What do women see in men?

[macrodegenerate]

Had a girlfriend that told me I had the sexiest hands she had ever seen. She used to just watch me play games and type papers, just to watch my hands move. Bitches be weird yo.

So, aside from women. As an actual life tip. Try to find the humor in things. Thats how comedians do it. Like the really extreme example is that a man who lost a leg is going to save a fortune on shoes.

Well those vaperflies do cost an arm and a leg

 

[bile demon]

I think a lot of men who feel at they're average or ugly, don't realize that a genuine smile can really transform a face.

Right in every detail as always, smiler.

 

[beautiful person]

There's no such thing as a reasonable demand.
Simply put, stop demanding.

 

[LimeRikki]

Right in every detail as always, smiler.
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I just got Patposted. What an honor, stalker child.

 

[Shidoen]

You look at a woman’s vagina and you either see the eye of Sauron or a pair of pastrami mudflaps.

 

[grimacefetishist]

I like their smiles and their laughter. Big huge grins and loud boisterous laughter.

 

[LimeRikki]

You look at a woman’s vagina and you either see the eye of Sauron or a pair of pastrami mudflaps.

You gotta stop picking up chicks at the Cthulhu cult meeting, bro.

 

[Shidoen]

You gotta stop picking up chicks at the Cthulhu cult meeting, bro.

I wanted a fun gal, it was either the cult meeting or the mental ward and lord knows I can’t go back to the mental ward.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

You look at a woman’s vagina and you either see the eye of Sauron or a pair of pastrami mudflaps.

"I would do her" - some guy, surely

 

[FinnSven]

You look at a woman’s vagina and you either see the eye of Sauron or a pair of pastrami mudflaps.

Are you one of these poofters who gets a bit grossed out by vaginas?

 

[webonoid]

I like their smiles and their laughter. Big huge grins and loud boisterous laughter.

Guys when they play with small little animals and hang out with the group of crackhead homless guys on the street

 

[Shidoen]

Are you one of these poofters who gets a bit grossed out by vaginas?

No I was being silly, vaginas look and taste good.

 

[FinnSven]

No I was being silly, vaginas look and taste good.

Ah I see. You are no Poofter.

You are actually a serial murderer and cannibal of women.

 

[Shidoen]

Ah I see. You are no Poofter.

You are actually a serial murderer and cannibal of women.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is my autobiography

 

[Banditotron]

Ignoring the intermittent incel type posts in this thread, this is rather heartwarming. We should make a thread where men say what they like about women, too. Like, besides boobs.

 

[Shidoen]

Ignoring the intermittent incel type posts in this thread, this is rather heartwarming. We should make a thread where men say what they like about women, too. Like, besides boobs.

I like that women can make me laugh and smile when I'm having a bad day.

 

[FinnSven]

I like that women can make me laugh and smile when I'm having a bad day.

Yeah, I am going to struggle to believe that you are being wholesome now.

 

[Shidoen]

Yeah, I am going to struggle to believe that you are being wholesome now.

See it or feel it, I will smile one of these days for whatever reasons.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Ignoring the intermittent incel type posts in this thread, this is rather heartwarming. We should make a thread where men say what they like about women, too. Like, besides boobs.

I like it when girls do that cute thing where they pretend they got hurt and they want you to console them

 

[Jex]

I like it when girls do that cute thing where they pretend they got hurt and they want you to console them

I get what you mean, growing up my sister was exceedingly accident prone. We’re talking safe tasks like walking up the stairs with a cup turning into a massive cut down her leg. Reaching for some hot chocolate from a shelf, knocking it over, having it fall on her foot and then bashing her head on the shelf door that she opened while rushing out. She wasn‘t even young these incidents happened while she was in her early 20s. But no matter what she knew If I was around, I was there to help and calm her down. Dunno it’s nice that she trusts me. Similar things have happened with girlfriends and it was nice then too.