Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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    Votes: 216 14.6%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 525 35.4%

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Bossman showing off our boy Trappy :feels:
Most wholesome gif I've seen in all year. Fucking saved!
 
While this is the definition, I think arguing semantics is dancing around the fact that he derived regular, if not sexual, pleasure from it. I don't think there is a better word for that (but I would love to be corrected.)
Please provide us evidence of this claim or just don't raise stuff like this trying to derail the thread :)
 
are you overlooking the fact he's a zoosadist?
Out of all the things you could accuse him of, fucking zoosadism?
I don't remember him ever saying anything along the lines of "Yeah broskis, decapitating dogs? That's my shit bros. That's the shit."
 
Considering he said that's fucked up, that's so brutal and didn't let the video play out in its entirety bossmanjack did not derive any sexual pleasure from watching that video. Pls kys retarded faggot
Please consider the fact that I mentioned that although zoosadism is the incorrect term I was unaware of a better and more specific one for any kind of pleasure, and also the fact that he laughs a lot throughout the video.
 
He's pretty much the ideal comfy lolcow. Incredible highs and lows on the regular, no children or dependents to hurt or neglect. No indications of past or current sexual interest in children, regular and consistent content.
It's really refreshing. Like Null said, he's too busy to diddle kids, that would take time away from gambling. He's too busy to dox anyone, that would take time away from gambling. He's too busy to torture animals (letting a dog find lost nuggets of food on his floor is kind of a grey area, more neglect than actual abuse), that would take time away from gambling
As much of a sped as Bossman is, I fucking love him for how simple he is. Nonstop gamba seshes and chimpouts, before going back to his gamba sesh with a new hole in the wall
 
Austin just got an email he's eligible to get into the Kick partner program, in which they pay hourly for streams that match certain conditions. Here's him figuring out just now live on stream. He responds he wants to join and is clearly very excited. He can't sleep stream anymore tho, and he has to follow "content hygiene" rules, and has to respect the DMCA (so nigger music might be an issue)... :lossmanjack:

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I don't see this lasting longer than a week, maybe two tops
 
For those newer followers who might be confused, as I was, by some of Bossman's eccentric behaviors especially around the Originals, like Limbo and Mines - You need to understand how the RNG works.

Most of us think that a Random Number Generator (RNG) is just a bit of software/code that determines the outcome of a bet.

But really experienced gamblers like Bossman, know that in reality it is a small man called Cecil, who watches the betting screen and decides whether to award a win or a loss.

Cecil tries to give everyone a fair share of results. But, of course, it is Cecil's job to make sure you lose eventually.

There are some strategies that Bossman employs to try and get the better of Cecil:

  • Cecil can be confused by the player quickly flicking the "BET" button - he doesn't know if you really made the bet or not. This can stop him giving you a loss.
  • If you quickly lower your bet size and then put it back up, Cecil may not be paying close attention and think you are making a lower bet and award you a win.
  • Like many of us, Cecil can feel lonely at times. If you loudly proclaim "last one" or "when i reach x amount I am leaving", Cecil may let you have a win so you don't leave and cash out.
  • Cecil is at heart a positive person, and if you seem to be projecting positivity and "good vibes" he is also more likely to let you win. "Bad vibes" are annoying to him and can cause him to "flip the switch" which means you automatically lose a large number of bets in a row.
  • As a music lover, Cecil has an eclectic taste. However, if you play songs he doesn't like, he will give you loses as a signal for you to change the track.
  • Cecil tries not to show any favoritism towards gamblers, however his boss, Evil Eddie, will sometimes instruct him to bully and harass specific gamblers. Cecil will reluctantly comply. After all, he has a family to feed, you know.

So, if you see Bossman doing weird shit with his mouse, blaming the songs on him losing and being driven to take breaks because of negativity, now you know its not just crack-induced, gambling-addict superstition and paranoia.

I mean, it is crack-induced, gambling-addict superstition and paranoia.

But, it is also Cecil.

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