Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Deez Nuts]

I have 'researched' a rather vitriolic redditor, and he was a lot older than 14. Funnily enough his hate for the paypigs was nearly equal to that of Cobra himself, yet under different usernames he sent superchats containing threats.

Maybe there's a segment of society that gets off on irrational hate, maybe because it's no longer socially acceptable to rail against people on racial, sexual, or religious grounds this is how they get their rocks off. It's strange and concerning behaviour, like how some people go around attacking homeless folk for no other reason that they are homeless.

They honestly remind me of the monkey haters in that one post where they all got taken down by police after people did the doxxing. Josh is harmless and bothers no one.

 

[Slim Boglim]

alright alright we’ve done enough obligatory bimonthly complaining about reddit a-logs lets move onto our obligatory bimonthly Clint discussion. I’ll kick things off with a game, fill in the blanks

Why doesn’t Clint ______?

 

[Jacker Jangles]

cobra hate in my opinion is based in envy. they hate that he has the life he does and feel like he should be suffering way more. part of me also thinks some of the hate could be parasocial in nature.

since i would not be surprised if many of his a-logs were just as bad as him if not worse so they see themselves in him and because they hate themselves they hate him and when he just sits there and drinks himself to death.

they get mad because they are doing the same thing. with NAL in the picture as well this hatred gets stronger because they are upset that a woman of any kind could be interested in cobes but not interested in them.

there are also of course the a-logs who none of this applies to and they are simply psychopaths who take pleasure in the suffering of others. so its a bit of a mixed bag really.

My thoughts are similar to this. They primarily hate him for two reasons:

1. He gets paid to literally sit and drink alcohol all day. Not only in monetary donations but also a seemingly limitless supply of booze and junk food.

2. Despite this, his bank account regularly ends up in the negative because he always overspends. The "haters" see this as him wasting the money making opportunity he has been given.

Personally, the way I see it is that he provides a lot of people with constant free entertainment and this is the way he gets paid in return. I do not like that it's given him a sense of entitlement to these gifts, but I moreso just think it's funny and people are more than free to waste their money however they choose to.

 

[fukkit]

what could it be from?

 

[TheTourist]

Personally, the way I see it is that he provides a lot of people with constant free entertainment and this is the way he gets paid in return. I do not like that it's given him a sense of entitlement to these gifts, but I moreso just think it's funny and people are more than free to waste their money however they choose to.

I'd argue that Cobes is doing quite the service to culture and society by giving us a living breathing example of what happens if you don't take care of yourself, displayed loud and proud in such a way that can be easily accessed by anyone. Someone we can point a finger at and tell our kids that this is what happens if you don't brush your fucking teeth or give a fuck about things like diet, exercise, or prudence.

 

[Bogliacci]

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what could it be from?

It's from lurking, you should do it more.

 

[teeth fairy]

what could it be from?

that's a burn from the chi ball he did

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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what could it be from?

The bogmata is because of the retarded way he packs his pipes with his palm iirc

 

[Slim Boglim]

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what could it be from?

Can we update the OP to tell people his stupid fucking stigmata is from emptying his pipe dirt into his hand? The weekly “LOOK GUISE IS WHAT IS THAT POOPY STAIN ON HIS HAND??????” comment have gotten old real quick.

 

[Garth]

Can we update the OP to tell people his stupid fucking stigmata is from emptying his pipe dirt into his hand? The weekly “LOOK GUISE IS WHAT IS THAT POOPY STAIN ON HIS HAND??????” comment have gotten old real quick.

Your backseat sweeping is getting pretty gay, too.

 

[Baby Cakes]

He also carbs his pipe with his palm which makes sense as he never cleans them.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

rare angle alert toobs

 

[biggacracka]

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Spoiler

This is what NAL saw as she sucked on his wand, TWU

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOYcsyWJLws

havent i seen this episode before?

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Cobes has the skull of a Ninja Turtle.

I was driving home tonight and a song started playing and the lyrics screamed KINGCOBRA METHICA ARC at me:

Max Webster - Let Go The Line

I see you there in your satin shirt
Unfocused eyes on the ceiling
Fluorescent lips on a painted face
I think I know what you're feeling

This tightrope just begins to feel like home
When the wind comes rising from a distant storm
And all I know is that tonight I might let go the line
Let go the line

Unwrap yourself for a starving man
Come drown your thoughts if they bite you
Turn off the world if it makes you hurt
I'm just a clown but I like you

I see you there in your satin shirt
Unfocused eyes on the ceiling
A trace of smile on a frozen face
I think you know what you're stealing

Life has been likened to a poker deal
Or a poor brief candle or a karmic wheel
But all I know is that tonight I might let go the line
Let go the line​

 

['Ole Dente]

The bogmata is because of the retarded way he packs his pipes with his palm iirc

If he eats everything like a hamburger, it stands to reason he wipes his ass like that too. Hence, ergo, whereto-for, it’s a booty stain from the doo doo. Get it right troll or you will be buhlocked.

 

[Aiōn]

Bless his heart for trying to lead a guided meditation but the ASMR "stream sounds" he chose to use reminded me of a running toilet.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes has the skull of a Ninja Turtle.

I was driving home tonight and a song started playing and the lyrics screamed KINGCOBRA METHICA ARC at me:

Max Webster - Let Go The Line

I see you there in your satin shirt
Unfocused eyes on the ceiling
Fluorescent lips on a painted face
I think I know what you're feeling

This tightrope just begins to feel like home
When the wind comes rising from a distant storm
And all I know is that tonight I might let go the line
Let go the line

Unwrap yourself for a starving man
Come drown your thoughts if they bite you
Turn off the world if it makes you hurt
I'm just a clown but I like you

I see you there in your satin shirt
Unfocused eyes on the ceiling
A trace of smile on a frozen face
I think you know what you're stealing

Life has been likened to a poker deal
Or a poor brief candle or a karmic wheel
But all I know is that tonight I might let go the line
Let go the line​

So fitting there's literally Jord on the album cover.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Bless his heart for trying to lead a guided meditation but the ASMR "stream sounds" he chose to use reminded me of a running toilet.

Probably intentional since he’s turned on by excrement and personified his toilet as a being that he “feeds” when using it. Which is honestly unfortunately an often overlooked bit of cobra lore but maybe people just rather not acknowledge it cause it’s so vile

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Him baby talking to his toilet about "feeding it green poopies" so it can "grow up big and strong like all the other toilets" was such a surreal thing to listen to.