Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
This is straight from Cobes who is an unreliable narrator so take it with a grain of salt but he claims to be no longer legally blind after his surgery in Colorado. I'm not sure how or if that actually effects his SSI though.
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I recently had my eyes fixed in the same exact way. In July, I had both eyes done, I had the cataracts of a 70 year old man and every appointment I had, most people were on walkers or oxygen. I can confirm it's a game changer, I wasn't able to see what time it was in Windows unless it was set to 125% UI scale and font enlargement, now I can see what time it is on a normal PC from more than six feet away. I'm not old, I think I'm roughly Cobes' age. They only do one eye at a time and those two weeks between those surgeries made me realize how blind I'd become. I don't need glasses anymore, it's a true blessing. If I had to describe it, it would be the way some of Cobes' videos were two years ago, when it looked like there was petroleum jelly smeared over the lens of his phone. But it didn't happen overnight, it happened over 20 years and it was like boiling a frog, I thought everyone else was the same. I'm happy Cobes got his eyes fixed and I understand first hand what a gift and a privilege it is to be able to see this clearly. One of the surgeries was 100% successful and the other was more like 70%, but still a massive improvement. The biggest thing I worried about was driving. I wonder if Cobes has an upcoming jalopy arc where he buys a bitchin' 1984 Ford Fiero and restores is using only parts contributed from the troles.
 
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Even his glasses are aging rapidly but you gotta give them credit for lasting longer than his cowboy hats.
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Bixby Snyder said:
It pisses the 14 year old trolls and redditors off that he won't acknowledge reality.
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I have 'researched' a rather vitriolic redditor, and he was a lot older than 14. Funnily enough his hate for the paypigs was nearly equal to that of Cobra himself, yet under different usernames he sent superchats containing threats.

Maybe there's a segment of society that gets off on irrational hate, maybe because it's no longer socially acceptable to rail against people on racial, sexual, or religious grounds this is how they get their rocks off. It's strange and concerning behaviour, like how some people go around attacking homeless folk for no other reason that they are homeless.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
I have 'researched' a rather vitriolic redditor, and he was a lot older than 14. Funnily enough his hate for the paypigs was nearly equal to that of Cobra himself, yet under different usernames he sent superchats containing threats.

Maybe there's a segment of society that gets off on irrational hate, maybe because it's no longer socially acceptable to rail against people on racial, sexual, or religious grounds this is how they get their rocks off. It's strange and concerning behaviour, like how some people go around attacking homeless folk for no other reason that they are homeless.
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People have negative thoughts and emotions, that’s just a part of life. Well adjusted individuals learn how to manage them and live with them and then there’s others that need to find an outlet for it. Usually the outlet is whatever is accepted in the social circles they grew up in, how they were raised, or who they affiliate with. Some people hate a particular race, some hate a sexuality, some hate people who are mentally ill, some hate addicts, some hate peoples of social standing, some hate people because of their income, some people hate others for their political beliefs. There’s absolutely no shortage of reasons people come up with to get angry towards or hate another.

Some people hate Cobes because they’re projecting their failings on him. Some people hate him because they view him as beneath them. Some hate him because they work a miserable job to scrape by and see him sitting on his ass getting donations for being a retard. Some hate him because he says vile shit, some hate him because they see him as smug. There’s countless reasons why people hate Cobes you can’t just blanket them under one group. The only thing they all have in common is that, just like anybody that engages with hatred or anger towards other people, they’re losers. They always say “this piece of shit pisses me off” but they let themselves be pissed off by him because they want to. Being angry at somebody or hating somebody just makes them your master, you let them have power over you by affecting your emotions. I can’t imagine letting an impoverished retard in Wyoming have any power over me.

Tl;dr: humans like to get mad and will find ways to justify it even if it means letting a retard in Wyoming have control over their emotions. Cobes really does rule their sad lives
 
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Its not that complicated. Redditors are just bad people. They have low character, poor impulse control and zero moral worth. They're human cockroaches. They want to fuck with a bog-brained goober like Cobra because its fun and feels good, it is not that deep. Everything else is just post-hoc rationalization.

They lack the intellectual capacity for the sort of psychological projection most of you ascribe to them. They clearly don't give a shit about justice or holding people accountable considering how guilty many of them are of the same things they use as a pretense for fucking with Cobra. This is also obvious by the fact that instead of attacking someone truly worthy of it, they spend their days fucking with literal retards like Larson, Cyraxx and Josh. Why? Because they're easy targets that won't fight back, and all their little reddit friends will giggle and pat their asses because they sent ANOTHER sauce sandwich to Josh's apartment.

You assume the redditor is capable of complex, abstract thought and sophisticated moral reasoning. He is not. Cobra A-logs in particular are highly unlikely to pass the breakfast test. They should be treated like feral gibbons or some kind of large, rabid vermin.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
3 minutes in and it's already a classic. Redditors are bug people without souls. How can you hate this absolute knucklehead?

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Wait did he just knock back a shot of scotch? Now I am sure it was some cheap garbage like Dewars white label or Johnny Red, but even swill like that should be served with some water or at least on the rocks. And sipped. People who take shots of scotch are monsters. Also his reaction is proof he has never had a good scotch in his life.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
No kidding.
"Ooo that's good you can tell by how it burns!"
Good scotch doesn't burn doodt. When I went to Scotland all I brought back was scotch and wool socks.
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So this is what he was drinking.
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It's a cheap blended. I actually have no problem with blended scotch, the original Johnny Gold Label (not that Gold Reserve garbage) is one of my favorite scotch. This one I can't speak to because I have never had it, but I'll bet with a few drops of water in it, and sipping, it probably isn't that bad.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Its not that complicated. Redditors are just bad people. They have low character, poor impulse control and zero moral worth. They're human cockroaches. They want to fuck with a bog-brained goober like Cobra because its fun and feels good, it is not that deep. Everything else is just post-hoc rationalization.

They lack the intellectual capacity for the sort of psychological projection most of you ascribe to them. They clearly don't give a shit about justice or holding people accountable considering how guilty many of them are of the same things they use as a pretense for fucking with Cobra. This is also obvious by the fact that instead of attacking someone truly worthy of it, they spend their days fucking with literal retards like Larson, Cyraxx and Josh. Why? Because they're easy targets that won't fight back, and all their little reddit friends will giggle and pat their asses because they sent ANOTHER sauce sandwich to Josh's apartment.

You assume the redditor is capable of complex, abstract thought and sophisticated moral reasoning. He is not. Cobra A-logs in particular are highly unlikely to pass the breakfast test. They should be treated like feral gibbons or some kind of large, rabid vermin.
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It's also the updoot nature of Reddit which fosters groupthink, and in Cobes' case, upping each other in irrational hatred of a harmless retarded autistic freak. Not that Kiwifarms is immune from this, but it's not as omnipresent here.
 
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I can get group focused hate with specific circumstances but with someone like Cobra, if you genuinely hate him and you’re not having a good time, just fucking walk away. I know he can be morally dubious/is morally dubious but it’s what makes him, him. He is a light thinking sperg who really believes he has it all figured out, that in and of itself can be incredibly funny when it all backfires on him, like Jessica. He ended his dry spell but now look where he is and how funny all his reactions and shit have been.
 
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cobra hate in my opinion is based in envy. they hate that he has the life he does and feel like he should be suffering way more. part of me also thinks some of the hate could be parasocial in nature.

since i would not be surprised if many of his a-logs were just as bad as him if not worse so they see themselves in him and because they hate themselves they hate him and when he just sits there and drinks himself to death.

they get mad because they are doing the same thing. with NAL in the picture as well this hatred gets stronger because they are upset that a woman of any kind could be interested in cobes but not interested in them.

there are also of course the a-logs who none of this applies to and they are simply psychopaths who take pleasure in the suffering of others. so its a bit of a mixed bag really.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
3 minutes in and it's already a classic. Redditors are bug people without souls. How can you hate this absolute knucklehead?

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I prefer the few redditors that are there for the memes and aren't butthurt little faggots, sometimes they produce something funny like this
 
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BallBuster II said:
So this is what he was drinking.

It's a cheap blended. I actually have no problem with blended scotch, the original Johnny Gold Label (not that Gold Reserve garbage) is one of my favorite scotch. This one I can't speak to because I have never had it, but I'll bet with a few drops of water in it, and sipping, it probably isn't that bad.
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Scotch tends to not be much of a hit with people who are into sugary processed and over salted foods for whatever reason. Blended scotch usually isn't completely undrinkable but there are cheap single malts you can get for roughly the same price so they seem superfluous to me unless you're making a lot of mixed drinks.
 
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