick than a rotting wound full of puss.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

I thought you were joking but...wow.
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Look at Tony barley concealing the humiliation. He's thinking he should be with a real woman, goddammit. I bet when he and Zac have sex when Tony cooms, he yells angrily at Zac "Take that!!!"

 

[AMHOLIO]

Look at Tony barley concealing the humiliation. He's thinking he should be with a real woman, goddammit. I bet when he and Zac have sex when Tony cooms, he yells angrily at Zac "Take that!!!"

He had bottom surgery, so he more rolls his eyes and likely makes a mocking orgasim sound as his fiancee who also had bottom surgery has a little bit of sexual pleasure left and makes a fake satisfied sound. Then Tony rolls over and gets up to tweet angrily.

 

[Operation Mincemeat]

I reckon this counts as an L

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Hopefully they're taking him somewhere with plenty of Seroquel and CBT

 

[Fapcop]

I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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Welp… Just pull the trigger?

Nah, but seriously: Under protest and with a gun to my head, I think I’d go for the D.

Mostly because I can’t even imagine the horror and stench of the stink ditch.

Fuck, if all vaginas had hair growing on the inside, I’d probably go permanently homo as a somewhat reluctant top.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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Since I'm a sucker for puppies and kittens being not horribly murdered, I'll just deal with being temporarily bisexual.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Since I'm a sucker for puppies and kittens being not horribly murdered, I'll just deal with being temporarily bisexual.

As a man, once you suck a dick, you're forever gay.

There is no such as being temporarily bisexual, only temporarily AIDS-less

 

[DavidS877]

As a man, once you suck a dick, you're forever gay.

There is no such as being temporarily bisexual, only temporarily AIDS-less

You fuck one goat...

 

[Boson]

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How does dating a bisexual woman as a “”lesbian“” make you any less a “”lesbian”” you coombrained dumbass. it strikes me as gross that he only wants Pure lesbians or gold star ones, all things considered.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It would have been insanely bad optics to have a "trans day of vengeance" immediately after a school shooting where the perpetrator was trans. The trannies had a rare, brief moment of lucidity and realized "wait, that sounds really horrible... maybe we shouldn't do that."

But of course, in typical tranny fashion, they only called it off because they knew it would be bad PR, and not because it was, you know, abhorrently evil or anything.

I'm still kind of amazed they managed to pull the plug on it so widely and so universally, you'd think there'd have been some stragglers who didnt get the event cancelled-memo busting forth...maybe that gives a clue to how top down led the whole thing is.
they were waiting on...something.
i do wonder if it had any impetus on Audrey Hale and did inspire her but she was just so fucked in the head she went off before hand.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I found Lord Farquaad.
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He asked for makeup tips and the other trannies just straight up told him he needs surgery on that jaw of his.

When he came out his best friend, a guy, told him he's mentally ill and dropped him.
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My best friend is transphobic

A few months before I came out to my friends, my best friend sat across from me and argued how he believes trans people are mentally ill. My stance was - you're only calling it a mental illness because you don't understand what it's like to live with it and he's one of those people that's already shaking his head before you finish your sentence. He made his stance very clear.

I came out a few months ago and he was the person I was most afraid to tell because I already knew his stance on the situation. He got the hints I was giving him and asked another friend is I was trans. My other friend said yes and he said, "He's still my friend."

It's been 3 months and we hardly speak. We went from hanging out every weekend, maybe every other, to absolutely nothing. A part of me thinks I'm over reacting but he LITERALLY told me that he's transphobic back on that day. If the situation was reversed, and I said that trans people are just mentally ill, I would've talked to him IMMEDIATELY and apologized and offered my support.

I'm just heartbroken that I was clearly under the misconception that we were like family.

If the situation was reversed, and I said that trans people are just mentally ill, I would've talked to him IMMEDIATELY and apologized and offered my support.

Another one that can't grasp theory of mind well.

Oh and he has a before/after pic

 

[AfghanBlue]

lmao.
(after what turned out to be a short way throuhg reading) i decided to save this to post- I was going to simply title it 'L after L after L after L'.

it was only after my computer paused and then the above preview showed up, that i realised QUITE how many L's we were dealing with here.
so i've popped it in a

Spoiler: spoiler

 

[Kumquat]

I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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I'll sound like a heartless bastard for saying this, and it hurts because I love animals more than anything, but I don't think I'd make the sacrifice for a puppy and kitten.

But, for the sake of the hypothetical, and to answer the question, if it was really a choice, and I had to pick either a real penis or a stinkditch, I'd do what any logical man would do and take one for the team with the penis. At least the penis is a real organ, functions, and if the man bathes regularly, won't be so horrible. It's like comparing a bowl of chocolate ice-cream to a bowl of feces. Sure, I might not like chocolate ice-cream, I might even be allergic to chocolate ice-cream, but at least it's food and it's edible. It's still infinitely preferable to literal shit.

 

[Vampirella]

lmao.
(after what turned out to be a short way throuhg reading) i decided to save this to post- I was going to simply title it 'L after L after L after L'.
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it was only after my computer paused and then the above preview showed up, that i realised QUITE how many L's we were dealing with here.
so i've popped it in a

Spoiler: spoiler

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I would love to hear the story from his bisexual friend's side. How pushy was he with his outfits, and sending nudes.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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How to tell the children? Here's a bit of drama in the making.

A troon teaching at a children’s dance studio?

I hope the mothers are keeping *very* close watch.

 

[Larry Trainor]

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At first I was going to skip this due to the length but holy shit I'm glad I read it. How in the world do you happily sit by and watch as EVERYONE in your life leaves you due to a dumbass decision you can easily reverse and then have a pity party over it? How could a brave and stunning "woman" with a username like "Bite My Grimy Fleshy Ass" ever possibly not be seen as female by all the people in his life?

Spoiler: Sperging

This guy is a danger to himself and those around him. I especially like how he LOVES his transgender therapist who only affirms him. He'll never get the real help he needs as long as he keeps with him. Dude is gonna be attending "skimpy trans queer clothing" events wearing leather skirts and pink plush cat collars in his 60s to try and mask his loneliness and desire for human interaction since no other group of people would want to be with him.

God, imagine losing that many friends in such a short time period and thinking "it must be everyone else who is wrong!". Let alone the fact so many of them appeared to be actual women he scared away. Just clean yourself up, get a stable job, engage in some hobbies you enjoy that keep you healthy and stimulate your mind/creativity and work on improving your self confidence. Meet people who have interests outside of "ZOMG ur tranzz?? ohemgee #MeToo XD I luv my transisters, you beautiful Girliezzz" and watch as your trans identity falls apart when you have real things to look forward to beyond being gendered correctly. Apologize and make amends.

These morons will live just fine for 20-50 years as their "icky birthsex" with their closeted cross dressing fetish and suddenly decide that if they don't larp NOW NOW NOW NOW they will kill themselves. Like, no. The thing that's going to end up killing you is the self inflicted depression you get when everyone distances themselves from you and your dating life falls apart forever. Madness. 625+ pages here and 5000+ in tranny sideshows and I STILL somehow read first hand accounts on here that make me go ???.