Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

What could make anxiety bad enough to be unable to hold your child, plus postpartum depression, a little better? How about strong stimulant medications? That should definitely help, right? Except Becky's stupid doctor won't just give a med-seeking patient meds and thinks stay-at-home moms maybe shouldn't be on stims all the time. What a sexist, ableist prick!


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Can't wait for the next saga where postpartum depression becomes postpartum psychosis.
 
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I really hope she's only got one psychiatrist and that he's not a pill mill type. If he's worth the paper his diplomas are written on, he'll look at her history, current presentation and go "lol, no."

If you do get the good ol amphetamines, Becky, enjoy your heart condition in the coming years.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
I really hope she's only got one psychiatrist and that he's not a pill mill type. If he's worth the paper his diplomas are written on, he'll look at her history, current presentation and go "lol, no."
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Sadly I will lay a wager that the "psychiatrist" is a nurse with a diploma mill DNP. Most are, these days.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
What could make anxiety bad enough to be unable to hold your child, plus postpartum depression, a little better? How about strong stimulant medications? That should definitely help, right? Except Becky's stupid doctor won't just give a med-seeking patient meds and thinks stay-at-home moms maybe shouldn't be on stims all the time. What a sexist, ableist prick!


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Can't wait for the next saga where postpartum depression becomes postpartum psychosis.
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Yonah's going to "demand some kind of treatment" and I bet that bastard is going to suggest therapy and management techniques. This poor Latine man. Why does the world hate him?
 
I can't believe that her fuckbuddy would misgender such a specimen of masculinity.


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The cord scenario and the electronics totally unprotected is hilarious. She spends a lot more time thinking about her appearance than anything about how they're going to deal with a Hannah who moves and has a will of her own. That kid is supposed to stay decorative forever. They'll probably have a playpen in every room of the house because they won't do anything to make it actually childproof, just stick the kid in baby jail while the reesome threesome "games."
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
She spends a lot more time thinking about her appearance than anything about how they're going to deal with a Hannah who moves and has a will of her own.
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She's vastly more concerned with her own appearance (even though she looks like a Goosebumps cover) than her own baby, who according to herself, when the baby cries, she curls up and starts shrieking trying to drown out the baby's crying.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
I can't believe that her fuckbuddy would misgender such a specimen of masculinity.


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I’d say you have to do some mothering before you can be a MILF. Also be someone that people would Like to Fuck.
Diana Moon Glampers said:
The cord scenario and the electronics totally unprotected is hilarious. She spends a lot more time thinking about her appearance than anything about how they're going to deal with a Hannah who moves and has a will of her own. That kid is supposed to stay decorative forever. They'll probably have a playpen in every room of the house because they won't do anything to make it actually childproof, just stick the kid in baby jail while the reesome threesome "games."
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She also has two dogs. I just hope she’s paid someone to house train them.
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She's vastly more concerned with her own appearance (even though she looks like a Goosebumps cover) than her own baby, who according to herself, when the baby cries, she curls up and starts shrieking trying to drown out the baby's crying.
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Fuck me, imagine living in that house. The baby screaming fit to burst, and Hannah also crying. I’d shoot myself after a day.
 
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she looks early 40s, but if she didn't have a newborn that she was proudly and aggressively neglecting i'd be like "good for you! love yourself, feel sexy." unfortunately we know the backstory.

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how about you start with parenting? does that qualify as a "parenting hobby?"
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Picking up a new hobby when the baby is 6 weeks old is the most amazing evidence we've yet seen that Becky isn't really tasked with any baby care at all.

In my house we still joke about the time I asked for supplies for a particular crafting hobby for a gift just before becoming a mom. Those supplies were untouched in a box when we moved out of that house, because there was never time for it in the next year.
 
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Why exactly are those parenting hobbies, Rebecca? I agree that they're indeed rather bougie, if by that you mean generally expensive to get into, but how are those parenting hobbies, outside of maybe scrapbooking for your kid?

Anyway, yeah Scrapbooking is my vote, Becky because it's expensive, time-consuming and tacky (at least how she'll do it will be). Feels appropriate for her. Wood carving is another great option. Sharp objects and lots of wood dust/shavings around a newborn has to be a great idea.
 
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Cover the face in that pic, and it's an unremarkable (if somewhat squat) middle-aged American body. If it belonged to a sane person with a friendly countenance, it'd be whatever. Good for you being confident you're still beautiful to your loving husband post-partum, didn't need to see you in your underpants, moving on.

But her face (lol) isn't just unfortunate, it's "gender-flipped retard Jason Voorhees bloated from rotting at the bottom of Crystal Lake." With limp algae for hair.
 
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she looks early 40s, but if she didn't have a newborn that she was proudly and aggressively neglecting i'd be like "good for you! love yourself, feel sexy." unfortunately we know the backstory.

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her kid would choke on the perler beads, those fuckers get everywhere
 
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her kid would choke on the perler beads, those fuckers get everywhere
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Yeah but perler bead art is almost universally hideous, and Becky will, no doubt, hang it all proudly around their McMansion. I'd love to see that, and the cucks won't say a thing.

And then when Hannah gets older and makes art she'll chimp about her art being replaced by (better) toddler art.
 
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