Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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pardon my new-ness, but what?
Yeah, he got a shotgun. He was playing with it on stream whilst drunk, even loaded it up. Its the one time I thought Clint might actually put him in a home, playing with a loaded firearm whilst drunk and showing off on stream has to tick enough boxes.

Didn't even get a punishment haircut like the old days.
 
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Rare view of the top of the boy's skull and the state of his "hair", it almost looks painful. Do we think he will ever shave the top? Also note the Puff plushie thrown behind him.
He's got that George "Can't-Stand-ya" outline here. Oof. Definitely not a master of his own domain.
He should just shave it off and tattoo his scalp.

Something like this:
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Those "You dont know jack" vibes coming in nicely toobz. Cookie mead Masterson.
 
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Someone please tell me this picture floating around isn't real. Please for the love of God tell me they're not going to be involving a child in this shit show.
One thing to think about too is how long ago they had sex because unless it's one of those tests that can detect it 6 days before your first missed period, she could still be pregnant and it would show up negative. I haven't kept track but I'm sure someone is.

TBH if she was showing pregnant now I'd be more inclined she was trying to baby trap him. This is just potentially setting them both for a surprise. Especially because she can still bleed the first month and she might think she is safe when she isn't.

TL;DR Taking the wrong pregnancy test too soon is a waste of money. Both in the short term and potentially long term as well.
 
The state of his teeth horrify me there's no way hes not in constant throbbing pain.

On the other hand though his resilience to mouth infections is pretty amazing. He should be studied in a lab, his microbiome is probably insane.
In one of his most recent uploads he physically recoils in pain, grasping at his jaw, because some of the dip spit in his mouth hit one of his fucked up teeth. He is absolutely in a ton of pain.
 
The state of his teeth horrify me there's no way hes not in constant throbbing pain.

On the other hand though his resilience to mouth infections is pretty amazing. He should be studied in a lab, his microbiome is probably insane.
His ability to ingest poison on a near daily basis without dying is fascinating and horrifying. A lesser being would have died of botulism or a stray infection long ago.
 

We are reaching smug levels never before seen, now that he has proof his methods work™ nothing can stop him on his road to give advice sounding like a bargain bin feminist british cowboy womanizer.

Edit: The demons took hold of me

 
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People really like to see him dying from liver failure. Holy hell
Sending alcohol and the drunk saga has really ruined a lot of content imo. There are moments and overall Josh is boring as fuck a lot of the time but he is genuinely funny when he’s medicated because he is a retard and does retarded things. Watching a drunk drink themselves to death isn’t funny to me, it changes the mood to someone like onlyusemeblade.

That’s just my two cents and it’s no skin off my shoes but I find the old boglim a better boglim.

But speaking of drinking, has m’lort ever drank this? It seems kismet. IMG_1644.jpeg
 
The state of his teeth horrify me there's no way hes not in constant throbbing pain.

On the other hand though his resilience to mouth infections is pretty amazing. He should be studied in a lab, his microbiome is probably insane.
sometimes i wonder if his constant drinking is what prevents him from getting a mouth infection. he is swishing around alcohol in his mouth pretty much non stop and any inflammation caused by that drinking might also help in preventing any germs from getting too deep down in to his tooth holes.

his teeth will still rot either way but the alcohol might be making the process slow down and be less painful aside from when he bites something that makes direct contact with an exposed nerve or gets stuck in one of the holes.

cobes is a living example of that bit from the simpsons where mr burns goes to the doctors. so much is wrong with him that it just all gets stuck.
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sometimes i wonder if his constant drinking is what prevents him from getting a mouth infection. he is swishing around alcohol in his mouth pretty much non stop and any inflammation caused by that drinking might also help in preventing any germs from getting too deep down in to his tooth holes.

I'm no dentist, but I don't think drinking sugary, alcoholic drinks is helping with his tooth pain. Alcohol and sugar both leave your mouth dry, which only helps the spread of bacteria, especially in your sleep.
 
I’m an idiot and checked out the subreddit out of boredom. The seething seriously never stops.
This was high on the top/week
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These are the same people that will bitch and moan endlessly about how fucked up America/capitalism is and how we need to smash the system then the minute someone actually doesn't participate in it they lose their minds about how he isn't contributing to society and needs to die.
Fickle as hell and actually have no idea what they want or what would make them happy. Just like how they bitch about how Josh does nothing anymore and we never see the side characters yet the minute some meth head shows up they do everything in their power to isolate the boy so he can continue drinking himself to death, alone.
 
sometimes i wonder if his constant drinking is what prevents him from getting a mouth infection. he is swishing around alcohol in his mouth pretty much non stop and any inflammation caused by that drinking might also help in preventing any germs from getting too deep down in to his tooth holes.

his teeth will still rot either way but the alcohol might be making the process slow down and be less painful aside from when he bites something that makes direct contact with an exposed nerve or gets stuck in one of the holes.

cobes is a living example of that bit from the simpsons where mr burns goes to the doctors. so much is wrong with him that it just all gets stuck.
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His bumper lips keep all the bad things out, a boglims natural defense
 
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Rare view of the top of the boy's skull and the state of his "hair", it almost looks painful. Do we think he will ever shave the top? Also note the Puff plushie thrown behind him.

It could just be the rare view but I feel like it wasn't this bad even a week ago. Those last few wisps are desperately holding on at this point.

Right I am 6/7 years older than Josh, and was a far worse drunk than him and my hair is only just now starting to get a bit thinner than I'd like on top, he's got a serious vitimine deficiency, poor circulation an bad genetics going on to be like that at his age. His Hair "Style" isnt doing well either if anything it over sells how bad his hairline is, When he bic'ed it years ago he looked better than he does now and I am being 1000% serious if he shaved it off now an owned it he'd look miles better, even allowing for Bolgim.

The state of his teeth horrify me there's no way hes not in constant throbbing pain.

He is he's just covering it with being drunk and high most of the time, he may wake up with a grade 10 hangover an tooth pain but he's smashed a few hours later so it decends into a dull throb, sadly I know this is something Drunks use to cope.
 
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