Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Did Nick lie about having a fever because he’s been shitting himself over today’s hearing? If so I wouldn’t expect him to do a stream until possibly Monday.
I could see him overdoing it with whichever substance to “take the edge off” and either calling it a fever or having to park his ass in an ice bath over seratonin syndrome
 
I don't have it on hand but the Randazza clip is earlier in the thread, I want to say it was at Porc Fest, and the Null clip was from a few MATI's ago where Null played the full clip of what Balldo said in comparison to what Balldo told him.
Thanks man!

Found it if anyone else is curious: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MyOQURhtakk

is lil Nicky going to stream tonight?
Doubt it.

Nick is a sick, sick man.

Also he’s apparently a bit under the weather and has a fever.
 
Did Nick lie about having a fever because he’s been shitting himself over today’s hearing?

I doubt that today's hearing has anything to do with it. Even the non-practicing blackface lawyer would realize the silliness over getting all worked up over this one appeal to the point he couldn't stream, especially since the results are still probably weeks away.

The way I remember things, he did seem nervous at points with the ethics complaints but not to the point of it impacting his streams or life. Although that feels like a lifetime ago and before he completely nosedived, I think he's shown that he is capable of handling certain things and waiting for the results. So my vote is the fatal fever is just more of the usual cuckoldry and substance abuse that has been fueling his self destruction and unrelated directly to Monty or today, although the Monty stress surely isn't helping anything.
 
Frankly, this thread shows why Patrick is the superior lolcow.

Pat degeneracy is much more contained, less in your face. balldo was fun for a bit, and the cucking etc but after a while it becomes disgusting.

Pat growing fatter is much more sustainable than manorexia. There's in no upper limit to fat but rekieta will eventually cease to exist.

Finally the collateral damage. Rekieta kids might suffer if he dies from anal prolapse or a mustang crash, and they are innocent, So are the the scandinavians prude and other people in nick's orbit. Meanwhile, if Pat crash and burn or oink his last , who suffers ? Nicky would be free, the only inconvenience being that she needs a new beard. Pat has no legal child, and all his """"friends""" are either crazies like shane noak and snackie or literally pedophiles like the SFWA gamg


Frankly, 2024 is the year of the pig
 
Frankly, this thread shows why Patrick is the superior lolcow.

Pat degeneracy is much more contained, less in your face. balldo was fun for a bit, and the cucking etc but after a while it becomes disgusting.

Pat growing fatter is much more sustainable than manorexia. There's in no upper limit to fat but rekieta will eventually cease to exist.

Finally the collateral damage. Rekieta kids might suffer if he dies from anal prolapse or a mustang crash, and they are innocent, So are the the scandinavians prude and other people in nick's orbit. Meanwhile, if Pat crash and burn or oink his last , who suffers ? Nicky would be free, the only inconvenience being that she needs a new beard. Pat has no legal child, and all his """"friends""" are either crazies like shane noak and snackie or literally pedophiles like the SFWA gamg


Frankly, 2024 is the year of the pig
Giving the award to a drunk, cucked, catfished coomer and watching the patposters mald, cope, and seethe over it is worth every vote.
 
Nooo stalker child, it is clearly your delusions taking over to believe Patrick could succeed in any race, let alone an Internet one! Enjoy making a kabillion dollars!

Also I'm gonna dark horse early and say someone in the immediate Daxipad sphere (Dax, Vito, Ralph, maybe Nick with the repeat but I doubt it) will take the full crown this year.
 
Nooo stalker child, it is clearly your delusions taking over to believe Patrick could succeed in any race, let alone an Internet one! Enjoy making a kabillion dollars!

Also I'm gonna dark horse early and say someone in the immediate Daxipad sphere (Dax, Vito, Ralph, maybe Nick with the repeat but I doubt it) will take the full crown this year.
I want to see one of the four dead by the end of the year. Ideally Ethan Ralph ends up starring in a Cartel video. Imagine the hollerin.
 
Giving the award to a drunk, cucked, catfished coomer and watching the patposters mald, cope, and seethe over it is worth every vote.
I’m a Patposter but Nick’s more of a tragicomedy than pure comedy, and I can appreciate a cow with pathos. Pat is just a fat retard and rake magnet.
 
I’m a Patposter but Nick’s more of a tragicomedy than pure comedy, and I can appreciate a cow with pathos. Pat is just a fat retard and rake magnet.
Rekieta is like a Greek tragedy. Fall from grace. Good lessons about humility and sexual depravation.

When Nick eventually passes out on stream because he drank himself into oblivion, there’s a 50/50 chance that a Greek chorus starts singing: “THERE LIES THE YOUTUBE LAW POPE! HUMBLED BY THE GODS! LARGE GREW HIS EGO, FELL BY THE BALDO!”

Patrick otoh is just a fat retard who never had much of a fall because he’s always been a fat retard.

I can see the attraction though.
 
Rekieta is like a Greek tragedy. Fall from grace. Good lessons about humility and sexual depravation.

When Nick eventually passes out on stream because he drank himself into oblivion, there’s a 50/50 chance that a Greek chorus starts singing: “THERE LIES THE YOUTUBE LAW POPE! HUMBLED BY THE GODS! LARGE GREW HIS EGO, FELL BY THE BALDO!”

Patrick otoh is just a fat retard who never had much of a fall because he’s always been a fat retard.

I can see the attraction though.
He used to be a best selling author with a wife and a kid on the way, until pringle cans john stole it all from him. Pat fall was over a decade ago unlike rekieta which is ongoing
 
Did Nick lie about having a fever because he’s been shitting himself over today’s hearing? If so I wouldn’t expect him to do a stream until possibly Monday.
He can probably console himself that Randazza definitely did a better job making his argument than Monty's lawyer did. That doesn't mean that Monty doesn't have a better case, though, regardless, nor does it mean that even if he wins, he'll win back down at the trial court, which is where this is inevitably going anyway.
 
He can probably console himself that Randazza definitely did a better job making his argument than Monty's lawyer did. That doesn't mean that Monty doesn't have a better case, though, regardless, nor does it mean that even if he wins, he'll win back down at the trial court, which is where this is inevitably going anyway.
Here's a question, Randazza likes SLAPP statutes due to being able to bill the party that isn't their client, but what happens if Monty has nothing to pay Randazza with? Does he end up being able to claw back fees from Balldo?
 
Did any time during oral arguments Nick made a joke about oral sex?
The lawyers did the speaking.

The practicing lawyers, that is.

I’m a Patposter but Nick’s more of a tragicomedy than pure comedy, and I can appreciate a cow with pathos. Pat is just a fat retard and rake magnet.
I haven't been following Pat too closely, but my understanding is that last year was basically:

Quasi got paid. Something something stalker child. He also got swatted a bunch (which I don't condone).

But maybe I'm missing something.

Here's a question, Randazza likes SLAPP statutes due to being able to bill the party that isn't their client, but what happens if Monty has nothing to pay Randazza with? Does he end up being able to claw back fees from Balldo?
It's my understanding that the fee shifting would only occur if Nick wins the appeal AND Judge Fisher dismissed the case on Colorado SLAPP grounds after it's sent back to her. In most (any?) other situations, it's each side bears their own costs (aka "The American System"). So Nick really needs to win on SLAPP grounds for this whole thing to not be a gigantic money sink for him.

Any of the the 3-4 lawyers in this thread will correct me if I'm wrong, I'm sure. IANAL.
 
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