Slim to none. The court is asked to review 7000 cases per year and they only take on about 100-150. Josh is not wrong about it being literally 1%.
Given how legal scholars have pointed out how much shit got fucked up as a result of the Appellate Court's decision, I imagine some SCOTUS clerk's at least heard of it.
But what suit size will you buy, fat boy?
Where did he mention a suit?
The way this works on the inside is that most justices have their clerks be part of “the pool” from which petitions for cert are randomly assigned to chambers. Then the clerks in each chamber take each petition and write a memo explaining the petition and recommending what to do. That then goes out to each chamber, and the justices decide whether to grant cert or not. While they are supposed to review independently the case and come to their own conclusion, the original memo is obviously going to hold sway.
Bossmanjack really is your role model now, huh...
You can only lose 99% of the time bro. Those odds are pretty good by Bossman standards.
You gonna need some bossman gamba energy to hit those odds, try
Whatever you do, don't eat one of their briskets right before sitting for the case. You know, unless you want to be literally the first person (since RBG) to shit yourself in the middle of a SCOTUS case.
Oral arguments are broadcast in audio form only. But if this actually happened, people like Alex Caraballo would show up to take pictures and harass Josh.
If they do take it up, Null is going to need a bagman to "advise" Justice Thomas on the implications of the decision from the appellate court. His adopted son does have "college fees" to plan for.
