Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Down From The Champions]

We are reaching smug levels never before seen, now that he has proof his methods work™ nothing can stop him on his road to give advice sounding like a bargain bin feminist british cowboy womanizer.

Edit: The demons took hold of me

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Ended his dry spell has definitely perked him up. Almost acting like he did in his old apartment days.

 

[Qu4tttro_Bagina]

I'm no dentist, but I don't think drinking sugary, alcoholic drinks is helping with his tooth pain. Alcohol and sugar both leave your mouth dry, which only helps the spread of bacteria, especially in your sleep.

His "meads" are often just a pound of sugar on top of a pound of honey in a gallon of corn syrup filled juice or monster energy.

It's probably turbo charged the decar if anything. With his habit of swishing the shit in his mouth like mouth wash, he sure does get every nook an cranny

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I get where the anger comes from. Some struggle to get by but Josh gets his life subsidized? Why? I know of a genuinely mentally retarded man that still holds down a job as a store greeter. But Josh can't?

So I get it. Don't mean I approve though. Something to keep in mind is that it takes a long time for people's actions to finally impact them. Where would Josh be if Clint was gone when the eviction saga occurred for example.

 

[CowPox]

Now that he's got his dick wet he can really cut loose and wax intellectual on relationship advice. Cobe's knows the mind of women, their desires dreams and wishes etc...

 

[The Blue Morpho]

"Here's the thing of it, slick"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I get where the anger comes from. Some struggle to get by but Josh gets his life subsidized? Why? I know of a genuinely mentally retarded man that still holds down a job as a store greeter. But Josh can't?

People act like Josh gets big bucks from his SSI but he really doesn't. The paltry sum of money Josh gets from the government likely doesn't even cover his rent if this average is correct. Clint is paying out of pocket for the rest. Even if he somehow was getting the maximum amount of cash allowed for a single with no dependent that's 914 a month. 10k a year. Literal poverty. What exactly is there to be mad about?

 

[TheTourist]

People act like Josh gets big bucks from his SSI but he really doesn't. The paltry sum of money Josh gets from the government likely doesn't even cover his rent if this average is correct. Clint is paying out of pocket for the rest.

Hard agree. I'm not buying the rage or jealousy. If a person finds themselves jealous they can go sign up for SSI and sit inside huffing gasoline all day to acquire that dream life they seem to think Josh is living.

 

[AnOminous]

She'll manage to drink just enough to fight off the shakes and make sure her ticket to 18 years of gibs comes through.

More likely she'll just keep drinking as heavily as she currently does.

imagine being jealous of the boglim, holy shit what are these guys doing?!

Are you aware of how pathetic redditors are?

Total Redditor Death.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Even if he somehow was getting the maximum amount of cash allowed for a single with no dependent that's 914 a month. 10k a year. Literal poverty.

He's both mentally impaired as well as "legally blind", and most likely makes 914 a month if his limit for personal earnings that was referenced before is in the 2000$ bracket - Still, If I remember correctly the bite-size accounts he doesn't play with less than 1.5 k a month from donations as well as "saving" some money off the fact he's recently been getting shipped all his fixes.

That is where I assume the anger and jealousy is coming from, the bug men of Reddit that "work" a 9-5 that think living as a 30-year-old harry potter tier goth, in a slowly rotting apartment, and having sex with bog witches anyone else wouldn't even spit on, is somehow something to get angry at because "Why can't I also do nothing for a living".

 

[AnOminous]

That is where I assume the anger and jealousy is coming from, the bug men of Reddit that "work" a 9-5 that think living as a 30-year-old harry potter tier goth, in a slowly rotting apartment, and having sex with bog witches anyone else wouldn't even spit on, is somehow something to get angry at because "Why can't I also do nothing for a living".

I bet most of them are even more dysfunctional NEETs than boglim himself.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's both mentally impaired as well as "legally blind"

This is straight from Cobes who is an unreliable narrator so take it with a grain of salt but he claims to be no longer legally blind after his surgery in Colorado. I'm not sure how or if that actually effects his SSI though.

 

[Twinkie]

They hate how content he is with his life. He's fairly happy overall. If he were miserable and crying on livestreams, the redditors wouldn't be as resentful.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

They hate how content he is with his life. He's fairly happy overall. If he were miserable and crying on livestreams, the redditors wouldn't be as resentful.

This is it. Even if in a purely material sense many of them probably are better off than Cobra, they absolutely resent the fact that he doesn't spend his life crushed under anxiety.

 

[TheTourist]

They hate how content he is with his life. He's fairly happy overall. If he were miserable and crying on livestreams, the redditors wouldn't be as resentful.

just like a woman... hating how a man needs so very little to be happy...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He doesn't give into the constant pressure of trolls telling him he sucks (wel, not aways). He ignores the fact he is ugly as fuck, and will even taunt the trolls saying he has 'fangirls'. He ignores the fact he is infamous and a lolcow. In his mind, he is an awesome singer and guitar shredder (like elvis and johnny cash,, and even Back Street Boys). He's content getting free money because it's a business exchange, not begging as the trolls say. His food hacks are awesome, there is no such thing as a 'girly drink', and Jessica is a hot goth girl --not a mentally ill old woman that's bottom of the barrel Wendy's Pussy.

It pisses the 14 year old trolls and redditors off that he won't acknowledge reality. They constantly fuck with him, sometimes getting a reaction, and more often they just reinforce his delusion.

I think deep in that Boglim brain, Josh knows how shitty his entire life is. They want him to break and acknowledge it -- but he doesn't and it pisses the trolls off.

Cobra always wins

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think deep in that Boglim brain, Josh knows how shitty his entire life is. They want him to break and acknowledge it -- but he doesn't and it pisses the trolls off.

During his infamous hat fight stream where he downed half a bottle of mango vodka plus a tall boy over the course of less than two hours there is a part near the end where he says "I don't care if anyone sides with me I'm fucking miserable. I'm just trying to make the best of each day that's all you can do". He's more self aware then he let's on.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

During his infamous hat fight stream where he downed half a bottle of mango vodka plus a tall boy over the course of less than two hours there is a part near the end where he says "I don't care if anyone sides with me I'm fucking miserable. I'm just trying to make the best of everyday that's all you can do". He's more self aware then he let's on.

I think he also broke down in tears after the Floorlord fight. I remember him crying about being ugly, trolls chasing all the girls away, and how miserable he was.

He occasionally breaks and has moments where you see through the persona. The saddest one for me was him yelling at the cigerette about ‘going against the grain’. You could tell someone said that to him once

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

That subreddit legit has some funny memes and general updates but then you have a-log shit like this.

Agreed, some of the fanart and humorous content is honestly awesome and funny as hell, but man the butthurt faggot quotient is off the charts

 

[Slim Boglim]

I think he also broke down in tears after the Floorlord fight. I remember him crying about being ugly, trolls chasing all the girls away, and how miserable he was.

He occasionally breaks and has moments where you see through the persona. The saddest one for me was him yelling at the cigerette about ‘going against the grain’. You could tell someone said that to him once

Before people texted him middle school insults all day he had moments where he’d drop the act and not cause he was blackout drunk. Back when he worked at Wendy’s there was a video where he went onto a bit of a tangent about how he was just a retard who worked in the lobby and that his life had no meaning or value to society.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

The problem your having is trying to find a logical thought process with Reddit people.

Even is Cobra was to admit it he was miserable or what ever they wanted, they would move the goal post to justifying being pieces of shit to someone that can not work a can opener.