Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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...and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)...

Not a big fan of this, the nigrap and numetal are part of the bossman experience

 

[Probably An Autist]

So now he'll be earning what, an extra 12 dollars with his 7 minute streams?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Our boy made it to an hourly wage slave streamer position! Congrats!
It will not last long. But maybe he will get lucky and Kick will just enforce violations per-stream and mark them ineligible similar to youtubes "demonetized video".

Bossman's biggest problems with violating Terms of Service:
(...)

What about doing drugs live on stream?

 

[WelperHelper99]

The iPhone SE with his wallet and his authenticator on it is completely felted, completely fucked. If only he wasn't lazy and moved it to his new brand new $1500 iPhone.

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Spoiler: Full screen

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Guess Bossman gonna be flipping that silver to get his screen repaired. That was quick.

 

[Wodanaz]

civicbros... soon

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

He can't sleep stream anymore tho, and he has to follow "content hygiene" rules, and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)...

Oh my GOSH!
Oh my FRICKIN GOSH!
Oh my FRICKIN GOSH!

That SANDWICH taste nice!

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Bossman can't access his phone. Its broken.

Wonder how that happened


Some morons think dollars used to be backed by gold, but they got it backwards. It is, in fact, gold that used to be backed by USD

 

[Jew-ish]

It was all a dream, used to smoke crack when I stream
Rats and bitches in the chat when I stream
Punching holes in my wall
Every single day beg to make it big, until I lose it all
Bossman dad brings the steak up, while I get staked up
Ain't smoked weed out of a crack pipe since the bong arrived
Way back when I had that big feature off the cat and mouse, with the rats to match

 

[James_Bong]

Damn I liked the brazenly copyrighted music from my middle school days playing in the background. Now he'll have to do some cheesy ass tunes... and I don't think him throwing a bitch fit will be the same without " I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU" blasting from his YouTube tab.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Austin just got an email he's eligible to get into the Kick partner program, in which they pay hourly for streams that match certain conditions. Here's him figuring out just now live on stream. He responds he wants to join and is clearly very excited. He can't sleep stream anymore tho, and he has to follow "content hygiene" rules, and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)...

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BROS. WE'RE FINALLY GONNA GET THE KICK BRANDED HONDA CIVIC

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Nussycels be seething over BossManChads.

 

[Barsik]

Bossman showing off our boy Trappy

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

How the fuck do you even manage to smash up a modern phone like that? Mine fell out of my pocket after I got rammed on a scooter and it flew like 30 meters forward. Not a scratch. And it didn't even have a protective case or any additional screen covers.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Bossman showing off our boy Trappy

this man went through a journey to post the gif here

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Trapper just ate something from the floor of death. Prayge for Trappy!

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I really wanted to hate on bossman when I first was introduced, but his indefatigable flipflopping between rock bottom and the VIP lounge, and inability to fall anywhere but up is just too heartwarming to pass up

He's so endearingly retarded, and he's not like other lolcows like Ralph, he doesn't give a shit about the drama, that would take away from his gamba sesh. I guess Herr Feeder shoving him down MATI watcher's throats for months has paid off

 

[Fungible penis]

Nice to see him borrow a Ralph bit with the Win followed by an instant L.

 

[RodgerDodger]

"Content hygene rules" so they only pay him if he takes a shower? Because a lot of cows really need this clause.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

I really wanted to hate on bossman when I first was introduced, but his indefatigable flipflopping between rock bottom and the VIP lounge, and inability to fall anywhere but up is just too heartwarming to pass up

are you overlooking the fact he's a zoosadist?

 

[The Punished Mitch]

He's so endearingly retarded, and he's not like other lolcows like Ralph, he doesn't give a shit about the drama, that would take away from his gamba sesh. I guess Herr Feeder shoving him down MATI watcher's throats for months has paid off

He's pretty much the ideal comfy lolcow. Incredible highs and lows on the regular, no children or dependents to hurt or neglect. No indications of past or current sexual interest in children, regular and consistent content.