DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

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seriously bro, fuck off with this shit. learn to edit, nobody wants to sit through 12 fucking hours of dsp

Dude, 12 hours, these high lights and TIHYDPs are supposed to make me watch less DSP not more

To be fair his Elden Ring stumblethrough was such a fucking disaster that 12 hours does make sense... for the whole TIHYDP, not just part 1 of it. At that point you might as well just reupload his videos.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I mean you see him scream about a fucked up camera, delayed controls, bitch at stream chat for wanting a death counter, and totally not look up a guide one youve seen them all. You dont need every boss and every area

 

[Comma]

I'm expecting some autistically big kahntributions today during the Final Fantasy streams.

EDIT: he sure as fuck is begging hard today.

 

[Fapcop]

Business line from isps offer a few perks

1) higher speeds sometimes as businesses require more bandwidth, but it could also be none at all If the Infastructure in his neighborhood ain't built up to handle the higher speeds.
2)24/7 tech support. A lot of residential tech support stops around midnight
3)couple hour turnaround on getting a tech out no matter what. That's the main perk.

The problem is that Phil is a shut in loser who is autistic about his schedule. We saw last time that he couldn't have a tech come out same day, oh no, he had to wait till a specific time the next day cause he had to go shopping and go to "appointments". Bet he still hasn't called them since he's sleeping off a 4 am gin champions session.

Phil is also a goddamn moron who has literally no clue what kind of bandwidth and speed he actually needs.

He’s just a halfwit and hardcore consoomer that any salesman worth his salt would instantly recognize as likely to buy anything, if you say things like”Why don’t we go to our business center Mr Burnell? There is an excellent BUSINESS CLASS B/W inkjet printer that is on sale for only $699 that would be perfect for your needs!”

Remember when a dent suggested that Khat should stream? Phil immediately went into hardcore “Tuh-huh-huh-whatta moron!” Mode and implied that there’s no way it would be possible to have TWO streams from their house, business internet or not.

Any time a dent would ask why he doesn’t use his cellphone to stream, he’d react in a similar way… Don’t these morons know his robust streams need a top of the line internet connection?!?

 

[BallBuster II]

I'm expecting some autistically big kahntributions today during the Final Fantasy streams.

Yep, the usual suspects will carry this playthough for a few days and then it will die off.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Pulling out all the classics today. Broken internet bait, costumes, end of the month bills, many games to buy, Argentinian trolls. Oh boy!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

That's enough internet for today..

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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That's enough internet for today..

Heard he switched the goals around so this is now the $150 goal. Gotta milk it hard.

 

[Dragoonism]

So according to Phil, whenever he and Kat ears on their day off it is only at "high end" restaurants!

Yesterday it was Habit Burger...
The two places close to him! (10-20 min away by car)


Their high class food!


Sure Phil, "High End"...

 

[BallBuster II]

So according to Phil, whenever he and Kat ears on their day off it is only at "high end" restaurants!

Yesterday it was Habit Burger...
The two places close to him! (10-20 min away by car)
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Their high class food!
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Sure Phil, "High End"...

He says high end because he is paying high prices for this stuff. The starting price for their meals in his area are like $16.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

So according to Phil, whenever he and Kat ears on their day off it is only at "high end" restaurants!

Yesterday it was Habit Burger...
The two places close to him! (10-20 min away by car)
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Their high class food!
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Sure Phil, "High End"...

la vraie cuisine gourmet des États Unis

 

[RougeRed]

He says high end because he is paying high prices for this stuff. The starting price for their meals in his area are like $16.

And because Phil believes that the most expensive stuff is the best. He really is the ultimate consoomer.

 

[Oh Naggers]

Call Phil out on his bullshit, get LIMBed.

 

[BallBuster II]

Call Phil out on his bullshit, get LIMBed.
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This fucking idiot has been dropping these $5 tips to bitch at Phil all stream so far.

 

[grump]

He says high end because he is paying high prices for this stuff. The starting price for their meals in his area are like $16.

la vraie cuisine gourmet des États Unis

And because Phil believes that the most expensive stuff is the best. He really is the ultimate consoomer.,

Habit is fast casual. In the same tier as in-n-out, five guys. Not michelin starred but a definite step up from McDonalds. I like their stuff, But it goes without saying its quite expensive and unhealthy for someone claiming to be scrimping every penny and taking care of themselves. Let alone someone who is already quite obese.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil rails against spending money on microtransactions in games. He suggests spending time with your friends in real life by going to bars or restaurants or playing sports.

 

[Squatty Potty]

In my opinion, Habit went downhill after getting acquired by Yum. It's too expensive and worse quality than Wendy's.

 

[BallBuster II]

Just checked a restream. Game not even booted up yet. What the fuck was the point of starting earlier?!?!?

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Phil rails against spending money on microtransactions in games. He suggests spending time with your friends in real life by going to bars or restaurants or playing sports.

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Under normal circumstances, that would be reasonable advice, but Phil is not following his own words, thus making him a despicable hypocrite. Either he is a complete idiot or this is some Tzeentch level mind game.

 

[00R-Gundam]

"No todo lo bueno sale caro"
Not everything good is expensive.

Is a phrase dsp should learn and apply to himself. Nigga overpays for stuff and likes to essentially waste money on useless shit. Truly the ultimate coonsumer. All to keep his adult larp going because apparently real maturr adults pay 20$ for burgers and have multiple internet lines. What's funny is that he is slowly cornering himself. Inflation is a thing and eventually his dents will start to feel the squeeze, more so when he finally drops playing video games.