Bobposting / Chloe Elselvier Solanders / Miss Voice Training / Chloey Hoey / Bob Smith / Huai Ze Dong - Openly solicits sketchy sex hormones to children. Bathtub estrogen! Self-professed coach for boys who want to sound like girls, doesn't sound like a girl himself.

[Oxyjen]

I wouldn't recommend attempting to rob a retail bank during business hours at all. What you are going to learn from it is that it's a waste of time from a risk/reward standpoint. The only people it makes sense to are drug addicts looking for some quick cash or retards who think it's going to be like Heat and they can access the vault.

Maybe he thought it was going to be like Dog Day Afternoon. I can’t believe nobody brought this up yet. Dong Day Afternoon.

 

[AGPinochet]

Smoking that troon pack Opps down bad fr

Kiwifarms Always Wins

So did this moron need money or something? It all feels so casual, kind of like he was delusional or severely misinformed about his own ability and the ability of law enforcement to get him.

 

[Your NSA Handler]

Gotta say, of all the crimes this is not the one I was suspecting. My live reaction was:

Bobposting, the Keffals associate who bragged about "pinkpilling" little boys

oh no

and sending them HRT

Oh no!

has been convicted of

Oh fuck no!

bank robbery

Oh. lol

 

[The Partisan]

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I expect the bank tellers to get off their cushy chairs and cunt punt all 90 lbs of him out the front door while laughing hysterically.

... it appears I still expect too much of canada. My sincerest apologies.

This is why you aren't in risk management.

These situations can escalate from "hilarious comedy of errors" to "life safety event" in seconds. Insured money that isn't yours is never going to worth it.

The people doing these hits are fucking bums. All this story proves is the kind of idiot that ends up making toilet HRT in some Rio slum also took the same kind of tactical thought to bank robbery. They used the same strategy some fent head used except they got fucking caught. I'm not risking shit over people like this or money that isn't mine in such trivial amounts. You wouldn't either.

People injected shit this crayon eater was making. What a world.

 

[cia-log]

Dong Day Afternoon

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

[61] There is video evidence of the LRT platforms. There is no video on the trains themselves.

Wow, bank robbery on easy mode and he still couldn't help but fuck it up, or put in any forethought whatsoever. All manlet had to do was wear some baggy clothes and stuff them into a bag after he was done. I get that you want to livestream it for the sisters on the catboy ranch but maybe leave the cell phone at home next time?

 

[SomethingProblematic]

Was it a sperm bank?

 

[Baraka Obama]

So, wait, this freak committed this robbery in 2020, was immediately caught, but a year later he's on social media talking about injecting 'anime juice', participates in #dropkiwifarms - then he's sentenced?

Seems very straightforward to me. Going to prison for sure, claim you're a woman to go to lady's prison, dgaf along the way.


Did anyone catch how long the sentence was?

 

[NinjaSniffer]

The tranny will be released and given a billion dollars and apologized to publicly by Trudeau himself. The police involved with the arrest will be slowly burned alive for transphobia by the globohomo glowie enforcer force.

 

[The Partisan]

I find it odd that he was able to rob a bank 20 minutes after it closed. It's not like that location has a place to hide. I think the time given is probably when he left the building and he was the last person in line. Banks try and get everyone out the door about 10 minutes before closing so they can check things and leave at 7:30.

Probably men's downtown. United Conservative party doesn't do the whole trans bullshit.

No train near by at the time. If he doesn't drive he'd either have to run it in a cold Edmonton winter or do the stupid thing and catch the bus.

Me neither. closest robbery was the 2019 one with the armourd car "exploding". I guess it wasn't that big of a deal.

The Scotiabank over by TerraLosa usually had the vault door open around 10-2pm during the weekday.

The 20 minutes after closing detail is odd for sure but as you say the line maybe ran long that night. It happens.

Most robberies don't make the news. They just don't. It's very common.

I can't speak to how Scotiabank specifically does business but having the vault accessible during business hours is not wise and not consistent with the SOPs I'm aware of from peers in the CBA. There are still some branches from all the majors that do weird stuff like rely on manual cash so it's definitely possible but it would be an outlier scenario, not typical of the average.

EDIT: It's also important to distinguish what a "vault" is in this context. There is a secure room and there is a vault. The vault is in the secure room. The vault looks basically like an ATM and is loaded and unloaded the same way. It feeds the cash dispenser units in the branch. The secure room can be accessed throughout the day by branch staff typically (again, Scotia may do things differently) but the vault will be time-locked and completely inaccessible during business hours.

 

[Pomniman]

I'm only surprised it wasn't a cum robbery.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The 20 minutes after closing detail is odd for sure but as you say the line maybe ran long that night. It happens.

Most robberies don't make the news. They just don't. It's very common.

I can't speak to how Scotiabank specifically does business but having the vault accessible during business hours is not wise and not consistent with the SOPs I'm aware of from peers in the CBA. There are still some branches from all the majors that do weird stuff like rely on manual cash so it's definitely possible but it would be an outlier scenario, not typical of the average.

Scotiabank is pretty bad. Always had issues with them unlike with RBC. Even BMO was better though limiting cash with them was always a pain the ass. TD is another bad bank to go with. They don't consider Government ID to be ID at times and it can take months to get a new card sent to you.

 

[But I Digress]

How the fuck are these 5.5 degenerates robbing banks?
Sure they suck at it, but hell, I feel like something's out of place here.
Also lol at not knowing he'll get a GPS device in the money. What a low IQ Asiatic.

They get given pass after pass because of their victim status so they assume they're safe from consequences.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So he resided at Chalifoux Hall, I can see why he took the LRT to escape. He could just get off at the Jubilee Station and walk there.

 

[Law]

How the fuck are these 5.5 degenerates robbing banks?

He's like a GTA character, complete with the cross-dressing

Dong Day Afternoon

Keffals yelling "Kiss me. Kiss me! I like to get kissed when I'm being fucked!"

"Look, Keffals, I'm a fuck-up and I'm an outcast and that's it. You come near me, you're gonna get it - you're gonna get fucked over and fucked out!"

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

This is why you aren't in risk management.

These situations can escalate from "hilarious comedy of errors" to "life safety event" in seconds. Insured money that isn't yours is never going to worth it.

The people doing these hits are fucking bums. All this story proves is the kind of idiot that ends up making toilet HRT in some Rio slum also took the same kind of tactical thought to bank robbery. They used the same strategy some fent head used except they got fucking caught. I'm not risking shit over people like this or money that isn't mine in such trivial amounts. You wouldn't either.

People injected shit this crayon eater was making. What a world.

Risk management sounds like HR speak for pussyitis. Or in this case bussyitis.

That being said, you're right risking your life over leaf money is even dumber than risking it over the dollar.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Just to confirm, Bobposting isn't Bobfrommarketing, the SA goon/Goonfleet guy who convinced a 16 year old to emigrate to his country and marry him, right?

 

[CBX7BANXA8NQM]

You're telling me this dude's name is fuckin Mr. Dong?

 

[Dyn]

I think robbing banks is retro and based af.

 

[albumen]

The equivalent is the indictable offence, just like how misdemeanours are synoymous with summary convictions.

Kind of. Summary is 2 years less a day, and the criminal record is either expunged if a discharge or conditional discharge is made, or removed if the suspect successfully applies after five years and the person reviewing the application decides that removing the criminal record won't be a threat to the customers of any jobs of vulnerable people that require background checks. Only an RCMP (Candian FBI) record exists for him.

Indictable is much worse. You are permanently stuck with your record, but you might be able to appeal it after ten years. They have your DNA and fingerprints, and you will lose out on a lot of jobs. Many jobs are starting to open up and include everyone minus pedo's and sex offenders, but you will still have that stigma.

Can any legal kiwis chime in on the sentencing of Bobposting? Because when I tried to research for it , I didn't get any conclusive answers.

The honest answer is that it does not look good for Dongy Dong.

Robbery in Canada is defined as theft but with some sort of overt or covert threat. Theft is simply taking it without assault, threats, or a firearm. The judge concluded with previous court cases, notably 1983 CanLII 3496 (ON CA) that the letter had an implicit threat.

According to the Criminal Note Book (written by an actual lawyer, godsend for Canadian law students by the way, really good supplement) the average sentence in Alberta for this exact type of crime (robbery by bank note) is FOUR YEARS and possibly a fine. This is the provincial average. Unless Dongy Dong gives a legitimately good reason, this is the sentence he will get. I cannot find any mitigating factors stated in the document.

He is fucked unless he's mentally ill enough to be considered Not Criminally Responsible, in which case the judge will determine the most "unintrusive" way to keep him in control and away from society (probably a regimin with either pills or daily check ins with a psychiatrist).

I also don't see a way for him to get the evidence excluded by unreasonable search and seizure with section 24(2) of the Canadian Charters and Freedoms. All the evidence was gotten with a warrant with CCTV, and a good prosecutor can argue that the clothing was in exigent circumstances and could have been easily destroyed, and that's if they didn't enter in with a warrant.

He would also have to prove that this evidence being found illegal would put the administration of justice into disrepute, and who the fuck is going to think that some pants being seized are reputation destroying for the justice system?

You reap what you sow, Dongy Dong.