Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%

  • Total voters
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He has 36 dollars and a dream. What do you have rats?

Normally I would cut out silence, but I left it in so experienced crackologists can analyze his reactions. The relatively sedate pace picks up after 1 minute (when he abandons Plinko for Limbo) and I'm not entirely convinced the mouse swirls are just to fake out Eddie, he actually seems afraid to press the button.
 
Monday - Hates his life threatens to DFE
Tuesday - Has amazing come up and buys $5000 worth of stuff.
Wednesday - Fuck my fucking life dude I'm so serious I hate my life.
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Some sites actually do screen scraping to make sure people aren't using some kind of cheat (mainly in poker).
Still don't really trust online poker because no matter the fancy anti-cheating shit they might be using, someone with enough know-how could always set up a script that analyzes a table (or a bunch of tables simultaneously) and makes the ideal moves once it calculates some set risk/reward ratio. Just have it watch the screen through an external camera to evade anti-screenscrapers.
Can't think of anything an online poker provider could do against this, because unlike most other goombles you can get positive returns at poker if you're just good enough. It's not like Blackjack where casinos can tell someone is counting if they're consistently making money.
Have your script make shit plays at random intervals to attract less suspicion, and that's that.
 
Austin just got an email he's eligible to get into the Kick partner program, in which they pay hourly for streams that match certain conditions. Here's him figuring out just now live on stream. He responds he wants to join and is clearly very excited. He can't sleep stream anymore tho, and he has to follow "content hygiene" rules, and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)... :lossmanjack:

 
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Still don't really trust online poker because no matter the fancy anti-cheating shit they might be using, someone with enough know-how could always set up a script that analyzes a table (or a bunch of tables simultaneously) and makes the ideal moves once it calculates some set risk/reward ratio. Just have it watch the screen through an external camera to evade anti-screenscrapers.
Can't think of anything an online poker provider could do against this, because unlike most other goombles you can get positive returns at poker if you're just good enough. It's not like Blackjack where casinos can tell someone is counting if they're consistently making money.
Have your script make shit plays at random intervals to attract less suspicion, and that's that.
Long time lurker, had to respond to this, I literally play cards for a living. None of the reputable sites scrape your screen, it's extremely unethical, there are other methods to force fair play. If you're a recreational poker player if anything you lose less against a literal GTO bot than a good reg exploiting you correctly, if you're a good player the bot is marginally profitable against you but you still more than make up for it through exploiting the weak players.
The only concern when it comes to online poker are superusers which there are super few and far inbetween, most on super sketchy sites- if you play on stuff like GGpoker, you honestly deserve it.
Also most sites have decent security, especially Stars- I've been asked a few times to send in videos from multiple perspectives recording myself play while having to do all kinds of goofy shit like having to show them that my ears don't have earbuds in them and that there are no hidden off screen monitors with solvers or other assistance which is obviously a hassle, but at least you know they are trying to maintain the game's integrity.
 
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Austin just got an email he's eligible to get into the Kick partner program, in which they pay hourly for streams that match certain conditions. Here's him figuring out just now live on stream. He responds he wants to join and is clearly very excited. He can't sleep stream anymore tho, and he has to follow "content hygiene" rules, and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)... :lossmanjack:

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So cool of him to allow his audience to get in on the gambling too, bets on how long this partnership will last?
 
The iPhone SE with his wallet and his authenticator on it is completely felted, completely fucked. If only he wasn't lazy and moved it to his new brand new $1500 iPhone.


 
Our boy made it to an hourly wage slave streamer position! Congrats!
It will not last long. But maybe he will get lucky and Kick will just enforce violations per-stream and mark them ineligible similar to youtubes "demonetized video".

Bossman's biggest problems with violating Terms of Service:
-Self Destructive Behavior- always baiting doing something stupid, wishing he was dead etc
-Fraud (DMCA)- Kick has DMCA under Fraud oddly. Bossman always has up some copyrighted music and sometimes shows others videos without fair use. Kick does not typically enforce this for music and seems to use this for restreaming things like Pay Per View fights, movies etc.
-Violence and Hate speech- The way Austin goes into the "Rats" when he's on a tear could get him into hate speech and bullying hot water. He is fond of calling people retards, and as we know retards are not only a protected class, but President of the United States.
-Pornography-Going into great detail about fucking rats moms. he will have to tone down the fantasy stories.
-Gambling- This one sounds weird cus its bossmanjack, he gambles. What's not allowed under this rule is gambling with other peoples money, which he does from time to time...and any sub only or sub weighted giveaways (Subs always get twice the luck..). Also interestingly under this same rule, technically bossman is not ALLOWED to stream any other site than stake.us as every other site is illegal where HE is, where stake.us is. So if Bossman screws the pooch with Stake again, Kick could also ban him from showing their competition.

Honorable mention: Violence- There is no telling what Kick will think of Austin's violent melt downs. Do they count as self destruction? Does Kick recognize the sentience of all the headphones needlessly murdered?

Now everyone get your pearl clutching bingo cards, cus Ausin's going to be STACKING the money and moving out for sure! He earns over $200,000 a year now!
 
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