Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

Knowingly making false statements in a filing isn't legal, but it isn't perjury. It can constitute a fraud on the court or some other offense, though.

obstruction of justice?

 

[Bepis]

The things most likely to fit that description, besides admitting substance addictions, are psychiatric or marriage problems. Of course Nick always claims his marriage is fine, but all his actions indicate the opposite. He wants to do streams focused on “relationships,” constant coomer sex talk BS, American Beauty so relatable, hot tub stream, etc… I sometimes wonder how much of his recent streaming is aimed at Kayla instead of the audience.

I suspect the Mandy stuff has made existing marital problems worse. He's admitted in the past that some of the things he said went too far and hurt her, and we know she watches/watched Elissa Clips videos...I can't imagine losing your husband to a man feels good.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Nick's mannerisms, speech patterns, tone, even some of his facial features remind me of the man one of my good friends recently married. He's really into whiskey too.

 

[not william stenchever]

I can't imagine losing your husband to a man feels good.

Then of course there was the Steel Toe guy prolapsing Nick's anus in the hot tub while his wife watched in horror.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'll agree on the rage pig Ralph, Rekieta would have to drastically up his drug intake and watch more wrasslin' to even try to compete.
However, I see a potential for a schizo-rambling sticker

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I really like Racket's unique brand of insane rambling and it's completely different from Ralph's special method of hollerin'. He goes into these bizarre dark monologues where his voices he's really low and kind of raspy, the John one being the greatest one to date of course. Not knocking Ralph's holler of course. It's like the difference between a big ogre monster giving some mighty challenge to the hero and some evil wizard looking at his crystal ball while seething at the hero. Both are fine tropes.

 

[bifftango]

Nick's mannerisms, speech patterns, tone, even some of his facial features remind me of the man one of my good friends recently married. He's really into whiskey too.

Would this friend of yours happened to be Dick Lickieta?

 

[AnOminous]

obstruction of justice?

That's generally in a criminal investigation or case.

It's like the difference between a big ogre monster giving some mighty challenge to the hero and some evil wizard looking at his crystal ball while seething at the hero. Both are fine tropes.

Reminds me of Grima Wormtongue. But without the charm.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Would this friend of yours happened to be Dick Lickieta?

Eventually he will be

 

[polar bear]

I really like Racket's unique brand of insane rambling and it's completely different from Ralph's special method of hollerin'. He goes into these bizarre dark monologues where his voices he's really low and kind of raspy, the John one being the greatest one to date of course. Not knocking Ralph's holler of course. It's like the difference between a big ogre monster giving some mighty challenge to the hero and some evil wizard looking at his crystal ball while seething at the hero. Both are fine tropes.

He definitely made his own brand of rambling, but I don't know if I like it that much. I unironically love all the alt-history, philosophy and nature related ramblings and i am a strong supporter of schizo theorists. But Nick is gross. In one of the previous ramblings, he mentioned that thing about jerking off twice in a family restroom, and it made me close the clip, it was fucking revolting. Plus his raspy voice gives me that weird feeling, akin to the one when you're nauseous and you feel saliva filling your mouth, and you just know you're gonna need a bucket in a moment.

 

[Strix454]

Balldo... nooo.... not Camelot too...

"I have shared a room with Nick. I have shared a suite with Nick".

The "shared a room" thing seems new. Sharing the suite was Las Vegas. But this seems like something else.

 

[AltisticRight]

Has anyone here seen the YouTube Channel, Clint’s Reptiles? The guy looks like he could be Nick’s brother and his last name is even Laidlaw.

This guy pets and takes care of critters.
Balldo will torture and then snuff them, laughing about it in the process.

 

[Potatoherder]

Has there been any signs of life from Nick? He has gone a few days before but this is prime sympathy milking for him.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Has there been any signs of life from Nick? He has gone a few days before but this is prime sympathy milking for him.

It'll take a few days for his family to notice he died in his sleep, because "daddy's been drinking again and we're scared to wake him."

 

[Pomniman]

The "woe is Kayla" posting is getting more than a tad absurd. She probably deserves less pity than an average lot lizard.

 

[AltisticRight]

Update: Got the one in particular I was looking for - had to go back to the Sean struggle session. The Nick "evil raging" face is my favorite, as it shows his true feelings.

Based on one of those rare funny commie memes I can't find anymore.
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[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

This guy pets and takes care of critters.
Balldo will torture and then snuff them, laughing about it in the process.

I never said they acted alike. I said they look and sound alike.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

My only real gripe about him is the panel and Randazza were throwing around the term "forum shopping" as part of the reason for applying Colorado law (to discourage this practice). I'm entirely unconvinced Colorado would have even had personal jurisdiction over Nick just because he talked shit on the Internet. Cases are routinely thrown out for lack of personal jurisdiction for that reason. It may have been an act of futility even to attempt to file in Colorado, just to have it thrown out for lack of personal jurisdiction, and then go sue in Minnesota.

It isn't forum shopping if you only have one forum to sue in (other than presumably federal court under diversity which might have changed the choice of law issue).

I give Randazza credit for shaping the battlefield on that. He got them to bite on this idea and now it's the narrative during oral arguments.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Supposedly Uncivil Law Kurt is covering Nick's appellate hearing tonight. Will the sperg be unleashed?

 

[polar bear]

Thank you @elb for bringing justice to Mr Skunk

a lot of people don't like what Nick did

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I suspect the Mandy stuff has made existing marital problems worse. He's admitted in the past that some of the things he said went too far and hurt her, and we know she watches/watched Elissa Clips videos...I can't imagine losing your husband to a man feels good.

I think Nick leaning into the Mandy shit was his passive aggressive way of giving Kay the finger. If she’s being pouty, not cooperative with cooming stuff, locked Nick out of the bedroom, etc..Nick can’t go openly seethe about such grievances on stream but he can coom over other “cool” chicks with big titties, talk about how relatable American Beauty is, or drink more in retaliation.

For all Nick’s babbling about authenticity he’s very invested in maintaining a certain image, part of that involves having a cute trophy trad wife and being the undisputed head of household.

I’ve been watching some of the Kay streams and the “18 years of marriage” one struck me as really odd. Kayla is wearing a low cut halter top. It seemed really important to publicly display Kayla as sexy and desirable, which is weird for a stream about a happy marriage. I get where the cuck jokes come from because Nick seems to want to put her body on display. There’s a big difference in my mind between a husband being proud his wife is attractive and wants her to look nice in public, and a guy that wants her to wear tight clothes to show off her tits and ass. Any guy who wants other people to ogle his wife’s body is a suspect cuck for obvious reasons.

But they came off as very performative, trying very hard to be the cute, saucy happily married couple. I mean it was a performance for a stream about their happy marriage, but still. Why are they streaming on their anniversary trip to begin with?? I also lost count of how many times they mentioned “how young” people at the hotel, or chat, told them they looked.

But whenever Kay anppears on stream it’s obvious there is a very particular role Nick wants her to project, for himself and for his audience. I think expectations have changed in recent years and it’s caused conflict. While Kay was deep in child rearing, church and homeschool mom stuff, Nick dug deep into the online streaming world, booze and cooming. There’s not really a middle ground between those two worlds.