DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Bro saw the blinking orange light and had a panic attack.
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Balr0g said:
Sorry for the double post but it looks like Comcast is back

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It's always a health problem or an internet problem that MIGHT not allow Phil to "work" the next day after his "day off"

btw he wrote that shit at 1 AM, I can smell the gin from here

edit: btw, if this is true, how much do you wanna bet that phil didn't bother calling comcast about his business line at that hour even though he got that one specifically for 24/7 support?
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
It's like 3am where he lives and he is really gonna bitch about the internet going out for maintenance such a diva go to bed Phil holy shit.
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He is hyping up his "big event" and making a great background story for it "will DSP be able to stream? How will he overcome this" while in reality its most likely maintenance work on the lines by Comcast
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Two business internet lines.
I still don't understand why.
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I'm no network engineer but I'm guessing theres zero backup value since comcast going down always will just take out both lines simultaneously right? So it just doubles internet capacity? Not that thats a valid excuse either since what the heck is Khet doing in her room staring at that 13 inch monitor that would demand such bandwidth when the vast majority of households in America with actual big families get by with just one. Is she running some bitcoin farm or distributed protein folding cloud server?
 
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grump said:
I'm no network engineer but I'm guessing theres zero backup value since comcast going down always will just take out both lines simultaneously right? So it just doubles internet capacity? Not that thats a valid excuse either since what the heck is Khet doing in her room staring at that 13 inch monitor that would demand such bandwidth when the vast majority of households in America with actual big families get by with just one. Is she running some bitcoin farm or distributed protein folding cloud server?
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I believe it has been established that the "Business" line merely means he gets priority support. I do not believe it offers him any kind of performance enhancements in terms of U/D speeds.

I am also sure that it was probably a momentary outage due to either some late night maintenance or simply a network hiccup. I bet it was back up within 30 minutes of him gin posting.
 
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BallBuster II said:
I believe it has been established that the "Business" line merely means he gets priority support. I do not believe it offers him any kind of performance enhancements in terms of U/D speeds.
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it probably offers him worse speeds since businesses prioritize number of connections over connection speed. he could probably save 200$ a month and get faster speeds by switching to residential but hes a fucking moron idiot so...

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heres his options for residential. isn't he paying like 300$ a month now for his service?

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2)24/7 tech support. A lot of residential tech support stops around midnight
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he doesnt need 24/7 tech support. the service doesn't go down often enough and when it does its nothing that a call to tech support is going to instantly fix. hes a just a stupid faggot
 
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Business line from isps offer a few perks

1) higher speeds sometimes as businesses require more bandwidth, but it could also be none at all If the Infastructure in his neighborhood ain't built up to handle the higher speeds.
2)24/7 tech support. A lot of residential tech support stops around midnight
3)couple hour turnaround on getting a tech out no matter what. That's the main perk.

The problem is that Phil is a shut in loser who is autistic about his schedule. We saw last time that he couldn't have a tech come out same day, oh no, he had to wait till a specific time the next day cause he had to go shopping and go to "appointments". Bet he still hasn't called them since he's sleeping off a 4 am gin champions session.
 
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