Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Menachem Sneedson]

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Dating advice? From the guy who married the first woman who would fuck him, then proceeded to give her access to everything he owns, change his entire personality, identity, career and cut ties with all of his old friends just so she won't leave him? Who the fuck wants dating advice from a guy like that, even the most desperate wizards, robots and incels won't listen to this guy.

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

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I love the micro struggle session at the end to make sure Anisa corrects her transphobic statement about height difference between men and women. Jesus, what a hellish existence...

 

[blablabla]

Off-topic though, stop imagining my man's dick please.

No

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don't get men like iDubbz. He was mega YouTube famous in the mid '10s and probably had tons of fangirls to choose from and yet he went with Anisa. It's been pointed out a million times already but they don't even have any chemistry for fucks sake.

 

[DumbDude43]

Dating advice? From the guy who married the first woman who would fuck him, then proceeded to give her access to everything he owns, change his entire personality, identity, career and cut ties with all of his old friends just so she won't leave him? Who the fuck wants dating advice from a guy like that, even the most desperate wizards, robots and incels won't listen to this guy.

>bro listen to my dating advice!
>my dating experience? i married a groupie from my discord and on our wedding day she took lewd pictures for her onlyfans in the bathroom.
>as you can see i'm very successful at dating and relationships!
nobody is ever going to take advice from this guy and his absolute trainwreck of a marriage

 

[PunkinMan]

>bro listen to my dating advice!
>my dating experience? i married a groupie from my discord and on our wedding day she took lewd pictures for her onlyfans in the bathroom.
>as you can see i'm very successful at dating and relationships!
nobody is ever going to take advice from this guy and his absolute trainwreck of a marriage

shes the type of chick to livestream her divorce because shes so dramatic its actually crazy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

>bro listen to my dating advice!
>my dating experience? i married a groupie from my discord and on our wedding day she took lewd pictures for her onlyfans in the bathroom.
>as you can see i'm very successful at dating and relationships!
nobody is ever going to take advice from this guy and his absolute trainwreck of a marriage

I've seen ip2 IRL streamers with more class than this $20 e-hooker.

 

[CashMoney!]

Watching Ian compare his wife to a house by the train tracks was poetry in motion. What other autism flavoured advice and metaphors does he have for us? Will it involve trains once more in the classic autism style? Do it again, Ian!

 

[internet friend]

I prefer a fully shaved Ian to the current, hairy Ian.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I prefer a fully shaved Ian to the current, hairy Ian.

Ian with the cuck mullet.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

>bro listen to my dating advice!
>my dating experience? i married a groupie from my discord and on our wedding day she took lewd pictures for her onlyfans in the bathroom.
>as you can see i'm very successful at dating and relationships!
nobody is ever going to take advice from this guy and his absolute trainwreck of a marriage

Dude that’s what I’ve been thinking! He wasn’t a bad looking guy, he’s tall, has nice teeth, and a good jawline, and he was rolling in cash at the time. He really fucked up not tasting every pussy he could before settling down. Sad, strange little man.

 

[CashMoney!]

He never had the confidence to realise he had a choice of women. He's also just really autistic. Hearing him talk about normal stuff makes it painfully obvious that he can't be the regular straight male in a relationship with a woman who defers to him on anything whatsoever. Challenging her enough to get her respect would require him to cope with constant emotional disagreements on his decisions and opinions, and he can't actually do that in close quarters on a daily basis. He just can't. Anisa is extremely emotional and their dynamic is that he avoids her emotions being directed at him in any way by being extremely compliant and accepting, to the point that he'll get himself beaten up because it's better than whatever she is dishing out. I would say that he literally sweats if she corners him about anything and rolls over because he can't process her unregulated feelings and constant whimsy anymore, hence being highly medicated to deal with his own weakness and the hell it has wrought upon him.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I've been rewatching a lot of mid 2010s YouTube recently and what stood out to me most is how iDubbbz had a massive drop in quality around 2015. In hindsight all his jokes are just him burping or doing something mildly gross but not to a funny extent like Filthy Frank or Jackass, which isn't really funny past the first few times you see it. I don't think Ian ever really had talent and the older better videos of his pre 2016 where better because of his happy go lucky and goofy personality that he was clearly happy to show the world and he really enjoyed making those videos. He seemed to have forced himself to become the type of person to appeal to edgy kids by saying nigger faggot 9001 times a video to make money as that was the YouTube meta at the time and with that his biggest downfall. I believe Anisa knew she could take advantage of this fact and has roped him in by brainwashing him into believing that she is his savior and is making him shed that edgelord grifter skin and become a new man with morals. It makes sense when you think about it because they where toghether through his edgy years. I imagine Ian pouring this out to her while she sits there estatic that she can manipulate him into this shit by playing the long game. I theorize that she has conviced him that she needs to take his life over for him to be a good person but all he does is donate to charity to be a good person and Anisa just shapes her into what she wants out of him and manipulates his life in a way where he's just a toy for her.

 

[Jeb Bush]

The moment I saw the picture on main page, I knew what had to be done.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I imagine Ian pouring this out to her while she sits there estatic that she can manipulate him into this shit by playing the long game. I theorize that she has conviced him that she needs to take his life over for him to be a good person but all he does is donate to charity to be a good person and Anisa just shapes her into what she wants out of him and manipulates his life in a way where he's just a toy for her.

I hope you're right. I hope it's exactly like this.

Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

 

[Godmode]

I've been rewatching a lot of mid 2010s YouTube recently and what stood out to me most is how iDubbbz had a massive drop in quality around 2015. In hindsight all his jokes are just him burping or doing something mildly gross but not to a funny extent like Filthy Frank or Jackass, which isn't really funny past the first few times you see it. I don't think Ian ever really had talent and the older better videos of his pre 2016 where better because of his happy go lucky and goofy personality that he was clearly happy to show the world and he really enjoyed making those videos. He seemed to have forced himself to become the type of person to appeal to edgy kids by saying nigger faggot 9001 times a video to make money as that was the YouTube meta at the time and with that his biggest downfall. I believe Anisa knew she could take advantage of this fact and has roped him in by brainwashing him into believing that she is his savior and is making him shed that edgelord grifter skin and become a new man with morals. It makes sense when you think about it because they where toghether through his edgy years. I imagine Ian pouring this out to her while she sits there estatic that she can manipulate him into this shit by playing the long game. I theorize that she has conviced him that she needs to take his life over for him to be a good person but all he does is donate to charity to be a good person and Anisa just shapes her into what she wants out of him and manipulates his life in a way where he's just a toy for her.

I would not be surprised to see the Johmas end in a murder arc. Ian has that 1000 yard stare of an SSRI popper, and there are countless stories of users snapping and committing murders (lots of mass shooters on SSRIs). Maybe he has a moment of clarity, realizes what she's done to him, and he blacks out and strangles her.

Or in the alternate ending I can envision, Anisa can't live on their current income. She takes out a 7 figure insurance policy and starts slipping anti-freeze in his soy-lattes. Does anyone know if Ian always had IBS or is it a recent thing?

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I don't know why I can't reply to Godmode but does anyone know how long Ian has taken SSRIs? It might explain some of his downfall if he started them at the time he was less happy go lucky.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

nobody is ever going to take advice from this guy and his absolute trainwreck of a marriage

actually i take dating advice form ian, but i tend to take the opposite of what he does or says to do.

 

[Godmode]

I don't know why I can't reply to Godmode but does anyone know how long Ian has taken SSRIs? It might explain some of his downfall if he started are the time he was less happy go lucky.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? It's a vicious feedback loop. Then throw a BPD whore into the mix.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

I love the micro struggle session at the end to make sure Anisa corrects her transphobic statement about height difference between men and women. Jesus, what a hellish existence...

Where did they find this fat retard who actually makes Anisa look sane? Troon horseshit aside, Ian is in like the 95th percentile for height of all people, how does he even feign confusion at what she's saying??