Sean Patrick Martin / Sean P. Martin, Esq / Sean Martin / Potentially Criminal / @PotentiallyCriminal / Martin Media LLC / Martin Law Office LLC

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I saw Pepsiman bitching that Sean didn't read his super chat exactly, and I gotta say in Sean's defense he was doing his best to stay neutral with Ralph and didn't want to immediately shit talk him once he left, at least that's how it seemed to me. Though I personally think he should have read them fully anyways, he still put it on screen for everyone to enjoy so I don't care too much

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I'll say Sean handled everything decently, he didn't come off as hostile to Ralph but to me he tried to play everything off in a very lawyer way a fine line to walk and navigated Ralph neutrally. It's a difficult thing to do if you're aware of what Ralph is like.

Handling Ralph is like handling an IED inside of a feral hog. Sean did his best to not make any comments that would overtly trigger Ralph while still pushing back on him and even getting a "muh pantsu, muh vickers" at him.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Just found out he drives a fucking Subaru, @Null he will troon out immediately distance yourself from him. As we all know Subaru’s are the cars for lesbians.

Sean coin will plummet soon bros.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I fucking hope this thread remains stagnant so we don't have a repeat of the Nick Nosedive. The earth's crust might shatter if Sean hits it at terminal velocity.

 

[Father Balldo]

in before Sean shoves a model train between his ass cheeks

 

[Lidl Drip]

I don't think it's physically possible for him to put on a balldo, so it all should be good.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Just found out he drives a fucking Subaru, @Null he will troon out immediately distance yourself from him. As we all know Subaru’s are the cars for lesbians.

Sean coin will plummet soon bros.

I guess he could always trade it in for a shitty Mustang. I hear that’s what the real lawyers do.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I guess he could always trade it in for a shitty Mustang. I hear that’s what the real lawyers do.

No, those are for day drunks. Real lawyers have a totally not stolen Toyota Carolla, Honda Civic, or Nissan Stanza from a guy running a totally legit garage who bought a junker from some black or Latino guy for about 20 years before upgrading.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Sean will never become a lolcow. But if he does, it'll be through the wife to be / wife.

This surely won't be quoted in 2.5 years.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

 

[elb]

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lol rip Sean

 

[footballteam]

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Fat guy problems

 

[feral cat #6385]

Sean has said a few people have guessed his account, post speculative users so I can see possibly why...

I come here to blow off steam and shitpost about cows. Stalking fellow farmers is just too much work.

I guess he could always trade it in for a shitty Mustang. I hear that’s what the real lawyers do.

He wouldn't fit in a mustang.

Sean will never become a lolcow. But if he does, it'll be through the wife to be / wife.

This surely won't be quoted in 2.5 years.

Bookmarking this just in case.

 

[JackoVerde]

Sean said the N word on stream today.

 

[elb]

Just some funnies. Enjoy

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Sean will never become a lolcow. But if he does, it'll be through the wife to be / wife.

This surely won't be quoted in 2.5 years.

Agree. Sean's no Rekeita, he's too smart to go down that path.
I bet he's been a farmer way longer than the majority of us, dude is based and drops nigger bombs on stream.

Lolcow verdict: negative

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I bet he's been a farmer way longer than the majority of us

He's had an account for two years, so he's been around for that long at least

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Another all-time banger from @elb

Yes, chat, Sean is fat.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Just wear a belt sean. Its not that hard. Just like answering the fucking question.

 

[Pomniman]

It's probably all downhill from here, though there's still some fun to be had for now.